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Music is like beer 2013-01-23 22:25:35 Reply

There's the pop music which is like the cheap domestic macrobrews: a shitty product but people still buy in masses because the media tells them to. Then there's the music that takes a little research to find but is far superior to what is constantly advertised - the microbrews. And of course you get the pretentious snobs who only like the most obscure stuff, no matter the quality and will ditch it as soon as it gets somewhat popular (you can find the beer equivalent here.)


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-23 23:54:17 Reply

everything is like that


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 01:36:26 Reply

And Christian rock is like watered down Beck's.

And nu-metal is like warm Olde English mixed with fish sauce.

And noise with circuit bending is like Earthquake with mescaline and hot sauce in it.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 03:01:30 Reply

At 1/24/13 02:29 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: budweiser = adele

I think it's more like Iron Maiden. It's decent, but it's a bit overrated. And the drunker you are, the better it seems.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 03:11:46 Reply

This metaphor falls flat when you're someone like me who just doesn't like beer at all.

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 03:13:33 Reply

At 1/24/13 03:09 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: electronic "music" is like caffeinated energy drinks in that it's not beer at all but pubescent teens treat it like it is. owned, techno fans... o-w-n-e-d

--supergandhi64

People who insist that any genre of music isn't music are the epitome of crippling retardation.

Are you an alt?


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 04:01:26 Reply

If it's popular and I don't like it, it's media pushed crap. If it's unpopular and I don't like it, it's hipster pushed crap. If I like it, it's the good stuff and if others don't like it they fit into one of the other two categories.

This is how you sound. Shut up please.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 05:42:04 Reply

classical composers were like milk

but they expired a long time ago


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 05:43:17 Reply

At 1/24/13 05:39 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: are you saying that anything which is audible is music? electronic "music" is music in the same sense that the sound a dial up modem makes or the white noise from the radio is music

--supergandhi64

We've had this discussion, Gandhi. We came to the conclusion that you have no idea about the genres you are ridiculing. You are not as edgy as you think you are and your posts have become a bore to read. You're so ignorant there's no point even talking to you so I mainly just avoid your posts like I've noticed most do.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 06:04:05 Reply

What category falls the Corona in?


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 06:13:00 Reply

At 1/24/13 05:42 AM, Sekhem wrote: classical composers were like milk

but they expired a long time ago

You would've won the thread if the topic was not strictly about beer

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 06:21:04 Reply

Music is like beer I love them both.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 06:36:25 Reply

Music is awesome. Much better than beer.

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 08:04:57 Reply

At 1/24/13 05:39 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: are you saying that anything which is audible is music? electronic "music" is music in the same sense that the sound a dial up modem makes or the white noise from the radio is music

This is objectively false. It is a matter of fact that electronic music is music.

At 1/24/13 06:04 AM, Mismo wrote: What category falls the Corona in?

I'd say Corona to me is like house music. It's highly popular and I don't understand why.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 08:28:42 Reply

At 1/24/13 08:25 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: according to who? the music police? maybe you should think about what you write before posting *rolls eyes*

according to definition.

If you don't like electronic music, that's fine, but it is in fact music. All forms of music have been called "not music" before, and all the people who have insisted such are idiots.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 09:01:13 Reply

It's sad that people think I can only like cheap beers because "the media tells me to like them" and not because I actually prefer the taste.

So pretentious...


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 09:48:09 Reply

Women are like beer too.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 09:50:17 Reply

At 1/24/13 09:48 AM, JBK wrote: Women are like beer too.

Best served cold?


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 09:52:48 Reply

I'm pretty sure Carona Familiar is the best beer ever and there's no good mexican rappers.

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 10:26:22 Reply

At 1/24/13 10:17 AM, gandhi wrote:
the definition of music is arbitrary so don't bother trying to sneak in some pedantic argument by referring to linguistics (aka the contemporary knowledge of dynamic languages). looks like there's only one insistent idiot in here... owned *flicks cigarette at you*

--supergandhi64

Using big words doesn't make your topic of discussion less stupid.

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 10:27:04 Reply

you are dumb as fuck.

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 10:28:38 Reply

At 1/24/13 10:27 AM, Shamus123 wrote: you are dumb as fuck.

music does not get you drunk beer does

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 11:30:47 Reply

Beer is quite disgusting and is on my top 5 list of things that are overrated in life.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 12:11:35 Reply

At 1/24/13 10:17 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: the definition of music is arbitrary so don't bother trying to sneak in some pedantic argument by referring to linguistics (aka the contemporary knowledge of dynamic languages).

an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color.

That applies to electronic music, a type of music.

looks like there's only one insistent idiot in here... owned *flicks cigarette at you*

You're insisting music isn't music.

You're either fucking with us or you're stupid.

At 1/24/13 10:57 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: pointing it out doesn't make you sound smart. there sure are many noobs which need a good owning today, who's next

--supergandhi64

ooooh snap! owned! bam! zing!


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 13:16:35 Reply

And that's why I only drink liquor.

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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 13:54:50 Reply

At 1/23/13 11:54 PM, DM692 wrote: everything is like that

Pretty much this.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 13:57:37 Reply

At 1/24/13 01:14 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: music isn't music derp derp derp
--supergandhi64

I didn't make up the definition. I got it from an online dictionary.


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Response to Music is like beer 2013-01-24 15:11:40 Reply

At 1/24/13 03:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: --supergandhi64

Supergandhi what the fuck are you talking about, of course electronic music is music. It's sounds strung together that follow a time signature, and, depending on the artist, a whole host of other musical techniques that anyone who's studied music for five minutes will know about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTxC8wnXQo


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