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4.26 / 5.00 12,768 ViewsI don't really take them as much any more for some reason. That said any suggestions on how to make this bath seem more enjoyable? :)
It's time to get pissed off.
play some beautiful Trance music. ^____^
Shove the bar of soap up your ass
Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
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what happens if you cum underwater
I've always wanted to get stoned and take a bath with my zune playing chill music.
At 1/15/13 10:05 PM, Scintillating wrote: what happens if you cum underwater
it gets very icky
At 1/15/13 09:48 PM, Wegra wrote: I don't really take them as much any more for some reason. That said any suggestions on how to make this bath seem more enjoyable? :)
Add some epsom salt. Your muscles will love you.
At 1/15/13 10:18 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote:At 1/15/13 09:48 PM, Wegra wrote: I don't really take them as much any more for some reason. That said any suggestions on how to make this bath seem more enjoyable? :)Add some epsom salt. Your muscles will love you.
and then smoke the salt
At 1/15/13 10:19 PM, Sevkat wrote: and then smoke the salt
Then it'll be like smoking bathsalts!
I have pear-scented bubble bath :3
Pretend your penis is the Lochness monster and use your foreskin to swallow a lego man.
At 1/15/13 10:22 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I have pear-scented bubble bath :3
That's nice, I have some awesome vanilla incense.
soaking in your own filth ... love it
LGBT counselor, youth counselor
Might take a supervisor position with my company until i can find something better
At 1/15/13 10:31 PM, tox wrote: soaking in your own filth ... love it
well we are human after all.
At 1/15/13 10:28 PM, Boomstick wrote:At 1/15/13 10:22 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I have pear-scented bubble bath :3That's nice, I have some awesome vanilla incense.
I'm liking green apple scents now.
grow the fuck up and take a shower you failed abortion. why would you take a bath and then tell other adults about it. christ you fucks make me sick and i just signed up. fuck.
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At 1/15/13 09:48 PM, Wegra wrote: any suggestions on how to make this bath seem more enjoyable? :)
Become a female
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
At 1/15/13 09:48 PM, Wegra wrote: That said any suggestions on how to make this bath seem more enjoyable? :)
don't drown
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At 1/15/13 10:25 PM, Saen wrote: Pretend your penis is the Lochness monster and use your foreskin to swallow a lego man.
If only my genitals hadn't been mutilated as a child
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Bathe in the jizz of ten thousand men.
At 1/16/13 01:04 AM, SirFinland wrote: Bathe in the jizz of ten thousand men.
It only takes two people's semen.
At 1/16/13 01:05 AM, Sevkat wrote:At 1/16/13 01:04 AM, SirFinland wrote: Bathe in the jizz of ten thousand men.It only takes two people's semen.
No two people can fill a bathtub with cum in a reasonable amount of time
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
At 1/16/13 01:06 AM, Entice wrote:At 1/16/13 01:05 AM, Sevkat wrote:No two people can fill a bathtub with cum in a reasonable amount of timeAt 1/16/13 01:04 AM, SirFinland wrote: Bathe in the jizz of ten thousand men.It only takes two people's semen.
Wanna see something neat?
At 1/16/13 01:06 AM, Entice wrote:At 1/16/13 01:05 AM, Sevkat wrote:No two people can fill a bathtub with cum in a reasonable amount of timeAt 1/16/13 01:04 AM, SirFinland wrote: Bathe in the jizz of ten thousand men.It only takes two people's semen.
Not unless they've been holding in their seed for over a week.
At 1/16/13 01:07 AM, Sevkat wrote: Wanna see something neat?
You have my attention
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
At 1/16/13 01:11 AM, Entice wrote:At 1/16/13 01:07 AM, Sevkat wrote: Wanna see something neat?You have my attention
I need one more person and a bath tub.
Baths are heaps cool I just wish I could use my laptop while in my bath or read books or something
I haven't had a bath in literally in two years and the time I had one two years ago was when I was on holiday at a hotel
maybe bring something to drink with you while you have your bath