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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:03:47 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:01 AM, Xenomit wrote: This is a fight to the death. Superman could somewhat easily kill Goku. And that would be it, the fight would be over, because Goku would be dead. Goku is a mortal, unlike Superman who is immortal.

superman is not immortal

shit, even the omega effect can annihilate superman (no kryptonite, once again)

goku is a mortal, but cannot really 'cease to exist'


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:04:05 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:01 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 01:57 AM, Sekhem wrote: this is true, but goku can fight from death - superman can't
unlike Superman who is immortal.

What the fuck are you talking about immortal superman my ass

my dad has the comic lol

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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:23:04 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:18 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 02:04 AM, 372 wrote: What the fuck are you talking about immortal superman my ass

my dad has the comic lol
You realize that it's canonical that superman is millions of years old, right?

At 1/25/13 02:03 AM, Sekhem wrote: superman is not immortal

shit, even the omega effect can annihilate superman (no kryptonite, once again)
Full retard there. Immortal and Invincible are not the same thing. Read a dictionary.

goku is a mortal, but cannot really 'cease to exist'
Yes he can. He can be wiped clean from existence. It's a thing called death.

when goku dies he just ends up back here waiting for someone to bring him back to life....
when superman dies, he dies.

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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:23:06 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:18 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 02:03 AM, Sekhem wrote: superman is not immortal

shit, even the omega effect can annihilate superman (no kryptonite, once again)
Full retard there. Immortal and Invincible are not the same thing. Read a dictionary.

superman can be killed (and was), thus he is not immortal or invicible

goku is a mortal, but cannot really 'cease to exist'
Yes he can. He can be wiped clean from existence. It's a thing called death.

death does not wipe goku from existence

it places him with king yemma


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:28:43 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 02:23 AM, 372 wrote: when goku dies he just ends up back here waiting for someone to bring him back to life....
Assuming that there always will be someone to bring him back to life. Since they're all mortal and such.

when superman dies, he dies.
Yes, that's why he was revived.

only kryptonite can revive him

At 1/25/13 02:23 AM, Sekhem wrote: superman can be killed (and was), thus he is not immortal or invicible
I said look up those two words in a dictionary. You can die as an immortal.

adjective
living forever; never dying or decaying: (oxford dictionary, the most reliable)

you are wrong

death does not wipe goku from existence

it places him with king yemma
Where he can't fight superman. He's dead, the fight is over.

goku can go to earth or wherever when he's dead

he has credit with the gods


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:30:07 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:28 AM, Sekhem wrote: only kryptonite can revive him

kryptonian* technology

whoops


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:37:26 Reply

Captain Jack Harkness could kick both their asses. He's more immortal than either of them. Superman is an alien threat. Goku is an illegal alien. Do the math.

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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:38:14 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:33 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 02:28 AM, Sekhem wrote: only kryptonite can revive him
Will you please stop it with the moot points? The point is that Goku would loose, period. You don't have to go into full fangirl defensive mode and try to validate Goku any way possible. Goku is a badass, but Superman is just better period.

adjective
living forever; never dying or decaying: (oxford dictionary, the most reliable)

you are wrong
Refer to picture at bottom. Immortality is when you can't die from old age; "never decaying".

If you're immortal, you can't die from old age or sickness, but you can still die from physical trauma. If you're invincible, you can't die from physical trauma, but you can still die from old age.

"The radiation from Earths yellows sun causes constant cell metastositation within his body. As long as he's exposed to the yellow sun, he will absorb and transmute it's energy into his own life force, and therefore cannot die." - DC comics

AS LONG AS - meaning, not immortal

cannot die as along as he absorbs the sun rays, sure, but goku could instant transmission him to dark star or any other place to kill him (as i've previously mentioned)

goku can go to earth or wherever when he's dead
So he can die again?

once you are 'dead' you cannot be killed again (but can still fight with your physical body), only revived to 'earth' status with the dragonballs


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:46:13 Reply

For the record, in Dragon Ball Z, when you get killed while you're dead, you cease to exist. It was explained in the Buu sagas.

Regardless, I still think Goku would win. If Vegeta could destroy planets with a simple blast in the beginning of the show, then by the end of it, Goku would be God times infinity.


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:51:46 Reply

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO.

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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:54:44 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:50 AM, Xenomit wrote: Please stop lying to yourself and admit it. In a neutral plane of existence where both characters are at their maximum strength/ power level, Superman would win. He's generally much much stronger, and is immune to most forms of physical damage.

such a neutral plane of existence occurs in neither franchise

if they're not going to fight in one or the other universe, it would at least be an amalgamated one (in any of the three, goku would win)

At 1/25/13 02:46 AM, jjjkuk wrote: For the record, in Dragon Ball Z, when you get killed while you're dead, you cease to exist. It was explained in the Buu sagas.

not really, this is explained better in the manga, but you cannot die once you are 'dead' (toriyama-canon, not anime-canon)

that's why there are tournaments pitting these 'dead' people against each other in the afterlife without fear for a 'final death'


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 02:58:48 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:50 AM, Xenomit wrote: Please stop lying to yourself and admit it. In a neutral plane of existence where both characters are at their maximum strength/ power level, Superman would win. He's generally much much stronger, and is immune to most forms of physical damage.

also in a completely neutral plane (just for shits and giggles), superman would lose because there would be no sun

superman always loses lol


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:00:27 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:50 AM, Xenomit wrote: He's generally much much stronger,

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And this is why you can't compare specifics.
and is immune to most forms of physical damage.

Ki blasts.

You're not acknowledging anything that he's saying. If you knew enough of Dragon Ball Z, you'd know how ridiculously powered everyone is.


