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My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:11:58 Reply

And it's hurting. What should i do?


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:14:34 Reply

Masturbate

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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:16:48 Reply

untie the string around it

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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:20:55 Reply

At 1/26/13 11:14 AM, HarrisonX wrote: Masturbate

This is always the answer.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:21:07 Reply

At 1/26/13 11:14 AM, HarrisonX wrote: Masturbate

I like that idea.

At 1/26/13 11:16 AM, Scintillating wrote: untie the string around it

Usually i would do that but this time theres no string around it. Although i did strangle a prostitute with it.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:34:50 Reply

Put Vicks vapor rub on it.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:37:01 Reply

You need piss, like REALLY bad.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-26 11:37:09 Reply

At 1/26/13 11:36 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Purple penis my ass.

Did you mean: "Purple penis IN my ass."?


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 02:36:23 Reply

Try slapping pedestrians with it

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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 02:40:00 Reply

maybe you should see a medical doctor. personally i think you may have a buildup of negative chakra which you can't channel out of your body. you could try to meditate physically and mentally in order to relieve yourself of your inner demons

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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 02:40:33 Reply

At 1/27/13 02:40 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: maybe you should see a medical doctor. personally i think you may have a buildup of negative chakra which you can't channel out of your body. you could try to meditate physically and mentally in order to relieve yourself of your inner demons

UUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 03:01:28 Reply

Paint it a different color, I advise using makeup with similar natural skin-tones...let it sort itself out!

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At 1/27/13 02:40 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: (saying something that supergandhi64 would typically say)
UUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH

You are phenomenally easy to troll, loosen up a bit.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 07:28:28 Reply

rub alcohol on it.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 09:07:46 Reply

Chop it off.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 09:08:02 Reply

Fap.


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 09:18:28 Reply

my penis has spikes


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 14:46:25 Reply

piss in a glass and see if you get purple drank


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Response to My penis is purple 2013-01-27 14:58:07 Reply

So are you saying you have a "One eyed, one horned, flying, purple, penis eater"? That sure sounds strange to me.


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