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How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:26 PM Reply

42 years old, bout 5'2"-5'3", around 210 fucking lbs.

How fat is this fat piece of shit? What is her body fat percentage come out too?

She has no fucking muscle whatsoever, she has no exercise, she's just a fatfuck who eats a lot of food.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:34 PM Reply

Respond.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:36 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:34 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Respond.

No

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:36 PM Reply

That's how you talk about your family?

You're the scum of the Earth.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:37 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:36 PM, Jester wrote:
At 1/23/13 08:34 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Respond.
No

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No

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:37 PM Reply

She's a beached whale, take her out to eat but don't let her get anything fattening.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:40 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:36 PM, Shauna wrote: That's how you talk about your family?

You're the scum of the Earth.

Family? Lol.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:45 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:40 PM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 1/23/13 08:36 PM, Shauna wrote: That's how you talk about your family?

You're the scum of the Earth.
Family? Lol.

An aunt is a family member you putz


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:47 PM Reply

Your aunt is so fat, that with the numbers you've provided, her calculated BMI is 37.2

Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:52 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:37 PM, 3Flay wrote: She's a beached whale, take her out to eat but don't let her get anything fattening.

Lol, ok, Ill give her vegetables brb

Didn't work, she just ate 5 burgers, and 3 boxes of french fries, and downed 2 liters of soda.

How does her bf% stack up now?


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:52 PM Reply

dude dont talk bout your lovely moamas sistuh up on thsi itnernut


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:53 PM Reply

why are you talking about her like that?

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:56 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:45 PM, Shauna wrote:
At 1/23/13 08:40 PM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 1/23/13 08:36 PM, Shauna wrote: That's how you talk about your family?

You're the scum of the Earth.
Family? Lol.
An aunt is a family member you putz

fuck off ya nutritionist cunt. you should know what Obesity stage 2 will do to her.

inb4 heart attack

Ill probably die of a heart attack too someday. But thats because of being 210 lbs 5% body fat lean muscle and drug overdose/"dat dere celltech" abuse :)


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:59 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:52 PM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 1/23/13 08:37 PM, 3Flay wrote: She's a beached whale, take her out to eat but don't let her get anything fattening.
Lol, ok, Ill give her vegetables brb

Didn't work, she just ate 5 burgers, and 3 boxes of french fries, and downed 2 liters of soda.

How does her bf% stack up now?

Wow ... No wonders she's so bloated as you described ,she eats to much fast food daily.

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:16 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:26 PM, Dave4554 wrote: 42 years old, bout 5'2"-5'3", around 210 fucking lbs.

How fat is this fat piece of shit? What is her body fat percentage come out too?

She has no fucking muscle whatsoever, she has no exercise, she's just a fatfuck who eats a lot of food.

I'm having trouble finding ouy whether you're either a troll or an ass.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:19 PM Reply

210 isn't as fat as you're making her out to be, even at her height


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:32 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 11:19 PM, Xenomit wrote: 210 isn't as fat as you're making her out to be, even at her height

200 at barely five foot is massive


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:36 PM Reply

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:40 PM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:45 PM, Shauna wrote:
An aunt is a family member you putz

Just because people are biologically closer to me doesn't make them immune to criticism. But, who cares how fat your aunt is? If she wants to have her own gravitational pull then let her have it.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 06:01 AM Reply

Your aunt is so fat that she gave sugar diabetes.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 06:04 AM Reply

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 06:05 AM Reply

At 1/23/13 11:40 PM, Cootie wrote:
At 1/23/13 08:45 PM, Shauna wrote:
An aunt is a family member you putz
Just because people are biologically closer to me doesn't make them immune to criticism. But, who cares how fat your aunt is? If she wants to have her own gravitational pull then let her have it.

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 06:12 AM Reply

At 1/23/13 08:34 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Respond.

you forgot to say plz


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 06:32 AM Reply

Does she do porn?


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 06:41 AM Reply

She probably has a lot of muscle tissue.

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 09:10 AM Reply

I see you made a typo when spelling "cunt".


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 09:13 AM Reply

At 1/23/13 11:19 PM, Xenomit wrote: 210 isn't as fat as you're making her out to be, even at her height

This attitude is the problem with the world today.


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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 24th, 2013 @ 09:33 AM Reply

15 stone for someone who is barely 5 foot is big

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 10:06 AM Reply

You Tell me.

How fat is my fat aunt?

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Response to How fat is my fat aunt? Jan. 26th, 2013 @ 10:28 AM Reply

sorry, not going to talk like that about my family.