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Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 12:32 AM Reply

Yeah I know it's not a reliable source but still just go with it

True or not I cracked up through the whole article. Thoughts?

Oh and check the latest comment. Classic
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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 12:34 AM Reply

I refuse to read an article this long about a woman shitting on the ground.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 12:36 AM Reply

Someone should tell this to Gory so he'll know where to party.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 02:02 AM Reply

Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 04:42 AM Reply

Shit on the Dance Floor, isn't that the name of some crunkcore band?

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 04:48 AM Reply

Gives a new meaning to "drop it like it's hot."


Y u mad tho?

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 04:54 AM Reply

At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.

I wonder how many of them were in bare feet...

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 05:02 AM Reply

The entire article smelled of bullshit.

But it was hilarious. I'd love to see something like this actually happen.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 05:32 AM Reply

I think i've found the girl for me.


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 10:58 AM Reply

At 1/25/13 12:36 AM, SirFinland wrote: Someone should tell this to Gory so he'll know where to party.

I'm aware now, and I don't care where I party just as long as she's around. Her physical attractiveness combined with what she did would have created a life-changing night for me had I been there.


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:09 AM Reply

Puke and shit everywhere, that must've been one hell of a night. One could even say it was THE SHIT.

Also that was all lies because girls don't poop.


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:12 AM Reply

At 1/25/13 05:02 AM, LiquidFire wrote: The entire article smelled of bullshit.

ZING!


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:13 AM Reply

That's why you don't do drug with drinks. I feel sorry for whoever had stepped on her stuff.


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:38 AM Reply

At 1/25/13 11:13 AM, Elitistinen wrote: That's why you don't do drug with drinks. I feel sorry for whoever had stepped on her stuff.

Yeah because all drugs and any amount of drink leads to that, every single time 100%.

I'd love to know exactly what she took, I'd guess ecstasy due to the trance-like state of being able to just relieve her bowels without any shame about where he was.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:42 AM Reply

At 1/25/13 10:58 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Her physical attractiveness...

uhh no

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 12:36 PM Reply

At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.

Yeah the whole thing sounds like a sketch. XD

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 01:53 PM Reply

At 1/25/13 12:36 PM, Wegra wrote:
At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.
Yeah the whole thing sounds like a sketch. XD

I thought i was reading the onion for a moment.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 1/25/13 12:32 AM, Wegra wrote: Yeah I know it's not a reliable source but still just go with it

True or not I cracked up through the whole article. Thoughts?

Oh and check the latest comment. Classic

Stupid. Everyone knows girls don't poop.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 08:09 PM Reply

Reminds me of that video on efukt

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 08:59 PM Reply

At 1/25/13 11:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 1/25/13 11:13 AM, Elitistinen wrote: That's why you don't do drug with drinks. I feel sorry for whoever had stepped on her stuff.
Yeah because all drugs and any amount of drink leads to that, every single time 100%.

I'd love to know exactly what she took, I'd guess ecstasy due to the trance-like state of being able to just relieve her bowels without any shame about where he was.

I'd be amazed if it was X, if it was then she would've gone to the toilets and hugged everybody in there, THEN shit. My guess would be GHB, I've seen people on that piss themselves while dancing because they were so fucked


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 09:04 PM Reply

At 1/25/13 04:54 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 1/25/13 02:02 AM, Boomstick wrote: Oh god, people stepped in it. That's too funny.
I wonder how many of them were in bare feet...

Ya just got to mash it in with your heel


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:00 PM Reply

Im surprised that some people here actually believed something that clearly came from a satrical online newspaper. Pretty much sums up NG these days.

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:05 PM Reply

At 1/25/13 04:42 AM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Shit on the Dance Floor, isn't that the name of some crunkcore band?

If you don't know who they're called how did you find that picture?

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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 25th, 2013 @ 11:11 PM Reply

Oh my fucking god lol. I really hope this is true because it's hilarious. Also a video would be nice :)


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Response to Woman shits on Dance floor Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 12:15 AM Reply

thank you for this i laughed


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