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At 1/27/13 12:35 PM, dangoval95 wrote: I'm sleepy as fuck right now, got like 3 hours of sleep.
How do I wake myself up?
Strong coffee, and METAL! \m/
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get a bucket of cold water and dump it on yourself, if you do not have a bucket, stick your head in a toilet. You're welcome
This is a sig you dumbass.
I'm usually ok with a "Wake up motherfucker!".
Talking to yourself is not bad at all.
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Either caffeine or....stab yourself in the leg with a fork. That'll sure as hell wake you up hahahaha xD
Acknowledge there is no comfort in lethargy.
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At 1/27/13 12:35 PM, dangoval95 wrote: How do I wake myself up?
put folgers in your cup
Dr. Spedmund McMallet
At 1/27/13 02:34 PM, Idioteque123 wrote:At 1/27/13 12:35 PM, dangoval95 wrote: How do I wake myself up?put folgers in your cup
9 out of 10 doctors agree that it is INDEED the best part of waking up....
At 1/27/13 12:45 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Set your alarm clock at walking distance.
My clock's right next to my head. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
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Contrary to popular belief do not have caffeine. Those who drink coffee regularly need the caffeine they consume from the coffee just to return them to the same point someone would be who never drinks coffee. It doesn't "wake you up" all it does is return the body to the usual point, all that means is that while you don't have the coffee you are more tired than you usually would be.
It is advised to either never drink coffee or drink coffee every day without missing it. Both ways will leave your body at the usual point. Taking coffee occasionally and then not taking it is the worst thing you can do. (Other than overdosing on caffeine and dying of course which yes can happen.)
Could always try drinking water heavily before you sleep. Native Americans used to do that to wake up for hunts. But then again if you try it you will likely only end up wetting the bed.