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I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:03 PM Reply

Yes, it is a LOOOONG story...

I went on up to Florida's Capitol building today to protest against the new gun laws with the Southern Liberators Party, and a van comes up with the "Fox" news on it. At first we thought it was some local channel but then we figured out they had driven all the way from one of their offices in South Florida to film this protest. They asked me a barrage of questions about my political party (The Southern Liberators Party, SLP).

When I found out it was actually the REAL fox news station I had to use every bone and my body to keep from acting cocky and contain myself. I was so incredibly happy but I most certainly stayed calm- Only now I had a HUGE smile on my face...

"Why should we give a fuck?"
Because I need your help! If ANYONE sees me or mentions SLP on any news channels PLEASE notify and record it if possible! I would really appreciate it!

Thanks guys!

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:05 PM Reply

"FOX News"

sorry I lost all interest there.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:06 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:05 PM, HighWay wrote: "FOX News"

sorry I lost all interest there.

Trust me. I am not actually a big fan of Fox News, but if they are providing me a platform then so be it.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:06 PM Reply

An opportunity to see you make a fool of yourself in front of millions?

I'll keep an eye out.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:07 PM Reply

Fox news lel

Also I see no reason to protest them unless its the stupid assault rifle one

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:07 PM Reply

You're going to be in a headline called:

"Southern Liberators Party Threatens to Kill President And Rape His Children If We Don't Have Guns"

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:07 PM Reply

knowing fox, the footage of you is probably going to be cut to make it seem like you're all completely one-sided and ignorant. :|
Really If you said anything they can use, they will use it.

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:09 PM Reply

you're chatting with the next joe the plumber guys


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:11 PM Reply

Now to wait to see what manipulative editing they did and what part of your answers they clip out.

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:12 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:03 PM, Wriggle wrote: Fox News

That's not something to be excited about.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:12 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:11 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Now to wait to see what manipulative editing they did and what part of your answers they clip out.

The REAL patriot community will find out what I said for themselves. So that is why it does not matter much to me.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:13 PM Reply

"Southern Liberators Party"

Sounds like a bunch of angry racist white men who hate the fact that their numbers and power are dwindling rapidly.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:15 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:07 PM, T3XT wrote: You're going to be in a headline called:

"Southern Liberators Party Threatens to Kill President And Rape His Children If We Don't Have Guns"

Fox News loves to twist articles and cut corners with the information you're getting. It's going to either be A) exaggerated to cause a panic (and higher ratings) or B) extremely biased towards the right wing.

Pray that they show everything you said.

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:17 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:07 PM, T3XT wrote: You're going to be in a headline called:

"Southern Liberators Party Threatens to Kill President And Rape His Children If We Don't Have Guns"

This is Fox News, not MSNBC we're talking about.

The headline would be "Southern Liberators Party uses freedom of speech to stand up against fascist gun control measures by Obama"

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:18 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:07 PM, 372 wrote: knowing fox, the footage of you is probably going to be cut to make it seem like you're all completely one-sided and ignorant.

No, that wouldn't fit their narrative. They're anti gun control. If anything, they'll either edit out anything he says that sounds foolish, or they simply won't use him at all.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:20 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:03 PM, Wriggle wrote: "Why should we give a fuck?"
Because I need your help! If ANYONE sees me or mentions SLP on any news channels PLEASE notify and record it if possible! I would really appreciate it!

But that doesn't answer the question.

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:20 PM Reply

meh even fox news toes the line when it comes to these things

maybe if you got on glen beck it would be different

don't be suprised if it ends up on the news that you're a crazy white racist gun toting redneck

cuz thats how media spins stuff

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:26 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:24 PM, Travis wrote: You are still a fat racist fuck who has double standards out the ass.

You are a nobody and will continue to be a nobody you wanna be soldier fuck.

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:27 PM Reply

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:30 PM Reply

It's fitting your new found platform serves the most ill informed people in America!

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:46 PM Reply

I was on FOX News in the fifth grade, and again in 6th./'
This kid in our school died and I had to say some shit about how much he'll be missed.
I never talked to him, but he smelled bad all the time.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:53 PM Reply

They are going to dig up your NG posts and highlight all the KKK material.

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:59 PM Reply

thank you jox for defending freedom and the wonderful second amendment


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 05:28 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 04:53 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: They are going to dig up your NG posts and highlight all the KKK material.

That would be a wonderful discovery.


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 05:53 PM Reply

oh hey, I remember you. you're that fascist prick with fantasy ideals, who follows a "political party" that is worthless


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 05:58 PM Reply

Why do you think being a patriot is such a good thing? Don't you first have to be certain that your allegiance is to something actually good? What if you were born somewhere else in the world, would you still follow that same party?


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 06:14 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 05:58 PM, Otto wrote: Why do you think being a patriot is such a good thing?

Patriotism is autism, if you ask me.
Though I'd never say that to someone in the military.
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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 06:19 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 06:14 PM, 3Flay wrote: Patriotism is autism, if you ask me

that is quite literally the single most idiotic thing I have ever heard


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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 06:20 PM Reply

At 1/19/13 06:14 PM, 3Flay wrote:
At 1/19/13 05:58 PM, Otto wrote: Why do you think being a patriot is such a good thing?
Patriotism is autism, if you ask me.
Though I'd never say that to someone in the military.
Be proud of who you are, not where you're from.

Very well said indeed

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Response to I might be on Fox news! Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 06:21 PM Reply

How can the camera capture all of you in it?


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