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Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 00:33:24 Reply

Dude, Dude I had this great fucking Idea. Dude, dude just go with me. Remember Star wars return of the jedi and how boss was it until the end with those dumb fucking ewoks beating the empire on the forest moon of endor and helping the rebels blow up the shield generators along side han solo and leia.

I could of made that ending way fucking better with no cost and every thing almost the same just with no fucking ewoks.

Dude, Dude, Dude. What if the fucking shield generator wasn't on the moon near endor.

Dude... What if the fucking shield was on kashyyyk.

Bro fucking wookie army instead of ewoks!


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 00:34:20 Reply

Bro bro dude dude

WHAT IF

you were not a faget


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 00:41:58 Reply

At 1/28/13 12:34 AM, DickChick wrote: Bro bro dude dude

WHAT IF

you were not a faget

haha


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 00:44:08 Reply

Trying way too hard.

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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 00:44:17 Reply

At 1/28/13 12:34 AM, DickChick wrote: Bro bro dude dude

WHAT IF

you were not a faget

Trust me baby your not surrounded by dicks because your a ugly pig. I wouldn't piss on you with any other newgrounders cock. Now go disappoint daddy and go get fucked by the bursar to get a extension on your student loan debts.

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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 00:46:04 Reply

At 1/28/13 12:44 AM, Parlux wrote:
At 1/28/13 12:34 AM, DickChick wrote: Bro bro dude dude

WHAT IF

you were not a faget
Trust me baby your not surrounded by dicks because your a ugly pig. I wouldn't piss on you with any other newgrounders cock. Now go disappoint daddy and go get fucked by the bursar to get a extension on your student loan debts.

ahoooo


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 01:59:15 Reply

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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 02:34:14 Reply

The sad thing is that Ewoks were never named during the film. The only reason everyone knows about them is due to the marketing which led to them being named as such and being common knowledge.


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 09:08:21 Reply

Y'know, I actually don't have a problem with the ewoks. They look like teddy bears because they're meant to be underestimated, and the industrial might of the Empire was no match for an indeginous alien population that already knew the lay of the land, and had the element of surprise on their side. When you consider a bunch of cracked out animal midgets just start coming out of the wood-work and BLUDGEONING stormtroopers in the head, stealing AT-ST's and blasting them with their own shit, it's actually kinda hardcore.


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 10:25:41 Reply

One time I was going through some old vhs tapes, and I found this old footage of some old movie or show. It had the Ewoks in it. I'm not talking about a parody, it had the same costumes. Basically kids walking in the woods with a tribe or something.
I wonder what movie that was...


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 10:28:16 Reply

At 1/28/13 10:25 AM, DrClay wrote: One time I was going through some old vhs tapes, and I found this old footage of some old movie or show. It had the Ewoks in it. I'm not talking about a parody, it had the same costumes. Basically kids walking in the woods with a tribe or something.
I wonder what movie that was...

Is it the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special?


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 10:34:40 Reply

At 1/28/13 10:28 AM, DickChick wrote:
Is it the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special?

No... This was basically human kids walking with a 2 ewoks in the woods.
The footage was only a few minutes long.
I honesty thought they were just similar, but they are the actual costumes.


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 10:37:19 Reply

At 1/28/13 10:34 AM, DrClay wrote: No... This was basically human kids walking with a 2 ewoks in the woods.
The footage was only a few minutes long.
I honesty thought they were just similar, but they are the actual costumes.

Huh. You could have something pretty rare there


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 10:40:53 Reply

At 1/28/13 10:37 AM, DickChick wrote: Huh. You could have something pretty rare there

I'd post footage if I could but I didn't think about it at the time.


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 10:44:13 Reply

At 1/28/13 10:40 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 1/28/13 10:37 AM, DickChick wrote: Huh. You could have something pretty rare there
I'd post footage if I could but I didn't think about it at the time.

I'm guessing you don't have the tape anymore?


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 10:44:37 Reply

At 1/28/13 10:40 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 1/28/13 10:37 AM, DickChick wrote: Huh. You could have something pretty rare there
I'd post footage if I could but I didn't think about it at the time.

A quick google search and I found out that it was actually a movie called Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure.
It's on youtube if you ever want to see it. Turns out it was written by George Lucas, I thought this was a movie that had nothing in common with the original star wars. Oh well, still interesting.


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 14:55:09 Reply

At 1/28/13 02:34 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: The sad thing is that Ewoks were never named during the film. The only reason everyone knows about them is due to the marketing which led to them being named as such and being common knowledge.

This may be true, because when I was a kid I fondly remember this Ewok cartoon I had on a VHS Tape.

Haha.

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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 15:51:43 Reply

At 1/28/13 02:55 PM, Jay wrote:
At 1/28/13 02:34 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: The sad thing is that Ewoks were never named during the film. The only reason everyone knows about them is due to the marketing which led to them being named as such and being common knowledge.
This may be true, because when I was a kid I fondly remember this Ewok cartoon I had on a VHS Tape.

Haha.

Jeez... that reminds me...


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Response to Return of the jedi edit. 2013-01-28 16:21:24 Reply

At 1/28/13 12:34 AM, DickChick wrote: Bro bro dude dude

WHAT IF

you were not a faget

Why did I laugh.


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