My friend is setting me up...

[TheMajormel]

.. With a 17 year old girl.
Now I may sound silly here, but my friend told me that she is into vomit(she finds puking attractive). I've asked around and this is confirmed by a few of her friends.

There's one thing that really bothers me.

Besides her being a year older

My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.
We're gonna go see Django Unchained later, so any tips on dating females?

[Sekhem]

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: .. With a 17 year old girl.
Now I may sound silly here, but my friend told me that she is into vomit(she finds puking attractive). I've asked around and this is confirmed by a few of her friends.

There's one thing that really bothers me.

Besides her being a year older

mine is 4 years old

My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.

you don't spend as much time here as me and i have a hot girlfriend

don't worry

just dress nice and make sure you puke on her vagina or whatever she wants

[HighWay]

you made this before

blam and delete.

[Cootie]

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: so any tips on dating females?

Stop calling them feeeeeeemales like they are some kind of alien species and just act casual around her like you would anyone else. Don't be nervous and don't expect to get any sort of action. Don't go in with a plan and just adjust your moves going by the "feel" of the occasion. Remember, girls aren't slot machines you can put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

PS, you picked an easy first date. Less talking and more movie watching gives you less chance to fuck up, and after the movie is out the film will give you two something to talk about.

[Gimmick]

Tell her to join newgrounds.

[Amaranthus]

At 1/26/13 07:24 AM, Gimmick wrote: Tell her to join newgrounds.

Yeah, so I can bully her because of fetish.

[Ketchemonia]

At 1/26/13 07:24 AM, Gimmick wrote: Tell her to join newgrounds.

yea and tell her I said Hi.

[Provoke]

At 1/26/13 07:24 AM, Gimmick wrote: Tell her to join newgrounds.

This is actually how I got here.

[NewgroundsMike]

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: any tips on dating females?

Don't do it. The result might be something like me, and you seriously wouldn't want that.

[MrPercie]

be yourself, dont crack any jokes, keep your mouth shut unless spoken too.

wear protection, I suggest a crash helm/

[poxpower]

And remember, if they're cops, they HAVE to tell you if you ask.

[manopoly12]

So your afraid of looking like a shut in loser towards a girl who gets of on seeing people puke.

[NinjaGuy]

do you like puke? wtf is this

[Elephly]

http://www.youtube.com/user/simplepickup

[Otto]

It sounds like a lot of people are having you on

Did you know if you say 'django' really really slowly it sounds like 'gullible'?

[Diablifrit]

get her and urself drunk so much u'll have no chance but to puke. now she is gonna be drunk and horny as fuck....

[LiquidFire]

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: We're gonna go see Django Unchained later, so any tips on dating females?

Puke all over her during the movies.

[Kunera]

At 1/26/13 10:45 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Puke all over her during the movies.

Based on the information you've given us, this is the only reasonable answer we can give you.

[simon]

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.

Well then she's looking at this thread now and you've fucked all chances already.

[Diablifrit]

At 1/26/13 10:52 AM, simon wrote:

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.

Well then she's looking at this thread now and you've fucked all chances already.

never thought of that! u blew it!

[Gimmick]

At 1/26/13 07:40 AM, Provoke wrote: This is actually how I got here.

See! Things can't be that bad!

[DarkMatter]

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.

so any tips on dating females?

I hope she finds this thread.

[Knights]

Touch her crotch to see if she has a penis; if she does, you're golden. Also, I could have sworn you were 14, not 16.

[Ragnarokia]

Talk nicely about stuff to help cement the friendship, watch the movie together during which time take note of how she positions herself etc. beside you, if it looks like she would enjoy you being nearer to her then gently hold your hand over her own, holding your arm around her if she takes the hand holding very well. Enjoy the duration of the movie and then talk some more when it is over and if she has warmed up to you well then smile warmly at her to check if she responds, if she does then try to go in for a kiss. Whether you do kiss or choose not to still make sure to ask when she is next available to meet for a meal or movie etc. again, if she does like you enough then she will likely either give a time or at least show interest with thinking about it. Sharing mobile numbers or email / skype or AIM etc. then would be a good way to keep in touch.

Obviously the key thing is to not go too fast, but at the same time don't go too slow, while you are with her you should be able to sense her anxiety or openness to you as the date goes on and can take actions depending on it.

[Bbqbeefburgerman]

At 1/26/13 06:01 AM, Sekhem wrote: mine is 4 years old

Yes.

[Cherry]

At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: that she is into vomit(she finds puking attractive). I've asked around and this is confirmed by a few of her friends.

Why does she offer that information to her friends

[Magical-Zorse]

eat some salty ass popcorn and puke on her

[IdiLogicSavant]

At 1/26/13 09:32 AM, MrPercie wrote: be yourself, dont crack any jokes, keep your mouth shut unless spoken too.

wear protection, I suggest a crash helm/

Never worked for me. The helmet scared them away.

[Freaki-boy92]

stick your fingers down your throat so that you throw up in front of her.

[Boss]

dawg django is a great movie when the scene where dogs tear the man apart alive puke into the popcoren bag will make you look compassionate and puking
(she will be hottened) then at the end after he shoots all them fuckers and blows them bitches i the desert up (the aurtstroliens) then the movie is pretty much just make out with that bitch dawg right there then eat her pussy in the theatre. then go home and recieve your congrajutlatory sex, fuck ehr mind away