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My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 05:59 AM Reply

.. With a 17 year old girl.
Now I may sound silly here, but my friend told me that she is into vomit(she finds puking attractive). I've asked around and this is confirmed by a few of her friends.

There's one thing that really bothers me.

Besides her being a year older

My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.
We're gonna go see Django Unchained later, so any tips on dating females?


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 06:01 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: .. With a 17 year old girl.
Now I may sound silly here, but my friend told me that she is into vomit(she finds puking attractive). I've asked around and this is confirmed by a few of her friends.

There's one thing that really bothers me.
Besides her being a year older

mine is 4 years old

My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.

you don't spend as much time here as me and i have a hot girlfriend

don't worry

just dress nice and make sure you puke on her vagina or whatever she wants


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 06:02 AM Reply

you made this before

blam and delete.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 06:03 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: so any tips on dating females?

Stop calling them feeeeeeemales like they are some kind of alien species and just act casual around her like you would anyone else. Don't be nervous and don't expect to get any sort of action. Don't go in with a plan and just adjust your moves going by the "feel" of the occasion. Remember, girls aren't slot machines you can put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

PS, you picked an easy first date. Less talking and more movie watching gives you less chance to fuck up, and after the movie is out the film will give you two something to talk about.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 07:24 AM Reply

Tell her to join newgrounds.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 07:26 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 07:24 AM, Gimmick wrote: Tell her to join newgrounds.

yea and tell her I said Hi.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 09:25 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: any tips on dating females?

Don't do it. The result might be something like me, and you seriously wouldn't want that.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 09:32 AM Reply

be yourself, dont crack any jokes, keep your mouth shut unless spoken too.

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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 09:41 AM Reply

And remember, if they're cops, they HAVE to tell you if you ask.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 09:44 AM Reply

So your afraid of looking like a shut in loser towards a girl who gets of on seeing people puke.

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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 09:47 AM Reply

do you like puke? wtf is this


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 09:56 AM Reply

It sounds like a lot of people are having you on

Did you know if you say 'django' really really slowly it sounds like 'gullible'?


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 10:31 AM Reply

get her and urself drunk so much u'll have no chance but to puke. now she is gonna be drunk and horny as fuck....

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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 10:45 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: We're gonna go see Django Unchained later, so any tips on dating females?

Puke all over her during the movies.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 10:46 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 10:45 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Puke all over her during the movies.

Based on the information you've given us, this is the only reasonable answer we can give you.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 10:52 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.

Well then she's looking at this thread now and you've fucked all chances already.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 11:01 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 10:52 AM, simon wrote:
At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.
Well then she's looking at this thread now and you've fucked all chances already.

never thought of that! u blew it!

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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 11:43 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 07:40 AM, Provoke wrote: This is actually how I got here.

See! Things can't be that bad!


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 11:46 AM Reply

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.
so any tips on dating females?

I hope she finds this thread.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 11:47 AM Reply

Touch her crotch to see if she has a penis; if she does, you're golden. Also, I could have sworn you were 14, not 16.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 12:21 PM Reply

Talk nicely about stuff to help cement the friendship, watch the movie together during which time take note of how she positions herself etc. beside you, if it looks like she would enjoy you being nearer to her then gently hold your hand over her own, holding your arm around her if she takes the hand holding very well. Enjoy the duration of the movie and then talk some more when it is over and if she has warmed up to you well then smile warmly at her to check if she responds, if she does then try to go in for a kiss. Whether you do kiss or choose not to still make sure to ask when she is next available to meet for a meal or movie etc. again, if she does like you enough then she will likely either give a time or at least show interest with thinking about it. Sharing mobile numbers or email / skype or AIM etc. then would be a good way to keep in touch.

Obviously the key thing is to not go too fast, but at the same time don't go too slow, while you are with her you should be able to sense her anxiety or openness to you as the date goes on and can take actions depending on it.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 12:25 PM Reply

At 1/26/13 06:01 AM, Sekhem wrote: mine is 4 years old

Yes.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 12:37 PM Reply

eat some salty ass popcorn and puke on her


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 01:51 PM Reply

stick your fingers down your throat so that you throw up in front of her.

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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 01:53 PM Reply

dawg django is a great movie when the scene where dogs tear the man apart alive puke into the popcoren bag will make you look compassionate and puking
(she will be hottened) then at the end after he shoots all them fuckers and blows them bitches i the desert up (the aurtstroliens) then the movie is pretty much just make out with that bitch dawg right there then eat her pussy in the theatre. then go home and recieve your congrajutlatory sex, fuck ehr mind away


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 01:53 PM Reply

What the fuck is wrong with you people

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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 01:55 PM Reply

At 1/26/13 01:53 PM, 372 wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you people

Welcome To Newgrounds.


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Response to My friend is setting me up... Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 01:57 PM Reply

Why did you mentioned she liked vomit if that wasn't the main focus of this thread? I thought there was going to be a dilemma of 'should i?!' Meh.


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