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:05:11 Reply

At 1/25/13 02:58 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 02:54 AM, Sekhem wrote: such a neutral plane of existence occurs in neither franchise
There are too many differences in the universe to be able to say that. Remove all special factors of both universes, just core strength, power and resilience. Superman would win. It's a proven fact.

goku would just instant transmission superman to a dark corner of the universe and it would be over

if you remove his ability to do that, you are just tailor-making a universe where superman wins

Just because you like Goku more doesn't mean he would win, it's up to the creators of the content. I don't like either characters, but superman would win.

i actually like superman more

the last panel of irredeemable is incredible


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:10:25 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:05 AM, Xenomit wrote: And if you knew enough about superman, you'd know how ridiculously powered he is. He's held a black hole. Held, a black hole.

That doesn't help him against Goku.

It's been proven by more than one person through the use of actual math and facts from both the comics and the shows that superman's sheer strength is much, much higher than that of Goku's.

Even if that was true, Goku could just do what Sekhem said.


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:21:28 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:12 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:10 AM, jjjkuk wrote: Even if that was true, Goku could just do what Sekhem said.
Both of you realize that it wouldn't affect his strength or invincibility at all, right? It would just mean that he'd live as long as a regular human. He'd still be immune to most forms of physical damage, he'd still be just as strong as he normally is.

He'd still win

'Superman owes the existence of his super-powers to the fact that he is no longer on the Planet Krypton, it follows that Superman has no super-powers wherever atmospheric and gravitational conditions prevail that are identical to those of his native Planet. This can befall Superman whenever he journeys through the time barrier to Krypton at a time prior to its destruction or visits the bottle city of Kandor.'


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:22:52 Reply

What about this?

At 1/25/13 01:10 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/25/13 01:07 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 01:04 AM, Sekhem wrote: doomsday did not use kryptonite to kill superman, fyi
And superman didn't actually die fyi
yes, he did

he had to be revived

What injuries killed him there?


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:24:24 Reply

Megalomantlasaur would wipe the floor with Trantatox, you stupid poopbox! Your face is an ugly butt!!!!!!!!!

DBZ fans are so easy to troll


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:26:24 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:23 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:21 AM, Sekhem wrote: 'Superman owes the existence of his super-powers to the fact that he is no longer on the Planet Krypton, it follows that Superman has no super-powers wherever or to its destruction or visits the bottle city of Kandor.'
Yes, his super powers exist because he isn't on Krypton

What is your point

all of his powers are contingent on him being at a certain place

goku could instant transmission him to where his powers are void

the end


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:32:50 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:26 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:23 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:21 AM, Sekhem wrote: Asinine
Silliness

Asinine

Fuck you! Thunderbutt would kill both of them and Super Jesus!

DBZ fans are so easy to troll


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:33:56 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:30 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:26 AM, Sekhem wrote: all of his powers are contingent on him being at a certain place

goku could instant transmission him to where his powers are void

the end
And who's to say Goku knows where said location is?

he knows where dark star is

and if he's not in the 'dbz' universe, all it would take is to ask king kai (which he can do from anywhere)


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:37:07 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:33 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:30 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:26 AM, Sekhem wrote: all of his powers are contingent on him being at a certain place

goku could instant transmission him to where his powers are void

the end
And who's to say Goku knows where said location is?
he knows where dark star is

and if he's not in the 'dbz' universe, all it would take is to ask king kai (which he can do from anywhere)

But super king has all the powers of Superman but better Also he's a robot With a dark form

DBZ fans are so easy to troll


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:37:45 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:36 AM, Xenomit wrote: And what's stopping superman from royally fucking him up while he's asking king kai about all his weaknesses, including where his super powers are nullified

the fact that he could instant transmission to a safe place while he asks king kai, you dork


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:41:47 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:37 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:36 AM, Xenomit wrote: And what's stopping superman from royally fucking him up while he's asking king kai about all his weaknesses, including where his super powers are nullified
the fact that he could instant transmission to a safe place while he asks king kai, you dork

Not King Kat, you tardbutt! Supermegamoose!

DBZ fans are so easy to troll


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:52:25 Reply

i'm not quitting until this is 20 pages long

also kisame is not funny and has NOTHING to contribute to serious superman vs goku debate

also goku can do whatever he wants he will NEVER be a pussy - even if he runs from a fight while he POWERS UP

superman's weak ass would just call for the NON-metahuman batman to save his ass lmao

DBZ fans are so easy to troll


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 03:56:26 Reply

At 1/25/13 03:53 AM, Xenomit wrote: Looks like I struck a nerve and broke your spirit

how

you haven't proved any of my points about instant transmission wrong yet

i'm just killing time until you get back in the argument


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 04:05:56 Reply

At 1/25/13 04:00 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/25/13 03:56 AM, Sekhem wrote: you haven't proved any of my points about instant transmission wrong yet
I've proven how massive of a pussy he would be if he had to teleport away from superman so he can go ask king kai about all his weaknesses

but that doesn't make superman win

you are admitting defeat here

is this really over, xenomit

we haven't even gotten into raw power debates (buu could destroy galaxies and was defeated by goku, and powerlevel is LINEAR in DBZ - meaning that goku COULD do that and more)


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*Sigh*, not this shit again...

DBZ fans are so easy to troll


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Response to DBZ fans are so easy to troll 2013-01-25 06:17:40 Reply

At 1/25/13 05:37 AM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Goddammit OP, do you see what you've done? You've created an endless debate that will now go on for eternity!

That was his plan all along.

That clever dick.


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