So, this Burger King manager...

[Icefrostfur]

I went to Burger King. Fucking love the place, especially after a day like mine today. So, I order my Whopper, Big ass fries, "Okay, a whopper & what?" female voice. "Big ass fries." Silence. Male voice. "Can I get you anything else?" "A smoothie." "What-" "I don't care what flavor or size." "Okay, a large strawberry smoothie... 12.61" Go to the window. "It's not nice to use cusswords & disrespect employees. We do our best to be respectful to you, be respectful to us." "I wasn't being disrespectful, I ordered Big ass fries. That was not meant as an insult." He closes the window, getting the food. I hear him, "She goes blah fuck this blah fuck that, people these days!" I bite my lip. Hard. He hands me my food. "Don't be talking shit on me when I pull away. Think I can't hear you just because you closed the window?" He kibbys. (=stumbles back a bit from shock, awkwardly hands me my food) & exit.

Thoughts? Remarks? Bullshitery?

[Sevkat]

did she have a big ass?

[TheColourAwesome]

Did she have a big ass, OP?

[Drony]

Did you like the extra spit?

[Sevkat]

Did she 'blah this' and 'fuck that'?

[JBK]

Just blow us up now before it all turns into gaping wet vaginas like those people.

[Sevkat]

At 1/14/13 09:31 PM, JBK wrote: Just blow us up now before it all turns into gaping wet vaginas like those people.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[o0-0o]

big ass fries is an extra large?

[Darthdenim]

Go back tomorrow and do this.

That'll teach'em.

[o0-0o]

jus switch to wendys they dont give anyone shit

[Scrotaculous]

Burger King is a high class restaurant, and the resulting description of the size of the fries may give the other customers the impression that the 5 star world class cuisine they are enjoying may not be worth the value Burger King has placed on it.

[DarkMatter]

Yeah they over reacted considering that you were just one of a stampede of stupid costumers they probably dealt with that day.

[o0-0o]

you are playing with fire though, never fuck with people that handle your food.

[Halberd]

If you were black you would have gotten away with it.

[Icefrostfur]

The best reply thus far. Thank you for the contribution & the smile.

[tox]

Yeah budday!
I love the taste of spit in my burgers too!

[JBK]

At 1/15/13 01:09 AM, tox wrote: Yeah budday!
I love the taste of spit in my burgers too!

Some people pay more than that just to have one spit right in their mouth.

[Xgsniper]

So did you notice the pubic hair they put in your burger?

[BizzarroPMP]

Lol at everyone talking about spit.

There is always someone watching you. And if you fuck with food someone will snitch in a second.

I worked food service before, and if i saw anyone doing that (which i never did) i would have snatched the spit burger out of their hands and taken it to a manager. Instafired.

[Entice]

What a loser. He's a fucking grown man and isn't mature enough to handle bad words.

[HipnikDragomir]

You need to watch your mouth. Just because standards are getting lower, doesn't mean they should.