Don't come to Ireland.

[MikeyS9607]

Don't ever come to Ireland. It is a shit country. It has everything. Terrible economy, a history of terrorism, high unemployment, a dead language they force people to learn, hgh crime, high scuicide rates, horrible education system, a BLASPHEMY LAW, the government are pretty much cocksuckers of the Catholic Church, religion shoved in our faces at schools (Public schools are plastered with crucifixes.), public primary schools teach only catholicism, no secondry school computer courses, unfriendly obnoxious chavs everywhere with no sense of humor. Oney, SpeedoSausage, Sminky. I want to get out of this heap as soon as possible.

So if you don't want to be disappointed, redirect your flight Elsewhere becaue this place blows ass.

Anyone here been to Ireland? What did you think?

[HighWay]

I wish I cared.

[Xenomit]

I went to London once, the cab driver I had was Irish. It was quite funny at how much he hated the place, despite his country being no better in any way at all.

[SmartyPants]

Thanks for the advice. Now, if I ever decide to travel to Ireland, which I never would do to begin with, I won't.

[Ragnarokia]

At 1/21/13 07:33 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: Don't ever come to Ireland. It is a shit country. It has everything. Terrible economy, a history of terrorism, high unemployment, a dead language they force people to learn, hgh crime, high scuicide rates, horrible education system, a BLASPHEMY LAW, the government are pretty much cocksuckers of the Catholic Church, religion shoved in our faces at schools (Public schools are plastered with crucifixes.), public primary schools teach only catholicism, no secondry school computer courses, unfriendly obnoxious chavs everywhere with no sense of humor. Oney, SpeedoSausage, Sminky. I want to get out of this heap as soon as possible.

So if you don't want to be disappointed, redirect your flight Elsewhere becaue this place blows ass.

Anyone here been to Ireland? What did you think?

I do know some good comedians to come from there namely Dara O'brian. But as for the country myself I haven't ever really heard anything good about it. It is a shame you don't live somewhere nicer, but the unemployment thing is a problem in many areas, except for Germany of course, lucky Germans.

Also I recall a joke. "Why is the grass greener in Ireland? Because you are all over here treading on ours." <3

[Painbringer]

Looks like the IRA and supporters are fighting a losing PR battle.

[MikeyS9607]

At 1/21/13 07:37 PM, Painbringer wrote: Looks like the IRA and supporters are fighting a losing PR battle.

Ha, they're no better than Al Queda.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

I support a United Ireland!

heres how you do it:

THE IRISH CAR BOMB!

3/4 pint Guinness® stout
1/2 shot Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson® Irish whiskey

Add the Bailey's and Jameson to a shot glass, layering the Bailey's on the bottom. Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug. If you don't drink it fast enough it will curdle and increasingly taste worse.

[Fim]

Hate to be all pessimistic but I went there a couple of years back and it was fookin shite*

*(in an irish accent)

[Ragnarokia]

At 1/21/13 07:39 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote:

At 1/21/13 07:37 PM, Painbringer wrote: Looks like the IRA and supporters are fighting a losing PR battle.

Ha, they're no better than Al Queda.

The IRA had class unlike the Al Quida The good old Gentleman Bombers.

[Confucianism]

At 1/21/13 07:35 PM, Xenomit wrote: I went to London once, the cab driver I had was Irish. It was quite funny at how much he hated the place, despite his country being no better in any way at all.

Ah-ha! Foony.

[yurgenburgen]

At 1/21/13 07:33 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: religion shoved in our faces at schools (Public schools are plastered with crucifixes.)

You have St. Patrick to thank for that.

Isn't the unemployment in Ireland at something like 11% nowadays?

[MikeyS9607]

At 1/21/13 07:51 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 1/21/13 07:33 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: religion shoved in our faces at schools (Public schools are plastered with crucifixes.)

You have St. Patrick to thank for that.

Isn't the unemployment in Ireland at something like 11% nowadays?

Something like that. Might be a bit more.

[Shauna]

I want to vacation there. Gonna do it anyway

[HipnikDragomir]

At 1/21/13 07:33 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: Oney

Oh, that's just the worst. I heard he likes dick

[yurgenburgen]

At 1/21/13 08:01 PM, Shauna wrote: I want to vacation there. Gonna do it anyway

Ask every bartender you meet if he/she will draw a clover in your guinness foam. Also they like it if you order a carbomb (it's a shot)

[amplefied]

I guess I should be glad that those job interviews with Apple and IBM fell through.

[3Flay]

I heard from others it was a cool place to live, other than it's economic problems.

[Saen]

That's racist Protestant bullshit I'm hearing now.

[hecticjon]

At 1/21/13 08:23 PM, 3Flay wrote: Come to West and East America.

midwest america's totally fine, it's where all the cattle shits all over the place but it still smells better than urban america!

[ExpletiveDeleted]

At 1/21/13 08:25 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 1/21/13 08:23 PM, 3Flay wrote: Come to West and East America.

midwest america's totally fine, it's where all the cattle shits all over the place but it still smells better than urban america!

oh wait i forgot you have a persecution complex 3flay sorry for responding to your post on an open internet forum.

[Xenomit]

At 1/21/13 08:25 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote: oh wait i forgot you have a persecution complex 3flay sorry for responding to your post on an open internet forum.

Almost 500 posts of evading the 30 minute post limit

[3Flay]

At 1/21/13 08:25 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 1/21/13 08:23 PM, 3Flay wrote: Come to West and East America.

midwest america's totally fine, it's where all the cattle shits all over the place but it still smells better than urban america!

I went to Hollywood last summer, smelled like sewage everywhere I went. But I agree, farms smell fucking awful.

[TheColourAwesome]

There's nothing interesting about Australia. Don't come here.

[hecticjon]

At 1/21/13 08:27 PM, Xenomit wrote: Almost 500 posts of evading the 30 minute post limit

really it's closer to 100. i used that alt for other purposes before february

[Xenomit]

At 1/21/13 08:31 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: There's nothing interesting about Australia. Don't come here.

I'm heading over there to get a didgeridoo and a boomerang, and to be attacked by like 5 of the worlds deadliest creatures.

[Xenomit]

At 1/21/13 08:33 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 1/21/13 08:31 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: There's nothing interesting about Australia. Don't come here.

I'm heading over there to get a didgeridoo and a boomerang, and to be attacked by like 5 of the worlds deadliest creatures.

Errr

I forgot to use the :P smiley, it makes that whole thing look douchey without it

[TheColourAwesome]

At 1/21/13 08:33 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 1/21/13 08:31 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: There's nothing interesting about Australia. Don't come here.

I'm heading over there to get a didgeridoo and a boomerang, and to be attacked by like 5 of the worlds deadliest creatures.

The deadliest creature I know of in these parts is my cat. But as with everywhere else in the World, if you go out and look for the things that can hurt you you're likely to find them.

Boomerangs are the shit

[Xenomit]

At 1/21/13 08:36 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

Boomerangs are the shit

Do legit boomerangs really come back to you if you throw them right?

[TheColourAwesome]

At 1/21/13 08:38 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 1/21/13 08:36 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

Boomerangs are the shit

Do legit boomerangs really come back to you if you throw them right?

They do, man. You just gotta get the technic down. Last time I threw one was when I was 8 or something when my Graps was still alive so it's been a while. I should buy a another.