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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 18:21:27 Reply

At 1/13/13 03:38 PM, Makakaov wrote: Most of the girls don't know how to do it properly anyway. Maybe you'll start liking them when you'll meet some girl that doesn't find sucking dick a chore.

ain't that the frikken truth,if you what something done right buy a porno and show them how it's done.

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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 18:23:21 Reply

At 1/13/13 06:21 PM, lithiumsol wrote:
At 1/13/13 03:38 PM, Makakaov wrote: Most of the girls don't know how to do it properly anyway. Maybe you'll start liking them when you'll meet some girl that doesn't find sucking dick a chore.
ain't that the frikken truth,if you what something done right buy a porno and show them how it's done.

You have no idea how to suck a penis then if you honestly think porn does it right.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 18:27:22 Reply

I can understand why most people dont like that. I dont know why they always have to put that part in since normal people do not get their dick sucked every time they have sex. I do personally find the idea of oral sex arousing. I've never done it. Only been offered it once.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 18:55:40 Reply

Fun fact. I have never been able to climax from "just" a blowjob.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 19:07:24 Reply

At 1/13/13 05:39 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
I am not a fan of "slobbering" on the cock, I personally find it disgusting to have the person just spitting / drooling like that. Saliva used in a proper way however does indeed feel amazing from licking and sucking and kissing.

Spitting / drooling wasn't the intended meaning with the words I used haha.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 19:58:21 Reply

At 1/13/13 06:27 PM, JBK wrote: I can understand why most people dont like that. I dont know why they always have to put that part in since normal people do not get their dick sucked every time they have sex. I do personally find the idea of oral sex arousing. I've never done it. Only been offered it once.

Uhh lol.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 20:08:38 Reply

You're weird. I love getting head. It feels fantastic.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 20:17:38 Reply

I for one love blowjobs, after I've taken Selena out to amazing trips. Taken her to six flags, then skydiving, then token her to a very expensive/delicious restaurant, then bought her thousands of dollars worth of items, then when I return home tired to go to the bathroom, she literally comes to me, kneels down, forcible drops down my pants and begins going deep until swallowing my essence than falling in love with me/10


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 20:20:49 Reply

i need a dick in my mouth asap


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 20:21:43 Reply

You're an absolute asshole and a disgrace to mankind, blowjobs make the world go round, and are awesome. Often they trump actual sex. If you disagree then I am going to stab you.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 20:22:46 Reply

At 1/13/13 08:20 PM, notYert wrote: i need a dick in my mouth asap

I can help with that


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 20:29:25 Reply

At 1/13/13 08:17 PM, Dave4554 wrote: stuff

I'll consider this, but i'd like pics first.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:26:25 Reply

Blowjobs are all fine and dandy, but I've just never been able to achieve full orgasm while getting them. I can understand your pain - they're not the greatest I've ever experienced.

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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:34:47 Reply

At 1/13/13 05:32 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 1/13/13 05:19 PM, notYert wrote: so who wants to suck my cock
Yea give it here Yert.

I'll do you if you do me <3


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:39:50 Reply

I never used to like blowjobs.
Then I started estrogen and I became infinitely more sexually sensitive.

Maybe you should try them ;)

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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:41:44 Reply

At 1/13/13 09:39 PM, zag wrote: I never used to like blowjobs.
Then I started estrogen and I became infinitely more sexually sensitive.

Maybe you should try them ;)

I'm confused. Do you have a dick or a twat?

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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:42:07 Reply

At 1/13/13 09:41 PM, Richard wrote:
At 1/13/13 09:39 PM, zag wrote: I never used to like blowjobs.
Then I started estrogen and I became infinitely more sexually sensitive.

Maybe you should try them ;)
I'm confused. Do you have a dick or a twat?

She has a cock


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:47:58 Reply

The newgrounds community will never understand the pain of not being able to contribute to this conversation.

I hate blowjobs


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:49:15 Reply

At 1/13/13 09:47 PM, Elephly wrote: The newgrounds community will never understand the pain of not being able to contribute to this conversation.

Are you a blowjob virgin or something?


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:51:24 Reply

At 1/13/13 09:49 PM, Xenomit wrote: Are you a blowjob virgin or something?

Complete virgin. But shh don't tell anybody.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 21:52:33 Reply

At 1/13/13 05:55 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 1/13/13 03:23 PM, Piemix wrote: i always pretend to like it with girls, but how easy is it to tell them that you don't care for blowjobs.
pretty easy. use your words.

why are so many people so damn spineless

Because people, especially the ones with the ovaries, get their feelings hurt over FUCKING EVERYTHING

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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 22:53:01 Reply

At 1/13/13 03:24 PM, Xenomit wrote: I love blowjobs.

They're one of the greatest things a person can do for me.

Mainly because you give and get.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 22:55:32 Reply

At 1/13/13 05:32 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 1/13/13 05:19 PM, notYert wrote: so who wants to suck my cock
Yea give it here Yert.

Yea give it here Rag.

lets three-way this sumbitch
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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 22:57:45 Reply

At 1/13/13 10:53 PM, Osyris wrote:
At 1/13/13 03:24 PM, Xenomit wrote: I love blowjobs.

They're one of the greatest things a person can do for me.
Mainly because you give and get.

I gave blowjobs back when I was in highschool. I've been mostly dominant for the last few years of my life.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 22:58:25 Reply

At 1/13/13 09:42 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/13/13 09:41 PM, Richard wrote: I'm confused. Do you have a dick or a twat?
She has a cock

Yeah, this.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 22:59:30 Reply

At 1/13/13 09:47 PM, Elephly wrote: The newgrounds community will never understand the pain of not being able to contribute to this conversation.

I know dat feel.

I hate blowjobs


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 23:17:17 Reply

No. Blowjobs are awesome. Your dick is wrong.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 23:24:31 Reply

I agree with you 100% op. I mean I find it arousing once in a while but I've told every partner I've been with. "Look I know you may enjoy giving them, or maybe just want to pleasure me back but I just do not enjoy blowobs, at all."


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 23:27:47 Reply

At 1/13/13 11:24 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I agree with you 100% op. I mean I find it arousing once in a while but I've told every partner I've been with. "Look I know you may enjoy giving them, or maybe just want to pleasure me back but I just do not enjoy blowobs, at all."

That is selfish.


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Response to I hate blowjobs 2013-01-13 23:32:01 Reply

What the hell happened to this userbase.


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