I just got back from the movies and.....
The date was terrible.
During the film, she would keep placing her frigging fingers on my lips, trying to force her fingers down to make me puke. After that, we went to dinner at some pizzeria. I ate tons of slices and we talked about what we liked to do. I told her my hobbies, she said hers, then all of a sudden she went:
" Can you follow me real quick?"
I regretfully did.
We went to her car after she paid for the food, and all of a sudden she goes, "I have a penis"
I was laughing playfully, then ALL OF A SUDDEN she whipped out her throbbing member then forced my head down on it. It reached my uvula and I puked gallons of pizza on her penis and she was screaming "YES!" over and over again.
After I was done emptying my stomach out she tells me to "never speak of it again" and she wants to go out next time.
What have I gotten myself into