Don't Escape
I'm a werewolf and it's a full moon. I have to find a way to prevent myself from escaping.
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3.53 / 5.00 13,419 ViewsYeah I know it's not a reliable source but still just go with it
True or not I cracked up through the whole article. Thoughts?
Oh and check the latest comment. Classic
I refuse to read an article this long about a woman shitting on the ground.
Someone should tell this to Gory so he'll know where to party.
Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.
Shit on the Dance Floor, isn't that the name of some crunkcore band?
Gives a new meaning to "drop it like it's hot."
Y u mad tho?
At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.
I wonder how many of them were in bare feet...
The entire article smelled of bullshit.
But it was hilarious. I'd love to see something like this actually happen.
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At 1/25/13 12:36 AM, SirFinland wrote: Someone should tell this to Gory so he'll know where to party.
I'm aware now, and I don't care where I party just as long as she's around. Her physical attractiveness combined with what she did would have created a life-changing night for me had I been there.
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Puke and shit everywhere, that must've been one hell of a night. One could even say it was THE SHIT.
Also that was all lies because girls don't poop.
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At 1/25/13 05:02 AM, LiquidFire wrote: The entire article smelled of bullshit.
ZING!
That's why you don't do drug with drinks. I feel sorry for whoever had stepped on her stuff.
At 1/25/13 11:13 AM, Elitistinen wrote: That's why you don't do drug with drinks. I feel sorry for whoever had stepped on her stuff.
Yeah because all drugs and any amount of drink leads to that, every single time 100%.
I'd love to know exactly what she took, I'd guess ecstasy due to the trance-like state of being able to just relieve her bowels without any shame about where he was.
Also this line is priceless:
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At 1/25/13 10:58 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Her physical attractiveness...
uhh no
At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.
Yeah the whole thing sounds like a sketch. XD
At 1/25/13 12:36 PM, Wegra wrote:At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.Yeah the whole thing sounds like a sketch. XD
I thought i was reading the onion for a moment.
At 1/25/13 12:32 AM, Wegra wrote: Yeah I know it's not a reliable source but still just go with it
True or not I cracked up through the whole article. Thoughts?
Oh and check the latest comment. Classic
Stupid. Everyone knows girls don't poop.
Reminds me of that video on efukt
At 1/25/13 11:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:At 1/25/13 11:13 AM, Elitistinen wrote: That's why you don't do drug with drinks. I feel sorry for whoever had stepped on her stuff.Yeah because all drugs and any amount of drink leads to that, every single time 100%.
I'd love to know exactly what she took, I'd guess ecstasy due to the trance-like state of being able to just relieve her bowels without any shame about where he was.
I'd be amazed if it was X, if it was then she would've gone to the toilets and hugged everybody in there, THEN shit. My guess would be GHB, I've seen people on that piss themselves while dancing because they were so fucked
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At 1/25/13 04:54 AM, Painbringer wrote:At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.I wonder how many of them were in bare feet...
Ya just got to mash it in with your heel
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Im surprised that some people here actually believed something that clearly came from a satrical online newspaper. Pretty much sums up NG these days.
At 1/25/13 04:42 AM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Shit on the Dance Floor, isn't that the name of some crunkcore band?
If you don't know who they're called how did you find that picture?
Oh my fucking god lol. I really hope this is true because it's hilarious. Also a video would be nice :)
thank you for this i laughed