This just in: You've killed a person. That makes you a murderer!
What are you going to do with the body?
I would punch him in the face.
You've killed someone.
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Turn it in, go to jail, meet Morgan Freeman, escape through the sewer drainage pipe, and restore an old boat on the beach.
It made more sense in my head.
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Prop it up in the passenger seat and get to ride in the HOV lane, whoop whooop!
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At 1/29/13 03:13 AM, Peony wrote: This just in: You've killed a person. That makes you a murderer!
What are you going to do with the body?
I turn it into a suit of armor.
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At 1/29/13 03:13 AM, Peony wrote: What are you going to do with the body?
Paint it black.
1. Put on gloves.
2. Smoothen out the teeth with some sort of tool (or remove them completely).
3. If possible, dismember the hands.
4. Wash the body thoroughly with boiling water and sanitizer.
5. Place the body in a garbage bag and load it into my trunk, along with a change of clothes and a flashlight.
6. Drive to my brother's house during the night and steal the keys to his girlfriend's car.
7. Move the body to the girlfriend's car trunk.
8. Drive (that car) to a rural area - preferably near a farm.
9. Bury the body in the woods and cover up the tire tracks leading back to the road.
10. Return to the car and change my clothing outside. (Placing the old clothes in another bag).
11. Drive to the nearest body of water and dispose of the clothing and murder weapon.
12. Drive back to my brother's house, return the car, return home in my car.
13. Get my car interior cleaned a week after the event.
14. Report back to the International Contract Agency.
Eat it, because I'm actually very hungry right now, and that body is starting to look rather tasty.
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At 1/29/13 04:01 AM, Mismo wrote: Eat it, because I'm actually very hungry right now, and that body is starting to look rather tasty.
Or that.
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At 1/29/13 05:19 AM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: I'd throw the body into a volcano. probrem solved.
I'm picturing a long line of people waiting to dumb bodies in their local volcano.
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Take it to a taxidermist and have it stuffed.
I'd cut it up until it fit inside a PC tower, put the PC tower in the trunk of my car, then take the car to the dump to be destroyed. Then I'd report my car stolen.
Just a chick with a dick.
Eat it. Or feed it to sharks.
Whichever I feel like doing at the moment.
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I would cut it open and get inside of it. Nobody will be able to tell they've died.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
At 1/29/13 03:13 AM, Peony wrote:
What are you going to do with the body?
Eat it.
What other choice do I have?
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
1.Dance around it and disgrace it as much as I can
2. Eat it to get rid of the evidence.
3.Donate it at a university or something for experiments.
4.Satisfy my curiousity what the hell does it looks like inside
5.Put it in my bed and sleep next to it.
6.Confess everything
7.Shoot my arm and leg and then pretend I was a victim too.
8. Bury it in my neighbors backyard
9. Laugh at how dead he is and make puns/jokes
10. Make it my personal sex slave/box training sack
11.Burn it
12.Take his organs and sell them/put them in the fridge
13.Take his brain and keep it in case of any zombie apocalypse
14.Frame someone else
15.Cut parts of his body and send them to different politicians
16. If he is black,saw his skull open to see whether his three dimples are right on the part devoted on servility.
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Take it back to my place.
Mama's gotta get me some.
Isux@PHP, FML.
I'm just a dreamer.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
1. Burn it in my fire place.
2. Get arrested because I don't know that the smell would be ungodly.
At 1/29/13 05:51 PM, Bees wrote: who is it
if its goryblizzard i sell all the organs except skin and brain for massive cash, study the brain to discover new types of brain abnormalities and mental disorders, become horrifyingly wealthy and famous, then stuff the skin and use it as a punching bag
Go right ahead. I have nothing against any of your plans.
I'll even get you started on your plan to study my brain. It's right here. I want to know on the spot exactly which abnormalities exist, how those abnormalities tie into the mental disorders I have, and so on and so forth.
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