Be a Supporter!

51 yr woman murders boyfriend

  • 684 Views
  • 20 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
beakerboy
beakerboy
  • Member since: Mar. 8, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Melancholy
51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:20 PM Reply

WITH HER BOOBS

You know what... If a girl tried to suffocate me like that, without my consent, this is what I would do: Raise my arms up, and place my hands on her face. She can't halt this process, as keeping me encased in an oxygen-free environment requires both of her arms. Then, I immediately stab my thumbs into her eye sockets pushing all the way through with as much force as possible.


I have a strong personality, so bite me.

Metraff
Metraff
  • Member since: Sep. 2, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Voice Actor
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:25 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 11:20 PM, beakerboy wrote: Then, I immediately stab my thumbs into her eye sockets pushing all the way through with as much force as possible.

Well that escalated quickly.


Support NG. Tweeter
"Metraff I'm going to fuck you." - Sodamachine

mothballs
mothballs
  • Member since: Nov. 16, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 37
Game Developer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:29 PM Reply

Why didn't he just bite them as hard as he could?

I know it's fake
VJF
VJF
  • Member since: Dec. 19, 2011
  • Online!
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Movie Buff
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:30 PM Reply

Sounds like a great way to die.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

BBS Signature
beakerboy
beakerboy
  • Member since: Mar. 8, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Melancholy
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:31 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 11:30 PM, VJF wrote: Sounds like a great way to die.

the murderer weigh almost 200 lbs.

fucking gross


I have a strong personality, so bite me.

Metraff
Metraff
  • Member since: Sep. 2, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Voice Actor
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:49 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 11:31 PM, beakerboy wrote:
At 1/19/13 11:30 PM, VJF wrote: Sounds like a great way to die.
the murderer weigh almost 200 lbs.

fucking gross

I'd rather die from a 200 lb woman than a 200 lb concrete slab.


Support NG. Tweeter
"Metraff I'm going to fuck you." - Sodamachine

amplefied
amplefied
  • Member since: Nov. 7, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 36
Blank Slate
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:54 PM Reply

that's a creative way to breath control

I think we all can agree he died happy

Jeffyx
Jeffyx
  • Member since: Jul. 15, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Animator
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 11:55 PM Reply

Possibly one of the best ways to die.


"Life is a bitch, so learn how to fuck it" | Become my NG fan! | #teamsuckdick

BBS Signature
Coop
Coop
  • Member since: Apr. 28, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 59
Writer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 07:14 AM Reply

At 1/19/13 11:20 PM, beakerboy wrote: WITH HER BOOBS

Well, I've nearly had a cheekbone broken by a boob before. It was both amazing and horrifying. It's not quite the same, but I thought it was worth sharing :)


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey
News
#StoryShift Author

BBS Signature
EK0V0RP
EK0V0RP
  • Member since: Jan. 4, 2013
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 01
Melancholy
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 07:21 AM Reply

i wanna die by the pussy


I'm Provoke's alt. When she wants to be dirty, rude, and vulgar, she cums to me. Kisses, sweetheart <3

BBS Signature
SubparTony
SubparTony
  • Member since: Mar. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Gamer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 08:44 AM Reply

So are boobs going to be banned?


"I felt like an avenging angel, what I looked like was a fat bald guy with a bad temper." - Max Payne
Dean is a winner Also, stop whining for the chat and go check this out ▾▾

BBS Signature
Denton
Denton
  • Member since: Mar. 5, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 59
Gamer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 10:39 AM Reply

Sounds like the perfect death to me


It's impossible to use the bathroom in Denton's house, as not even his toilet paper takes shit from anyone.

BBS Signature
SmartyPants
SmartyPants
  • Member since: Jul. 13, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Reader
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 11:14 AM Reply

Every man wishes they could die this way.


Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
"You are a generally happy and carefree person." - Sectus
"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

BBS Signature
Coop
Coop
  • Member since: Apr. 28, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 59
Writer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 11:17 AM Reply

At 1/20/13 11:14 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Every man wishes they could die this way.

No, I just wish I could never grow old and never die. That way, there is time for much more boobs.


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey
News
#StoryShift Author

BBS Signature
gamejunkie
gamejunkie
  • Member since: Dec. 16, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 55
Gamer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 11:38 AM Reply

At 1/20/13 11:17 AM, Coop wrote: No, I just wish I could never grow old and never die. That way, there is time for much more boobs.

Also more time for Cricket and Fishing. AND MORE BOOBS!!

Mismo
Mismo
  • Member since: Aug. 10, 2009
  • Online!
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Musician
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 11:58 AM Reply

I tried to come up something funny to say, but I could not come up with anything so I'll settle wit this.

TITS!

51 yr woman murders boyfriend


"Even death can be overcome"

BBS Signature
gamejunkie
gamejunkie
  • Member since: Dec. 16, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 55
Gamer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 12:29 PM Reply

At 1/20/13 11:58 AM, Mismo wrote: I tried to come up something funny to say, but I could not come up with anything so I'll settle wit this.

TITS!

Nice one! If men get 'blue balls', does that mean women get 'blue tits'?

beakerboy
beakerboy
  • Member since: Mar. 8, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Melancholy
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 01:47 PM Reply

At 1/20/13 08:44 AM, tonypar16 wrote: So are boobs going to be banned?

not hand boobies. Just the assault military-style ones.

At 1/20/13 10:39 AM, Denton wrote: Sounds like the perfect death to me

you have no imagination.

At 1/20/13 12:32 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 1/19/13 11:55 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Possibly one of the best ways to die.
At 1/19/13 11:54 PM, amplefied wrote: that's a creative way to breath control

I think we all can agree he died happy
Hey guys look I'm a virgin, because sex is waaaaay more important than being alive right?

In some cases I think it probably is yes


I have a strong personality, so bite me.

PrincessLuna
PrincessLuna
  • Member since: Oct. 7, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Gamer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 02:07 PM Reply

To be fair, I think it would be pretty fun and erotic to murder someone via facesitting. And on their grave stone it shall read "Choked on ass".


BBS Signature
beakerboy
beakerboy
  • Member since: Mar. 8, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Melancholy
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 06:13 PM Reply

At 1/20/13 02:07 PM, PrincessLuna wrote: To be fair, I think it would be pretty fun and erotic to murder someone via facesitting. And on their grave stone it shall read "Choked on ass".

that might be better than getting smothered by tits. lol
I prefer slow torture though


I have a strong personality, so bite me.

Ragnarokia
Ragnarokia
  • Member since: Sep. 29, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 22
Writer
Response to 51 yr woman murders boyfriend Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 1/20/13 11:14 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Every man wishes they could die this way.

As long as it isn't being forced, I want to enjoy the boobs.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!

BBS Signature