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You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:13:51 Reply

This just in: You've killed a person. That makes you a murderer!

What are you going to do with the body?


I would punch him in the face.

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:17:23 Reply

Turn it in, go to jail, meet Morgan Freeman, escape through the sewer drainage pipe, and restore an old boat on the beach.


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:17:54 Reply

Leave it where it lays and confess.

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:18:22 Reply

Violate it obviously.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:22:19 Reply

Prop it up in the passenger seat and get to ride in the HOV lane, whoop whooop!


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:25:02 Reply

this is all a big misunderstanding. i wouldn't kill anyone. i've been framed. i'm innocent

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:25:09 Reply

I'd eat the flesh to grow more powerful.

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:26:33 Reply

At 1/29/13 03:13 AM, Peony wrote: This just in: You've killed a person. That makes you a murderer!

What are you going to do with the body?

I turn it into a suit of armor.


I can edit my signature at will, but I can't edit my post. The hell, Newgrounds?

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:41:35 Reply

Use it for Satanic rituals. Or mail it to Alex Salmond.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 03:52:41 Reply

At 1/29/13 03:13 AM, Peony wrote: What are you going to do with the body?

Paint it black.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 04:00:03 Reply

1. Put on gloves.
2. Smoothen out the teeth with some sort of tool (or remove them completely).
3. If possible, dismember the hands.
4. Wash the body thoroughly with boiling water and sanitizer.
5. Place the body in a garbage bag and load it into my trunk, along with a change of clothes and a flashlight.
6. Drive to my brother's house during the night and steal the keys to his girlfriend's car.
7. Move the body to the girlfriend's car trunk.
8. Drive (that car) to a rural area - preferably near a farm.
9. Bury the body in the woods and cover up the tire tracks leading back to the road.
10. Return to the car and change my clothing outside. (Placing the old clothes in another bag).
11. Drive to the nearest body of water and dispose of the clothing and murder weapon.
12. Drive back to my brother's house, return the car, return home in my car.
13. Get my car interior cleaned a week after the event.
14. Report back to the International Contract Agency.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 04:01:02 Reply

Eat it, because I'm actually very hungry right now, and that body is starting to look rather tasty.


#AMAFORSEXSLAVE2014

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 04:02:52 Reply

At 1/29/13 04:01 AM, Mismo wrote: Eat it, because I'm actually very hungry right now, and that body is starting to look rather tasty.

Or that.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 04:06:50 Reply

At 1/29/13 03:52 AM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 1/29/13 03:13 AM, Peony wrote: What are you going to do with the body?
Paint It, Black

Fixed.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 04:16:29 Reply

Abandon it.

I just killed myself.
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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 05:10:25 Reply

I ditch the body in a deep dark grave and fill it with cement after smashing the bones and teeth to dust with a sledgehammer. I immediately move to another state where I stock up on guns and bullets should the day ever come when I must pay for my crime.

You'll never take me alive. Wah copper. WAH!

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 05:21:59 Reply

disguise myself as the dead body and have some other guy use puppet strings to make the dead body walk around and say "hey, I killed that guy over there, arrest me!"

Its bound to work


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 05:27:23 Reply

Reanimate and use a slave.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 05:58:39 Reply

At 1/29/13 05:19 AM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: I'd throw the body into a volcano. probrem solved.

I'm picturing a long line of people waiting to dumb bodies in their local volcano.


#AMAFORSEXSLAVE2014

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 12:26:51 Reply

Take it to a taxidermist and have it stuffed.

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 12:30:10 Reply

I'd cut it up until it fit inside a PC tower, put the PC tower in the trunk of my car, then take the car to the dump to be destroyed. Then I'd report my car stolen.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 12:34:59 Reply

Suck its dick

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 12:37:00 Reply

Eat it. Or feed it to sharks.
Whichever I feel like doing at the moment.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 12:43:10 Reply

Chop it to parts then bury each parts in different location. Best, sell the meats to butcher house, they wouldn't know the different between pork, beef and human.

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 12:49:25 Reply

best the shit out if so it cant be recognized


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 13:51:06 Reply

Hydrochloric acid bitches.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 13:52:22 Reply

Well, they can't say "No" now.


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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 13:54:51 Reply

I would cut it open and get inside of it. Nobody will be able to tell they've died.

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 13:57:44 Reply

Eat it, duhhhhhh!

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Response to You've killed someone. 2013-01-29 14:03:05 Reply

Hide it in a morgue.


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