Well, there's this one girl at the job I work at in the evenings, she's 18 going on 19, and yet mentally, I swear she's stuck in elementary school. I CANNOT stand her. You know those people that act like they're nice , goody two-shoes and shit but they're actually passive-aggressive as hell? that's her.
let me give you a snippet as to how aggressively unfunny (and passive-aggressive) she is. i was doing a bit of work, trying to get some shit done, and she pops up and goes "Hey!" and I turn to her and say, "What?" expecting something germane to the job at hand, or the obligatory "how are things going?" so i can reply "fine, you?" but no, she just shouts "PICKLES!" and I just give her the most disgusted look i can muster and tell her "what the fuck was that supposed to be? you know randomly shouting words has never been funny, ever." and she's all like "whyisntitfunnytellmewhywhywhy?" I roll my eyes and tell her that she's forever stuck in elementary school. She then gets all offended and goes, "Hey! My aunt is your boss at your other job, so you better be nice to me! Tee hee" Jesus fucking Christ, I really don't like her.
and just the other night at work I'm talking with two of my other coworkers, about what the hell were we going to do after we get off work, and she walks in and like fucking Ralph Wiggam, out of the blue (and completely off topic) she just blurts "Hey guys i fell asleep in my fourth hour class today!"
ugh, I really hope she leaves or gets fired soon because neither I nor anyone else at that place can stand her.
anyway, I do apologize for my wangsting, but I needed to get this off my chest and your topic gave me the perfect opportunity. i thank you TheMajormel and I don't mean to hijack your thread (thoughthis question of mine is along the same lines as your thread topic) but does anyone else have any asshole co-worker stories?