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4.26 / 5.00 12,768 ViewsIve been in such a confused state these two days. I couldnt for the life of me figure out whether today was Saturday or Sunday (Well its Monday today). I also thought I had met my friends earlier the day even though it was a day ago..
Turns out, I took 10 doses of Clonopin, kind of like Xanax, mind you I drove to Taco Bell while coming up lol, and literally just blacked out. There was no feeling or warning, simply, I was watching American Dad, then lights when off in an insstant.
My mom and her fiance came home and saw me. They didnt think shit was wrong, as I opened my eyes and said hello, but couldn't get up. Then they saw me drinking a bottle of tapatio hot sauce lol. And they tried explaining it away as if I thought it was soda.
Anyway, I got up to go to bed, hitting walls, almost falling down, and then finally slept and snored like crazy.
My mom checked for signs of Alcohol but found none.
I cant believe how I could just forget something about it. The thing that made me wonder is when I started thinking, what happened to my damn American Dad and Burritos.
It was all very surreal, but my mom said that she lol'd a little, even though she always worries like mad.
ushoulddefinatelylolandreplyandgetselenaonngtotextmeandgetme toplowhervaginanadanusfromtheback/10
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
So basically what you are saying is that you are a retard?
Oh wow, I am late to this party. Who is Selena and WHERE is Selena? God damn! Nice tits sweetheart!
You didn't OD on kpin, that's pretty much impossible without adding other depressants. Congratulations, you took a shit ton of benzos and blacked out hard. I know someone who's done that on xanax and blacked out for days, but klonopin has a much longer half-life, so you'd be retarded for days. Good job, OP, with your responsible use of drugs.
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At 1/14/13 03:53 PM, selena wrote: OMG cool story Dave, pics plz
Selena, you're the sexiest sloot I've ever seen on NG. Unblock me so we can have some nasty pms together brah...
srs... I sincerely would like nothing more than you to hop on my shlong while i suck the blood out of ur titties, and then cheef some cali plants together :)
fuuuuuuuuaaaarrrrkkk at not getting at Selena
but srs. yea when u need to visit CA, cum visit my house babe, Ill plow you hard.....
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your last brain cell called, he said he was lonely
At 1/14/13 04:10 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: You didn't OD on kpin, that's pretty much impossible without adding other depressants. Congratulations, you took a shit ton of benzos and blacked out hard. I know someone who's done that on xanax and blacked out for days, but klonopin has a much longer half-life, so you'd be retarded for days. Good job, OP, with your responsible use of drugs.
lol yea, was eating taco bell and suddenly I woke up in my bed next day, and thought time passed normally.
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 1/14/13 07:48 PM, Dave4554 wrote: but srs. yea when u need to visit CA, cum visit my house babe, Ill plow you hard.....
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I'll love you forever
Cool people have lots of text here, but I couldn't come up with anything clever.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.
At 1/14/13 07:56 PM, Slint wrote:At 1/14/13 07:48 PM, Dave4554 wrote: but srs. yea when u need to visit CA, cum visit my house babe, Ill plow you hard......
More desperate than disgusting
At 1/14/13 07:51 PM, Xenomit wrote: Your last brain cell called, he said he was lonely
Indeed and your language skills said that they were starving
At 1/14/13 04:10 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: You didn't OD on kpin, that's pretty much impossible without adding other depressants.
The term drug overdose (or simply overdose or OD) describes the ingestion or application of a drug or other substance in quantities greater than are recommended
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I AM THREAD KILLER!
At 1/14/13 07:48 PM, Dave4554 wrote: but srs. yea when u need to visit CA, cum visit my house babe, Ill plow you hard.....
let me guess, girls IRL find you creepy, right?
At 1/14/13 08:11 PM, Dogmeat wrote:At 1/14/13 04:10 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: You didn't OD on kpin, that's pretty much impossible without adding other depressants.The term drug overdose (or simply overdose or OD) describes the ingestion or application of a drug or other substance in quantities greater than are recommended
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shut up fucking sperglord
Stop that. I'll have to kill you for the sake of humanity otherwise.
At 1/14/13 07:48 PM, Dave4554 wrote: but srs. yea when u need to visit CA, cum visit my house babe, Ill plow you hard.....
Your face seems kind of feminine, lol. But plz redo a picture with you flexing and a NG sign, that's what I expected. Not a smug looking feminine pic
At 1/14/13 09:03 PM, selena wrote:At 1/14/13 07:48 PM, Dave4554 wrote: but srs. yea when u need to visit CA, cum visit my house babe, Ill plow you hard.....Your face seems kind of feminine, lol. But plz redo a picture with you flexing and a NG sign, that's what I expected. Not a smug looking feminine pic
Wow do I gotta be black for you??
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 1/14/13 10:06 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Wow do I gotta be black for you??
Yes plz, and where's my sign homie???
At 1/14/13 10:07 PM, selena wrote:At 1/14/13 10:06 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Wow do I gotta be black for you??Yes plz, and where's my sign homie???
Screw that. There's no point.
I mean really, would you fly 3000 miles west to blow on me and drink protein?
End of thread.
PS: Pm me some nudes.... or else fb will know about NG....
jk, but pm me nudes ur pussy smells nice and fresh.. has no odor at all unlike that one hispanic and asian i was with... my god is there a stench down there, more so for the mexican..
drunken mistakes happen
In your opinion, am I not manly? too phaggety looking for u? I look better than todd though for real
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 1/14/13 10:12 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Screw that. There's no point.
Lol, you're threatening me online? Sign pic and we'll talk, okay?
At Selena, just PM me and let me entertain and humor you, all the while we exchange some pics nomsaiyan?
A girl who cheefs, goes on NG, mostly enjoys her own presence and home, takes multiple showers, plays games, watches DBZ....
thats describing me except with a Vagina and a more obedient nature versus me. since she is weaker she requires my protein drinks too. which is a plus lol
I think im prob gonna stop after this, ts not going anywhere anyway
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 1/14/13 10:18 PM, selena wrote:At 1/14/13 10:12 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Screw that. There's no point.Lol, you're threatening me online? Sign pic and we'll talk, okay?
No bish, your NG presence is a well kept secret.
Unless someone does an image search on google from FB to stalk you. Highly unlikely though
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
This thread is kind of awesome.
At 1/14/13 10:19 PM, Dave4554 wrote: At Selena, just PM me and let me entertain and humor you, all the while we exchange some pics nomsaiyan?
A girl who cheefs, goes on NG, mostly enjoys her own presence and home, takes multiple showers, plays games, watches DBZ....
You didn't provide what I asked for, i'm not amused.
How'd you get a hold of the drugs?
At 1/14/13 10:24 PM, selena wrote:At 1/14/13 10:19 PM, Dave4554 wrote: At Selena, just PM me and let me entertain and humor you, all the while we exchange some pics nomsaiyan?You didn't provide what I asked for, i'm not amused.
A girl who cheefs, goes on NG, mostly enjoys her own presence and home, takes multiple showers, plays games, watches DBZ....
You wish you had a penis. Every day in your life your the one who has to bend over and take it raw, like some kind of animal. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Plus you're the weaker one.
Enjoy your pussy, pussy.
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not an overdose, it's just too many. If you OD'd on it your brain would be scrambled for days and turn to mush.
At 1/14/13 11:16 PM, Dave4554 wrote:
You wish you had a penis. Every day in your life your the one who has to bend over and take it raw, like some kind of animal. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Plus you're the weaker one.
Enjoy your pussy, pussy.
And this is why most of all girls prefer older men..