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Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:41 AM Reply

Was a microphone? I mean, the thought of it is just so funny that im literally dying from all the laughing i've done thinking about it. Like, why would you sing to a penis and pretend its a microphone?
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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:43 AM Reply

How does one get a girl near his penis?

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:44 AM Reply

At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?

Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:47 AM Reply

At 1/29/13 02:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?
Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.

But I like wearing lipstick.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:51 AM Reply

At 1/29/13 02:47 AM, Darthdenim wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?
Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.
But I like wearing lipstick.

It does bring out your eyes.


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:53 AM Reply


At 1/29/13 02:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?
Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.
But I like wearing lipstick.
It does bring out your eyes.

Sometimes I like to wear this mask when I'm lounging around the house.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:54 AM Reply

I accidentally MADE her "pretnded" it was a microphone when a bolt of electricity from my ungrounded cock zapped her in the lip.


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 03:20 AM Reply

I used a girl's tits as bongo drums before.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 03:54 AM Reply

I can not say I've had this experience yet, But I always laugh when I find these

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 03:56 AM Reply

What's a "girl"?


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 04:14 AM Reply

No. I have had a girl pretend it was a popsicle once.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 04:17 AM Reply

Let's pretend the pussy is a speaker.

I'm a screamer.


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 04:20 AM Reply

At 1/29/13 03:56 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: What's a "girl"?

A walking sperm bank.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 04:25 AM Reply

At 1/29/13 03:20 AM, Provoke wrote: I used a girl's tits as bongo drums before.

I've used them as pillows. Was a good rest actually.


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 04:36 AM Reply

I don't remember really. I've had my cock sucked so many times that I'm sure it's possible.

I've had a girl blow me with that candy pop rocks in her mouth, I've had it with ice cubes in her mouth, I've had it in public while a train was going by, I've had it in the backs of buildings, I've had it on break, I've had it in the 69 position, I've even gotten head once when the girl was dressed up like a French maid. Role playing is awesome, but the girl can't be a dog. The French maid girl was a blonde with green eyes. Very fucking nice.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 05:50 AM Reply

At 1/29/13 05:32 AM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:
At 1/29/13 03:56 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: What's a "girl"?
A filthy cumdumpster slut who fucks and sucks for moneys.

Hey.
Some work for free.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 05:53 AM Reply

At 1/29/13 02:41 AM, TheMajormel wrote: Was a microphone? I mean, the thought of it is just so funny that im literally dying from all the laughing i've done thinking about it. Like, why would you sing to a penis and pretend its a microphone?
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Nope. But a girl gave my penis a name once.
I feel awkward around people with the same nickname as the one she gave my penis.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 05:55 AM Reply

Maybe the thing that's stopping you all from getting laid is you think that's it's some impossible feat?


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 06:00 AM Reply

No, but this one time a girl pretended my penis was a lollipop.


Heads or tails?

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 01:35 PM Reply

At 1/29/13 05:53 AM, LiquidFire wrote: a girl gave my penis a name once.
I feel awkward around people with the same nickname as the one she gave my penis.

Okay, because you didn't elaborate on what the nickname was, you are setting yourself up for smug jokes.
Here is a short list of all the insulting things I can think of that she called your penis:
Pencil dick. Thumb dick. Pinky. Tiny. Little guy. Speck. Captain Smalls of the S.S. 2 Inches...

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 01:38 PM Reply

yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 01:41 PM Reply

At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian

Oh yeah? So she was tapping on your cock and saying "Is this thing on? I'll be here all night!"

Sounds like you were flaccid.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 01:42 PM Reply

At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian

You mean she thought she was being funny when she wasn't, like all female comedians?

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 01:45 PM Reply

At 1/29/13 01:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian
Oh yeah? So she was tapping on your cock and saying "Is this thing on? I'll be here all night!"

Sounds like you were flaccid.

no, she was making jokes and laughing
i was heckling


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 01:55 PM Reply

The real question is; have you ever pretended your penis is a microphone?


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 01:55 PM Reply

At 1/29/13 01:45 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian
Oh yeah? So she was tapping on your cock and saying "Is this thing on? I'll be here all night!"

Sounds like you were flaccid.
no, she was making jokes and laughing
i was heckling

Her: And what's the deal with dick jokes? I mean, are you gay or something?

You: You suck, you fat fucking bitch!


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:00 PM Reply

At 1/29/13 01:45 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian
Oh yeah? So she was tapping on your cock and saying "Is this thing on? I'll be here all night!"

Sounds like you were flaccid.
no, she was making jokes and laughing
i was heckling

Sounds like most female comedians. Was she a fat girl with cats? You know, most of them are secretly dikes. They go after men who are most like women.

Did she also make knock knock jokes using your sack as one of those one fashioned brass door knockers?
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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:00 PM Reply

You guys are delusional as to how women work.

They won't do anything for you unless you press the button on the back of their right ear.


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 02:05 PM Reply

At 1/29/13 02:00 PM, Shauna wrote: You guys are delusional as to how women work.

They won't do anything for you unless you press the button on the back of their right ear.

I prefer the "reset to factory settings" button on the back of their left ear.


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Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis Jan. 29th, 2013 @ 03:09 PM Reply

One time a girl used my dick as a joystick.
I really enJOYed it.