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i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:38:56 Reply

I'm gonna go from $8/hr to $11/hr and I'm gonna get about 5 hours overtime a week.

That's five hours where i make $16.50!

I'm going to be an overnight baker at Panera. It's a pretty kickass job. Bake bread all night, no managers around to get on your case, listen to your boombox and chill while making bread and cookies and stuff.

Pretty much the best job I've had so far. So let's all feel good and talk about our greatest jobs to date, NG.

Let's hear it....


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:40:04 Reply

how much for a cupcake?

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:40:18 Reply

I currently work at a karate dojo.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:40:21 Reply

Well, lucky you.


Where's the pickle?

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:41:24 Reply

congrats, man


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:42:02 Reply

so you makin that bread for makin that bread?


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:42:39 Reply

I already make more than you do even after your promotion

No but seriously, congratulations


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:43:45 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, Xenomit wrote: I already make more than you do even after your promotion

No but seriously, congratulations

Is it shooting that gay porn you were telling me about?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:43:49 Reply

I don't get paid much and one way you could describe it is like "professional mom" lolol I take care of kids all day and they really push my nerves sometimes, a lot, but it's totally worth it and rewarding and I love it and all the people I work with.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:44:42 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: so you makin that bread for makin that bread?

BPGMC-4-LYFE


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:45:08 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:43 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, Xenomit wrote: I already make more than you do even after your promotion

No but seriously, congratulations
Is it shooting that gay porn you were telling me about?

That's a little thing I'm doing on the side. My actual job pays anywhere from 14 to 16 dollars an hour depending on work conditions at that time.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:45:46 Reply

I worked nights for two years, it gave me a nervous breakdown

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:47:31 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:45 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I worked nights for two years, it gave me a nervous breakdown

lol then you were doing it wrong, night shifts are the best.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:48:28 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:44 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: so you makin that bread for makin that bread?
BPGMC-4-LYFE

so you stackin dough cuz you stackin that dough?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:49:13 Reply

does anyone on this forum actually get paid a salary (like me) and not by the hour


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:49:27 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:48 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:44 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: so you makin that bread for makin that bread?
BPGMC-4-LYFE
so you stackin dough cuz you stackin that dough?

How many of these do you have


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:54:57 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:49 AM, Sekhem wrote: does anyone on this forum actually get paid a salary (like me) and not by the hour

we counting allowances?


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:56:07 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:48 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:44 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: so you makin that bread for makin that bread?
BPGMC-4-LYFE
so you stackin dough cuz you stackin that dough?

When it comes to gettin bread i got the keys to the bakery

#clever


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:56:16 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:54 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:49 AM, Sekhem wrote: does anyone on this forum actually get paid a salary (like me) and not by the hour
we counting allowances?

hahaha, i guess

what's your allowance

i never remember getting a set allowance growing up (my parents would set one and change it the next week)


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:57:05 Reply

Congrats ! now back to the kitchen and make mesum garlic cheese bread


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:06:48 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:56 AM, Sekhem wrote:
what's your allowance

$50 every 2 weeks. that isn't enough to support this fast lane lifestyle.
i need to do something


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:08:28 Reply

i want a job


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:23:47 Reply

nice thats great i feel good 4 iu now buy me some lsd shrooms sensestamps and chai tea


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:25:28 Reply

i work 24/7 on a lawn, it's pretty tiring work, but alot of pretty dames walk by.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:26:53 Reply

At 1/26/13 02:25 AM, Supasang wrote: i work 24/7 on a lawn, it's pretty tiring work, but alot of pretty dames walk by.

Ahhh. It took me a second to get the joke.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:29:31 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:56 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
When it comes to gettin bread i got the keys to the bakery

#clever

so you eatin good cuz other ni66as eatin good/
are you working now?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:29:40 Reply

At 1/26/13 02:25 AM, Supasang wrote: i work 24/7 on a lawn, it's pretty tiring work, but alot of pretty dames walk by.

When you change your icon that won't be funny anymore.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:33:37 Reply

At 1/26/13 02:29 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:56 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
When it comes to gettin bread i got the keys to the bakery

#clever
so you eatin good cuz other ni66as eatin good/
are you working now?

Nah mang, im still working days until this upcoming Friday. That's when i start overnights. Lol i might bring my tablet and watch Netflix once everyone's gone : p


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 12:25:09 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:38 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I'm gonna go from $8/hr to $11/hr and I'm gonna get about 5 hours overtime a week.
I'm going to be an overnight baker at Panera. It's a pretty kickass job. Bake bread all night, no managers around to get on your case, listen to your boombox and chill while making bread and cookies and stuff.

I thought you were going to work at Toys'R'Us. What ever happened to that?


There was some stuff here before but the sig editor deleted it. Dumb fucker.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 12:29:42 Reply

well done, bizzarropmp. overnight baking is honest work

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