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200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd

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In Australia.

How long until Osama and WMD's are discovered in Australia as well?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-24/major-oil-discovery-in -outback-sa/4481982


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-23 23:51:38


At 1/23/13 11:48 PM, Dave4554 wrote: In Australia.

How long until Osama and WMD's are discovered in Australia as well?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-24/major-oil-discovery-in -outback-sa/4481982

It's 2013. Get over it.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 00:28:16


They found it in my state too.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 00:31:13


Did you know that Sydney is sitting on top of a major coalfield?


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 02:21:54


I highly doubt the US could take australia the Aussies Division of Kangaroo cavalry armed with boomerangs are the stuff of fear and legend!

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 03:11:17


Personally I hope we spend it on daft shit like Saudi Arabia did.

tallest building
fastest rollercoaster
buying every major sporting competition

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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 03:18:52


lol, I remember playing a political simulator called "Superpowers 2" and we decided to, as America, invade this country called "Oman" and it pissed off the entire world. So every world power diverted their military might, America bound.....EXCEPT for Australia.

In the game, Australia is like "Oh shit, guys, you have thousands of naval war-ships traveling across the Pacific towards you...what do!?" and by that time, we were being invaded from all over...The United Arab Emerates somehow got Texas, and the East Coast was just totally lost....so we diverted everything we had to flee America and occupy Australia, and they were like, "Um...we don't like that very much, could you please gtfo"

Then all the world powers that were too late to claim some mainland US decided to redirect to Australia to clean us out, and Australia was like "SHIT. SHIT. GET OUT GET OUT" and we were like "Ignore. Ignore. Ignore." and finally Australia initiated a ground war with the remnants of our US forces, while we're getting naval bombardments from Russia and Japan, aerial strikes....shit was over in a couple of in-game days.

.....Yeah, so my point is, Australia would probably be on our side more than anything. But they wouldn't put up with our shit, probably. Finders keepers! That shit's theirs to keep.


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 04:10:45


At 1/24/13 12:28 AM, Halberd wrote: They found it in my state too.

WA? Pretty easy to find stuff when you live in giant flat empty space.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 04:23:47


At 1/24/13 02:24 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 1/24/13 02:21 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Aussies Kangaroo boomerangs
Hahahaha comedy gold right here right here

I wouldnt laugh the 1st Kangroo Cavlary Division is the stuff of military legend.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 04:29:19


At 1/24/13 04:10 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/24/13 12:28 AM, Halberd wrote: They found it in my state too.
WA? Pretty easy to find stuff when you live in giant flat empty space.

I think I could have phrased that better

I meant to say that the oil found from this article was found in SA a.k.a my state

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 04:33:23


At 1/24/13 04:29 AM, Halberd wrote: I think I could have phrased that better

I meant to say that the oil found from this article was found in SA a.k.a my state

Implying I gave enough of a shit to read the article.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 12:47:33


We should focus more on implementing alternative fuel sources.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 12:54:45


At 1/24/13 12:53 PM, Travis wrote:
Luckily there's a savior bringing them back...

http://www.teslamotors.com

When I get a car im getting a hybrid or something.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 13:07:05


At 1/24/13 01:05 PM, Travis wrote: The 2013 Ford Fusions are actually really quite nice.

Nice is a factor, affordable is another, more important one.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 13:25:00


At 1/23/13 11:51 PM, Darthdenim wrote:
At 1/23/13 11:48 PM, Dave4554 wrote: In Australia.

How long until Osama and WMD's are discovered in Australia as well?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-24/major-oil-discovery-in -outback-sa/4481982
It's 2013. Get over it.

You idiot, this is now though. It's perfectly valid to reference the past like that, even if it wasn't the most intelligent thing.


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 13:37:24


At 1/24/13 12:54 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 1/24/13 12:53 PM, Travis wrote:
Luckily there's a savior bringing them back...

http://www.teslamotors.com
When I get a car im getting a hybrid or something.

DID YOU HEAR THAT GUYS what a pussy

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 13:55:13


I was hoping we'd get over oil within my life time. Now I fear I will never live to see the possible Utopian future, where everything is electric, sourced from the earth and given back in to it at the same rate. When I go to a city, the air is as clean as at home.

You know in Mumbai, India, if you walk around in the city for a day it's the equivalent of 20 normal cigarettes? Industry is of course incredible but it is disgusting.

This is really upsetting. The more we rely on old ways of doing things (which we can, again, with short-sightedness), we will never progress.


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 13:57:21


At 1/24/13 01:55 PM, Otto wrote: This is really upsetting. The more we rely on old ways of doing things (which we can, again, with short-sightedness), we will never progress.

cars are cool. what you trin say about my lazer m8?

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 15:28:51


Hmmm...I wonder how long it will be until Obama the Murderer needs to "liberate", "empower democracy", or find "insurgents" in Australia.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 15:30:44


At 1/24/13 01:55 PM, Otto wrote: I was hoping we'd get over oil within my life time. Now I fear I will never live to see the possible Utopian future, where everything is electric, sourced from the earth and given back in to it at the same rate. When I go to a city, the air is as clean as at home.

Green energy would be nice. Unfortunately, the government keeps the price to high for it to be economically viable on a large scale.

If you want affordable green energy in your lifetime, vote libertarian next time.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 15:48:39


Hybrids and electric cars are shit and are actually more harmful to the environment and less cost effective then you think.

plus they are outright useless.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 15:55:31


due asier duder ~!!! i am the seesence of oil can not touch me babhy. i am cool as ice but baclk as diamonds come adn fuck with it i fu wanta try son. worth hundios


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 16:00:09


I bet if we blow the shit out of Ayers Rock it will be full of oil.

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 16:02:37


At 1/24/13 03:30 PM, LemonCrush wrote:
At 1/24/13 01:55 PM, Otto wrote: I was hoping we'd get over oil within my life time. Now I fear I will never live to see the possible Utopian future, where everything is electric, sourced from the earth and given back in to it at the same rate. When I go to a city, the air is as clean as at home.
Green energy would be nice. Unfortunately, the government keeps the price to high for it to be economically viable on a large scale.

If you want affordable green energy in your lifetime, vote libertarian next time.

The Libertarian Party in my country does have a few good ideas but have mostly incredibly flawed ideas that I don't agree with. I assume you mean the US party.

For my first vote, it depends what constituency I'm in.


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 16:48:49


Where the hell do you get that many barrels?


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 20:21:15


That should keep the V8 touring cars going for a few more years. It's basically Australian NASCAR, there's only 2 manufacturers and all the fans like to have a big fight with each other (after downing about 20 beers each).


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 21:10:18


At 1/24/13 12:54 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 1/24/13 12:53 PM, Travis wrote:
Luckily there's a savior bringing them back...

http://www.teslamotors.com
When I get a car im getting a hybrid or something.

No you're not cause hybrids are expensive as dicks.

Welcome to an 80's Honda Accord bra.


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Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 21:35:04


At 1/24/13 04:02 PM, Otto wrote: For my first vote, it depends what constituency I'm in.

Ah...didn't realize/forgot you were foreign.

My bad :)

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 21:36:57


At 1/24/13 03:48 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Hybrids and electric cars are shit and are actually more harmful to the environment and less cost effective then you think.

They're actually terrible for the environment, because the energy used to charge them while plugged in, comes from burning coal

Response to 200 Billion Barrels of oil discovrd 2013-01-24 21:40:17


Yeeehaawww moar oil!!