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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 01:05:29 Reply

No. It my freedom of choice

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Do you even lift?


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 01:08:25 Reply

you don't need a gym membership to lift, it's easy to misunderstand if you don't lift. the gym is where you put your gains on display for other people to see. it's a social exercise more than a physical. it's pretty obvious who really lifts in here and who's posing on the internet

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 01:15:33 Reply

At 1/20/13 01:01 AM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 1/20/13 12:22 AM, Chemich wrote: Here goes the collective of Newgrounds, killing yet another meme for me... God you all fucking suck.
he said it's a srs question

That's what killed it for me.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 01:31:22 Reply

No. Even if I worked out, I would've increased my stamina, not my strength. The latter is of no use to me.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 01:38:30 Reply

The ultimate answer to this question.

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 09:47:50 Reply

At 1/20/13 01:08 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: you don't need a gym membership to lift, it's easy to misunderstand if you don't lift. the gym is where you put your gains on display for other people to see. it's a social exercise more than a physical. it's pretty obvious who really lifts in here and who's posing on the internet

--supergandhi64

That's retarded. The gym is where you have all the equipment you need to exercise, while also having people who can make you a workout plan based on what you want to do. Plus socializing is a bonus.

Or you'd rather buy all the expensive equipment just because you don't feel like going to the gym, it's too far away, or you're too insecure with your body to be seen there?


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 09:53:49 Reply

I'm a sick cunt

Do you even lift?

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 10:50:38 Reply

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 10:54:24 Reply

I ride the lift.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 10:59:34 Reply

At 1/20/13 01:38 AM, Darthdenim wrote: The ultimate answer to this question.

All my Internets to you, goo sir.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 11:01:29 Reply

By lift, do you mean lift weights? Or do you mean you have lifted things in the place you work or possibly have some stuff you've lifted at home for special occasions? I'm going to say no to the former and yes to the latter. Then again, it's only occasions. There are some weights around my house, but only my dad ever uses them.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 11:03:11 Reply

I do lift.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 20:17:08 Reply

At 1/20/13 01:38 AM, Darthdenim wrote: The ultimate answer to this question.

But that was a question.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 20:28:28 Reply

Water your lifting stats slint

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 20:31:37 Reply

Srsly

Dost thou even hoist????

Respond???

Please

Respond??


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 20:51:35 Reply

xenomit is a better poster than you slint


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 20:53:15 Reply

If it isn't obvious by now fuck me

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:01:06 Reply

Abs finally showing thru.

Just wanted to mark my 2nd year process. Not really looking for tips.

My lifts:

benchpress = 195 x 1 (over 280 if its a machine bench)
squat = 215 x 1
deadlift = 225 x 1

I work out 2-3 times a week depending on a schedule (im very busy with school otherwise, math undergrad at a UofWaterloo). If its 2 days then its sat+sun. If its 3 days its mon+wed+fri. I work around 3 major lifts, ie squat + something 1 day, bench + something following day, deadlift + something day after. I do almost no arm work since its hard enough to squeeze all the major compound lifts in 1 week.

I basically do only the following: horizontal/verctical push, horizontal/vertical pull, squat or variation, deadlift or variation.

Usually its more like :

Monday: Squat + chin-ups + dumbbell military press, 8 sets each

Wednesday: bench press + chest supported rowing 10-12 sets each

Friday: Deadlift + shoulder/trap work + maybe arms (if not dead by then)

GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.

Do you even lift?


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:03:41 Reply

At 1/20/13 09:01 PM, Boomstick wrote: GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.

Was your dad a giraffe?


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:04:16 Reply

You've got some shit on your tit there.

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:05:21 Reply

At 1/20/13 08:28 PM, saqwert wrote: Water your lifting stats slint

3 sets of 10 reps each, with 55kg I guess?

I have no idea what the stats should be.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:14:53 Reply

Water
You squat that er bench er curl
What u doing bruh
Post your whole routine so we can all judge it
and use pounds you barbarian
weight&height&shit

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:15:58 Reply

I did when I was in gym class. I dont have equipment at home. My goal was strength in body and mind.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:18:38 Reply

At 1/20/13 08:51 PM, Tobi wrote: xenomit is a better poster than you slint

Confirmed for not lifting pussy, go back to your omega life you peasant.


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:19:59 Reply

At 1/20/13 08:51 PM, Tobi wrote: xenomit is a better poster than you slint

I don't know if I'm flattered or offended


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:20:37 Reply

At 1/20/13 09:19 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/20/13 08:51 PM, Tobi wrote: xenomit is a better poster than you slint
I don't know if I'm flattered or offended

Do you lift?


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:21:38 Reply

At 1/20/13 09:14 PM, saqwert wrote: and use pounds you barbarian

>pounds
>the year 2013 of our lord jesus christ

Do you even lift?


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:22:00 Reply

At 1/20/13 09:20 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 1/20/13 09:19 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/20/13 08:51 PM, Tobi wrote: xenomit is a better poster than you slint
I don't know if I'm flattered or offended
Do you lift?

Shut up, none of those on here lift. I don't lift, but I do sport like parkour often.

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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:22:23 Reply

At 1/20/13 09:20 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 1/20/13 09:19 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/20/13 08:51 PM, Tobi wrote: xenomit is a better poster than you slint
I don't know if I'm flattered or offended
Do you lift?

Nope

Do you even lift?


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Response to Do you even lift? 2013-01-20 21:23:45 Reply

At 1/20/13 09:21 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/20/13 09:14 PM, saqwert wrote: and use pounds you barbarian
>pounds
>the year 2013 of our lord jesus christ

>2012+1
>stealing my reaction images&greentexting on ng

Do you even lift?