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Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:28:36 Reply

So I was slapping my John Thomas and came across this.

Fucking blew my mind.

And my load

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:29:33 Reply

proof that it was sent by a dumb blonde slut


Everything in this post is wrong.
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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:30:19 Reply

I laughed, who makes these???


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:30:23 Reply

Once I saw an add and it was an image of this fat chick whose boobs were floating and she was twirling them around in the water and staring at them if that makes any sense.

It seriously made me lol for about ten minutes, I have no idea why anyone would find it hot.


Just a chick with a dick.

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:34:51 Reply

shes 81 years old so shes a GILF

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:39:52 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:30 PM, selena wrote: I laughed, who makes these???

HAHAHAHAHAH DUMB BITCH MAKE A SPELLING ERROR dis shit is gold


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:44:45 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:29 PM, Jumbe wrote: proof that it was sent by a dumb blonde slut

how can you tell it wasn't a dumb black slut?


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:46:15 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:44 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:29 PM, Jumbe wrote: proof that it was sent by a dumb blonde slut
how can you tell it wasn't a dumb black slut?

Implying there is no such thing as a blonde black person.


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:48:29 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:46 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:44 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:29 PM, Jumbe wrote: proof that it was sent by a dumb blonde slut
how can you tell it wasn't a dumb black slut?
Implying there is no such thing as a blonde black person.

Well, technically black people can't be blonde, they can only have blonde hair.
That's like saying I dyed the cat's hair dog colour, so now the cat has dog hair.
You should know, you are sexually interested in animals and whatnot.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:52:30 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:48 PM, Sevkat wrote: Well, technically black people can't be blonde, they can only have blonde hair.

Oh, ok

That's like saying I dyed the cat's hair dog colour, so now the cat has dog hair.

That's a terrible analogy

You should know, you are sexually interested in animals and whatnot.

I know, humans are so hot


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:52:52 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:44 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:29 PM, Jumbe wrote: proof that it was sent by a dumb blonde slut
how can you tell it wasn't a dumb black slut?

because most aren't sluts


Everything in this post is wrong.
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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:57:10 Reply

That's something I would complain about. Poor grammar has been seeping into the media, lately.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 16:57:30 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:28 PM, Mumbo wrote: So I was slapping my John Thomas and came across this.

Fucking blew my mind.
And my load

How the fuck does she know where you live?

There must be something you're not telling us! What are you doing with 81 year-old sluts Mumbo?


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 18:49:19 Reply

Bitch needs to stop sucking that D and learn some grammar


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 22:54:19 Reply

There was an advert recently from the Daily Mail as a quote saying "Laugh out loud funny" I instantly lost any respect I didn't have for that tabloid now.

At 1/25/13 06:49 PM, SmartyPants wrote: Bitch needs to stop sucking that D and learn some grammar

You can has love Crysallis, even if you only want it to feast.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 22:57:45 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:34 PM, Scintillating wrote: shes 81 years old so shes a GILF

it's GMILF, you fucking fuck

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 23:13:20 Reply

It wouldn't be believable if she had proper grammar and was out looking for dudes to fuck on the internet.

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-25 23:22:25 Reply

I don't like this because there's no pictures


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-26 00:18:58 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:46 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:44 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:29 PM, Jumbe wrote: proof that it was sent by a dumb blonde slut
how can you tell it wasn't a dumb black slut?
Implying there is no such thing as a blonde black person.

Mighty Joe Jon the Black Blonde wants to have a word with you.

These things are common but that doesn't make the misspell any less funny. It's always gold getting chat invites from chat clients and services that don't exist.

John Thomas is a stupid name. Go hunt for your Red October.

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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-26 00:29:12 Reply

At 1/26/13 12:18 AM, YenMuffin wrote: Mighty Joe Jon the Black Blonde wants to have a word with you.

These things are common but that doesn't make the misspell any less funny. It's always gold getting chat invites from chat clients and services that don't exist.
John Thomas is a stupid name. Go hunt for your Red October.

Did you change your signature because of me


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-26 00:29:14 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:34 PM, Scintillating wrote: shes 81 years old so shes a GILF

LOL, literally.


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-26 01:23:10 Reply

I think she wants to beyou're fuck buddy.


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-26 01:40:14 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:46 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:44 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 1/25/13 04:29 PM, Jumbe wrote: proof that it was sent by a dumb blonde slut
how can you tell it wasn't a dumb black slut?
Implying there is no such thing as a blonde black person.

That almost doesn't exist because it looks like shit.


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Response to Porn Ad (sfw) 2013-01-26 02:23:20 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:30 PM, selena wrote: I laughed, who makes these???

Totally not me...


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