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the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:32 PM Reply

i believe that the chicken came first because a magical deity made ti appear for our usage of its eggs.

theres no other explanation


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:34 PM Reply

or if you believe in a god that helps.


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:46 PM Reply

Due to the nature of genetic mutation and evolution, the egg came first. An almost-chicken gives birth to a chicken egg with a chicken inside - this is random mutation of genes.

Unless you wish to define an egg differently - is it the egg of the new-born inside, or is the egg of the mother it came from?


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:50 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 06:48 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 1/21/13 06:46 PM, Otto wrote: Due to the nature of genetic mutation and evolution, the egg came first.
pffft, evolution's not real. if evolution was real why aren't monkeys giving birth to people?

checkmate.

AWWWWWW FUCK

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:53 PM Reply

Fish have been laying eggs long before land animals came into existence.

Therefore egg.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:55 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 06:50 PM, Otto wrote: AWWWWWW FUCK

Why are you so classy, Otto?


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:56 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 06:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: Therefore egg.

Wrong pic.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 06:58 PM Reply

Thanks for sharing.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:09 PM Reply

Actually, Sheldon came first.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:12 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 06:56 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 1/21/13 06:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: Therefore egg.
Wrong pic.

Awww shoot. I wanted to post that. Oh well.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:14 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:12 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/21/13 06:56 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 1/21/13 06:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: Therefore egg.
Wrong pic.
Awww shoot. I wanted to post that. Oh well.

Aliens? Aliens!

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:16 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:14 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Aliens? Aliens!

Now do the one with the alien.


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:21 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:16 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/21/13 07:14 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Aliens? Aliens!
Now do the one with the alien.

Don't worry baby, we are all aliens on the inside.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:23 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 1/21/13 07:16 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/21/13 07:14 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Aliens? Aliens!
Now do the one with the alien.
Don't worry baby, we are all aliens on the inside.

oh my god you are the best

yes farscape

yes


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:23 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Don't worry baby, we are all aliens on the inside.

That's the one. If I wasn't so sad I would laugh. Okay maybe a little.


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:25 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:23 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/21/13 07:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Don't worry baby, we are all aliens on the inside.
That's the one. If I wasn't so sad I would laugh. Okay maybe a little.

Aliens are no laughing matter, John.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:25 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:25 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Aliens are no laughing matter, John.

John Keel? What a guy!


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 07:26 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 07:12 PM, Confucianism wrote: Awww shoot. I wanted to post that. Oh well.

Yeah, but I wanted to cash in on the whole "therefore" thing.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 08:36 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 06:48 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 1/21/13 06:46 PM, Otto wrote: Due to the nature of genetic mutation and evolution, the egg came first.
pffft, evolution's not real. if evolution was real why aren't monkeys giving birth to people?

checkmate.

Because evolution isn't a one day progress. A Human didn't just pop out of a Monkey. Not only are modern Apes NOT our common ancestor, but they have also followed their own separate evolutionary paths since our divergence from our common ancestors.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 08:39 PM Reply

I think the Chicken came first.


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 09:06 PM Reply

I'm so Atheist.

Angst angst angst.

Angst angst angst.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 09:52 PM Reply

The Rooster came first and left the Chicken wanting.

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 09:55 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 09:06 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: I'm so Atheist.

Angst angst angst.

Angst angst angst.

What does having a lack of religion have to do with having angst?


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 10:03 PM Reply

Well the Theory of Evolution suggests that a mutation would have happened millions of years ago, evolving whatever creature preceded the chicken to gradually becoming the chicken, which would have started first as an Egg as nothing can evolve into another species in its life time. Just very close to it. That is, of course, if you subscribe to the theory of evolution. If you're a creationist, then I believe they came into existence with all other life when God created them. So which ever one you believe in.

Also, did someone say Aliens?

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 10:14 PM Reply

At 1/21/13 09:55 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/21/13 09:06 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: I'm so Atheist.

Angst angst angst.

Angst angst angst.
What does having a lack of religion have to do with having angst?

I believe he is mocking the common stereotype of an atheist acting like an atheist out of angst. Usually a teenager who simply throws away their religion to stand out or get back at society for whatever reason. I know a couple of people that do that myself. How that relates to the thread topic is a bit of a stretch but I think he is calling out the OP who mocks creationism by calling God a "magical deity" who made the chicken appear for our usage of its eggs. Which is clearly an over simplification and intended to make fun of Creationists.

Clearly Chymeraxe didn't like that so he implied that the OP is an atheist and implied that he also has a lot of angst therefore, doing so indirectly through his post. You follow? He's mocking the mocker, which is fair enough I'd say.


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 11:55 PM Reply

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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:54 AM Reply

At 1/21/13 06:32 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: i believe that the chicken came first because a magical deity made ti appear for our usage of its eggs.

theres no other explanation

There's a simple yet complicated expalnation: genetics
Aaaand, the egg came first then the chicken (evuliotinism).


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 09:15 AM Reply

That's deep OP but check out this Wikipedia article I found on the subject.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
I just found it five minutes ago but it pretty much explains life the universe and everything infallibly.


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:13 PM Reply

What about dinosaur eggs? Dinosaurs existed before the chicken.


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Response to the chicken came first Jan. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:14 PM Reply

dude shut the fuck up you fuck you that joke is an exampokle of nonhumor there is no punchline fucker how are you this dumb !!!!


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