51 yr woman murders boyfriend

[beakerboy]

WITH HER BOOBS

You know what... If a girl tried to suffocate me like that, without my consent, this is what I would do: Raise my arms up, and place my hands on her face. She can't halt this process, as keeping me encased in an oxygen-free environment requires both of her arms. Then, I immediately stab my thumbs into her eye sockets pushing all the way through with as much force as possible.

[3Flay]

At 1/19/13 11:20 PM, beakerboy wrote: Then, I immediately stab my thumbs into her eye sockets pushing all the way through with as much force as possible.

Well that escalated quickly.

[mothballs]

Why didn't he just bite them as hard as he could?

I know it's fake

[VJF]

Sounds like a great way to die.

[beakerboy]

At 1/19/13 11:30 PM, VJF wrote: Sounds like a great way to die.

the murderer weigh almost 200 lbs.

fucking gross

[3Flay]

At 1/19/13 11:31 PM, beakerboy wrote:

At 1/19/13 11:30 PM, VJF wrote: Sounds like a great way to die.

the murderer weigh almost 200 lbs.

fucking gross

I'd rather die from a 200 lb woman than a 200 lb concrete slab.

[amplefied]

that's a creative way to breath control

I think we all can agree he died happy

[Jeffyx]

Possibly one of the best ways to die.

[Coop]

At 1/19/13 11:20 PM, beakerboy wrote: WITH HER BOOBS

Well, I've nearly had a cheekbone broken by a boob before. It was both amazing and horrifying. It's not quite the same, but I thought it was worth sharing :)

[EK0V0RP]

i wanna die by the pussy

[MikeyS9607]

We need Boob Control. Or wait, maybe she saw this in a VIOLENT VIDEO GAME!

[tonypar16]

So are boobs going to be banned?

[Denton]

Sounds like the perfect death to me

[SmartyPants]

Every man wishes they could die this way.

[Coop]

At 1/20/13 11:14 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Every man wishes they could die this way.

No, I just wish I could never grow old and never die. That way, there is time for much more boobs.

[gamejunkie]

At 1/20/13 11:17 AM, Coop wrote: No, I just wish I could never grow old and never die. That way, there is time for much more boobs.

Also more time for Cricket and Fishing. AND MORE BOOBS!!

[Mismo]

I tried to come up something funny to say, but I could not come up with anything so I'll settle wit this.

TITS!

[gamejunkie]

At 1/20/13 11:58 AM, Mismo wrote: I tried to come up something funny to say, but I could not come up with anything so I'll settle wit this.

TITS!

Nice one! If men get 'blue balls', does that mean women get 'blue tits'?

[beakerboy]

At 1/20/13 08:44 AM, tonypar16 wrote: So are boobs going to be banned?

not hand boobies. Just the assault military-style ones.

At 1/20/13 10:39 AM, Denton wrote: Sounds like the perfect death to me

you have no imagination.

At 1/20/13 12:32 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 1/19/13 11:55 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Possibly one of the best ways to die.

At 1/19/13 11:54 PM, amplefied wrote: that's a creative way to breath control

I think we all can agree he died happy

Hey guys look I'm a virgin, because sex is waaaaay more important than being alive right?

In some cases I think it probably is yes

[PrincessLuna]

To be fair, I think it would be pretty fun and erotic to murder someone via facesitting. And on their grave stone it shall read "Choked on ass".

[beakerboy]

At 1/20/13 02:07 PM, PrincessLuna wrote: To be fair, I think it would be pretty fun and erotic to murder someone via facesitting. And on their grave stone it shall read "Choked on ass".

that might be better than getting smothered by tits. lol
I prefer slow torture though

[Ragnarokia]

At 1/20/13 11:14 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Every man wishes they could die this way.

As long as it isn't being forced, I want to enjoy the boobs.