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4.17 / 5.00 16,300 ViewsI punched a kid in the stomach during fifth grade.
Little bitchass went to the clinic and said his stomach hurts. Got one day in the office.
Hardcore nig.
I got a cop to come and talk to me.
Thew a waterbottle through a classroom window during lunch. Turned out there were teachers in there.
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When I was in ninth grade this annoying kid that always messed with me walked up to me one day and said something really stupid to try and get a reaction from me, I forgot what it was exactly. I punched him but it hit his shoulder. I only weighed like 90 pounds then so it didn't do anything. He knocked me to the ground, got on top of me, and started flailing at my stomach. It didn't hurt but I thought it was pretty damn humiliating.
I got three days of suspension for that bullshit.
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A few occasions of me being disciplined and sternly talked to for beating those who attempted to start a fight with me. Of course since they were the ones who got the actual pain (as for some reason even after the 4th time they still thought I couldn't defend myself) I was the one who always took the blame. Because teachers are ignorant cunts who have no idea how to sense the blame in people and continually chose me as the person who began such a fight, and obviously was they only one to do anything bad.
It did get annoying, but at the same time it worked well to keep people away once they finally understood I could cause them injuries. That is for a few days anyway as they had the brain capacity of a Hydra and seemed to forget it within a week.
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I got suspended for 3 days and dismissed from national honor society for sending a text message
At 1/28/13 10:53 PM, saqwert wrote: I got suspended for 3 days and dismissed from national honor society for sending a text message
was it the contents of the msg?
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On paper, it was probably the time me and another kid "stabbed each other with a deadly weapon."
We were just fucking around with pencils, that shit got struck off pretty quickly, but god damn was that one large ass fucking ordeal over nothing.
Academically? Probably not showing up the latter half of my senior, or not being informed my schedule was switched around and didn't find out until two months into the semester my sophomore year.
Punishment wise? Middle school fight. I keeps it gangsta yo
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At 1/28/13 10:55 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:At 1/28/13 10:53 PM, saqwert wrote: I got suspended for 3 days and dismissed from national honor society for sending a text messagewas it the contents of the msg?
The contents got me kicked out of nhs, but since the phone I used was my friend's, who later sent death threats to the same kid I texted, I was suspended by association
At 1/28/13 10:53 PM, saqwert wrote: I got suspended for 3 days and dismissed from national honor society for sending a text message
Sounds about right, I once cussed out another kid and got OSS for a day then never went back the rest of the year cause I'm a mo fuckin bad ass.
Also I'm back faggots.
In 8th Grade, I was fighing with a classmate when the homeroom teacher showed up. Both of us were suspended for 2 days. Unfortunately, I was suspended on my birthday.
No damage was done at all during the fight, so it seems stupid as of why the teacher would make such a big deal out of something so minor.
Another case was me smashing the door of my classroom. No damage was done to the door from my attack, but I was forced to pay 200 RMB because 'minor damage has been dealt to the door'. How fucking retarded.
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At 1/28/13 11:07 PM, FreakyTy111 wrote: Also I'm back faggots.
I've never seen you in my life?
For fighting about 20 times. One of the times I was going to get suspended for a week but my mum got rid of that easily.
At 1/28/13 10:27 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: I got a cop to come and talk to me.
me too but for casually talking about columbine. who knew you could get in trouble for talking about bad things that happened
i got suspended for hitting a kid who hit me first in my freshman year of high school.
fuck, no wonder lots of people dropped out
At 1/28/13 11:07 PM, FreakyTy111 wrote: Also I'm back faggots.
also who the fuck are you
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At 1/28/13 11:07 PM, FreakyTy111 wrote:At 1/28/13 10:53 PM, saqwert wrote: I got suspended for 3 days and dismissed from national honor society for sending a text messageSounds about right, I once cussed out another kid and got OSS for a day then never went back the rest of the year cause I'm a mo fuckin bad ass.
Also I'm back faggots.
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Don't worry bruh, none of these scrubs remember you, but I do
I made a recycle virus and put it on one of the computers. It spread to every pc. People complained about it because they couldnt open their folders. It got also got the principals attention.
They never caught me lol
I got in trouble for a lot of shit, but the worst was when I cussed out my teacher and told her to die in 6th grade.
I was in deep shit after that let me tell ya.
A cop was giving a presentation about gang violence in my school library and showed a video of me and my friends getting into a brawl. (There used to be a way better video but It got taken down) As like an example of immature violent acts on long island. When they put it on everyone looked at me and then a few laughed and somehow the cop found out I was in it, and then proceeded to lecture me for an hour and say how I could be arrested..
Even though it only happened because I was fighting some kid at a mall (lol) and his friends all jumped me, so my friends jumped into to protect me...
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At 1/28/13 11:37 PM, 372 wrote: Even though it only happened because I was fighting some kid at a mall (lol) and his friends all jumped me, so my friends jumped into to protect me...
Fresmen year, good times...
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What a brawla
At 1/28/13 11:37 PM, 372 wrote: showed a video of me and my friends getting into a brawl
What the fuck is up with the music? Slipknot?
At 1/28/13 11:37 PM, 372 wrote: showed a video of me and my friends getting into a brawl.
All I see is a bunch of kids who can't even cause one drop of blood among the lot of them.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and chalk this up to you guys being young, but god damn dude is that some pussy shit in there.
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At 1/28/13 11:46 PM, RacistBassist wrote:At 1/28/13 11:37 PM, 372 wrote: showed a video of me and my friends getting into a brawl.All I see is a bunch of kids who can't even cause one drop of blood among the lot of them.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and chalk this up to you guys being young, but god damn dude is that some pussy shit in there.
Uh...well there was blood lol.. after words 2 kids had to get stitches and one of my friends had 2 black eyes :\
At 1/28/13 11:49 PM, Combatboots wrote: Sure fists were flying but they looked like they had the backing of a wet fart.
Oh, Man. I haven't laughed like that for a while.
I got a week's ISS for fighting over a girl, in which it turned from a 1 on 1 fight, into a 10 man brawl in the lunch room, generally this kind of thing happens at least once or twice a month for different reasons, so it wasn't really nothing new.
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At 1/28/13 11:51 PM, 372 wrote: Uh...well there was blood lol.. after words 2 kids had to get stitches and one of my friends had 2 black eyes :\
It doesn't seem like it. I mean shit, they were on snow. That would have shown up. I will give you the benefit of the doubt though due to it just being sheer chaos. I mean shit, last time I got into a fight there was blood spattered all over the fucking place, I needed 5 stitches, the guy split his nose, and we both had at least a black eye. Oddly enough though, neither of us were knocked out. He was throwing fucking bombs too, and I had that mad ground and pound going on. I mean shit, my right cheek split open and I had a black eye all from that first punch, and I was able to split his nose with a right cross.
Actually know what, fuck that night. So much bullshit to clean up and those stitches were not cheap.
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At 1/28/13 11:19 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: who knew you could get in trouble for talking about bad things that happened
Speaking is counterproductive.
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