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4.15 / 5.00 16,751 ViewsWhoever picks up the hottest chick wins. It's that easy.
Just printscreen and post on here.
I'll go first
She's on Omegle to be a whore so you're not really picking her up.
I am certain that is a 24 year old indian man sitting behind that computer with a .avi playing.
You mong.
Buddy, it's not sex if your bodies don't touch, so in reality you are basically watching a stripper.
At 1/28/13 03:13 AM, Armour wrote: I am certain that is a 24 year old indian man sitting behind that computer with a .avi playing.
Yeah, pretty much. Though my guess is 35 year old Russian. Also:
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You: play what?"
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At 1/28/13 02:28 AM, dangoval95 wrote: Whoever picks up the hottest chick wins. It's that easy.
Just printscreen and post on here.
I'll go first
Is the guy with the cap you OP? I don't think that's how you wear a cap.
Puddin'?
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At 1/28/13 04:55 AM, LiquidFire wrote:At 1/28/13 02:28 AM, dangoval95 wrote: Whoever picks up the hottest chick wins. It's that easy.Is the guy with the cap you OP? I don't think that's how you wear a cap.
Just printscreen and post on here.
I'll go first
This and also why does it look like you're in your grandmother's bed?
At 1/28/13 04:56 AM, Squidbit wrote: This and also why does it look like you're in your grandmother's bed?
I bet he likes to masturbate in it.
Puddin'?
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You may as well just troll the free chat on livejasmin.
Not that I've ever done such a thing.
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OP bangs over 20 bitches evey 6 hours
At least I hope he does since he's just that smooth
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on a scale of 1 to 10, how much pussy do you get buddah
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It would be a better challenge to see how many people you can get through before seeing another man masturbating on camera.
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At 1/28/13 03:09 AM, InnerChild548 wrote: absolutelypathetic.jpg
Going to agree with this, pretty much /thread right here.
Y u mad tho?
At 1/28/13 10:50 AM, NuclearWarfare wrote: It would be a better challenge to see how many people you can get through before seeing another man masturbating on camera.
More like how many men masturbating on camera can you get through before you get a person's face
Bad screenie. She was really pretty though, and had an Australian accent that was to die for.
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At 2/1/13 02:16 AM, Kwing wrote: Bad screenie. She was really pretty though, and had an Australian accent that was to die for.
Wow she looks thrilled
Just a chick with a dick.
At 1/28/13 03:13 AM, Armour wrote: I am certain that is a 24 year old indian man sitting behind that computer with a .avi playing.
You mong.
You can tell if it's a .gif or something if it just keeps on repeating.
When I go on omegele I always have the same expericance.
I have conversations with stoners
I have conversations with people with nice tattoos
I have conversations with people from other countries
I have conversations with girls I think are secretly laughing at me
I laugh at people with their dicks out
Fat dudes call me Justin Bieber,
Punk fat dudes tell me I'm better looking then Justin Bieber
At 2/1/13 07:56 AM, 372 wrote: When I go on omegele I always have the same expericance.
Punk fat dudes tell me I'm better looking then Justin Bieber
sure
At 2/1/13 07:58 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:At 2/1/13 07:56 AM, 372 wrote: When I go on omegele I always have the same expericance.sure
Punk fat dudes tell me I'm better looking then Justin Bieber
true story