One time in highschool, I was smoking my bong in my car before school, and this lady parked right next to me, and was dropping off her son.
I looked over to her, and made eye contact with both her and her son. I kind of just nodded in a "what's up" kind of way, and ripped the shit out of it right in front of both of them, it was fucking hilarious.
I got stopped by the campus cop on my way to 2nd period, and yeh, the lady ratted me out of course.
It was hilarious because they didn't care about the bong, they wanted to find weed in my car so they could bust me with drug charges, but I had smoked it all that morning, so they spent a half hour going through all the trash in my car, even unfolding crumbled up tin foil lol.
They would've suspended me, but since I was such a handsome bright student who was taking advanced classes, the principal just made me spend a day in her office.