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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 13:25:01 Reply

At 1/18/13 10:18 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Imagine all the much more useful things that could be accomplished with 1 million votes.

Imagine all the more useful things people could be doing but instead are on facebook

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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 13:28:51 Reply

I don't know who's more pathetic, the girl or the guy.

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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 13:32:05 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:28 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I don't know who's more pathetic, the girl or the guy.

The girl. The guy is just trying to get laid. The girl on the other hand feels the need to justify putting out by having her NAME AND FACE spilled across the internet. It's really not going to go well for her either way, whether she actually goes through with it after a million strangers told her to do it, or whether she backs out of a deal that she agreed to.

...but the guy? Just trying to get his rocks off. If it works, then hey, he found a clever way to do it; finding stupid bitches dumb enough to set parameters that, through the magic of the internets, can be met. She straight up underestimated the guy, and this is her comeuppance.

.......unless this is all just an elaborate ruse for attention, mutually benefiting both parties...


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 13:41:52 Reply

Who's more pathetic? The 1.2 million idiots who liked this thinking it was real.


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 13:49:05 Reply

At 1/18/13 10:15 AM, Conal wrote: this woman will sleep with him.

Sleep =/= fuck. Learn your fucking language.


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 13:49:11 Reply

If she doesnt do it, expect nudes of her flying around 4chan and the resto of the internet.


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 13:50:44 Reply

All that trouble for something that will last 45 seconds...


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 16:19:43 Reply

Since he had to jump through hoops just to get that, then it probably wasn't even worth it

Help this guy get laid!


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-18 17:09:21 Reply

Girl: Oh, you have one million likes? Sex time.
Boy: Yes! Sex me now!!!
Girl: PSYCHE! Trolololol


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-19 01:12:35 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:49 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Sleep =/= fuck. Learn your fucking language.

Are you from the UK?

Sleeping with someone is a connotation to having sex with them.


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-19 01:44:16 Reply

At 1/18/13 06:22 PM, Austerity wrote: Facebook just took it down.

Damn! Should've had the foresight to save the image...it might not have been facebook. What if she was like "fuck no, I didn't think it would happen" and the guy took it down in shame?

There's bound to be an existing image somewhere...proof that it happened! Archived forever...post it to this thread! That way future Newgrounders, sifting through the dusty threads of old from years and years into the future, will know what the fuck we were talking about!


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-19 19:32:14 Reply

The picture isn't down! It just keeps blipping every now & then, maybe from heavy load.

We're at: You and 1,359,379 others like this.

I say 2m for anal.


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Response to Help this guy get laid! 2013-01-19 19:38:29 Reply

At 1/18/13 10:28 AM, Dragen wrote: Retarded.

Pretty much this...

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