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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-14 12:04:03 Reply

Out For A Kill. I have tried to watch this movie all the way through twice and I gave up halfway through both times; the film is a boring, badly acted, badly dubbed, incoherent mess.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-14 12:24:51 Reply

Black Swan
Looper


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-14 12:31:24 Reply

Batman and Robin


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-15 21:13:16 Reply

At 1/14/13 12:24 PM, killer32 wrote: Black Swan

That was a total ripoff of Perfect Blue. Aronofsky didn't even give Satoshi Kon credit. He even lied to an interviewers face when asked if he based Black Swan on Perfect Blue. What a dick. And it's a known fact that he got copyright privileges so he could do this.

Now, Satoshi Kon is dead and Aronofsky is revered and hailed as a cinematic genius. There is no god.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 11:12:48 Reply

At 1/14/13 03:18 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 1/14/13 02:57 AM, Sekhem wrote:
yeah, that movie fucking sucked

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omg YES. The entire reason I watched it was from fond memories of the cky videos...and it was essentially the guys in CKY but without anything remotely funny. Pace. Structure. Plot. Characters? It was fucking awful.

I think Roger Ebert actually said that might be one of his all time favorite movies, or at least his favorite modern movie.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 12:17:37 Reply

At 1/19/13 11:12 AM, Ericho wrote:
I think Roger Ebert actually said that might be one of his all time favorite movies, or at least his favorite modern movie.

Tree of Life or Haggard? Because I know that fans of Tree of Life exist in quantities greater than a room full.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 12:28:18 Reply

The Room
Troll 2
All Final Destination Movies
Thankskilling
Super Christ
Birdemic
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The Star Wars Prequels
Ghost Rider
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Son of the Mask
The Last Airbender
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And anything else that I cannot think of at the moment

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 13:49:33 Reply

At 1/13/13 01:27 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Holy tits not a single person has said this.

Twilight

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 13:53:07 Reply

The Descent. That movie was soul rendingly bad.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 13:54:09 Reply

Super Mario Bros. : The Movie
Son of the Mask
Drag Me to Hell


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 13:56:38 Reply

Out of all of them it has to be The Last Air Bender.
For one it's a movie based of the Avatar series and it had mostly nothing to relate to it.
Two, Alot of apperances were changed for example, The biggest notice is aangs arrow was made up of symbols not the simple blue arrow which was comfy on his forehead so yeah.
Three, Instead some aspects from the show that was in the show like the avatar state, the north water tribe, when aang went avatar state instead of becoming a giant water koi fish (something fish) he just went wild whipping the water.

So out of all of them it has to be Last airbender in my book.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 14:05:16 Reply

Probably Dragon Ball Evolution.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 14:13:24 Reply

At 1/19/13 02:05 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Probably Dragon Ball Evolution.

I will agree to that too. It had little to nothing to do with the actual series.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 14:14:18 Reply

Anything Twilight, sorry but even though the hate hype is down it's still a shit series (or saga, who cares.)


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 14:14:51 Reply

The Smurfs.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 14:49:34 Reply

Nitro Circus: The Movie. I thought it was going to be great, turned out to be a huge waste of money.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 16:31:58 Reply

At 1/19/13 01:53 PM, kisame wrote: The Descent.

I thought it was alright.

At 1/19/13 12:28 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: All Final Destination Movies

Come on. The first one was good. And the second one was entertaining in a sort of sick way.

The Star Wars Prequels

Those were disappointing, but calling them the worst you've seen might be a stretch. The action was good, at least.

At 1/19/13 01:54 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Drag Me to Hell

wat. That one was pretty good.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 16:32:02 Reply

One of the The Toxic Avenger sequels.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 16:52:12 Reply

Yeah, The Descent wasn't bad, and I enjoyed it too...sexy Scottish Spelunkers, right? There's not a different Descent y'all are talking about?

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 17:42:14 Reply

At 1/19/13 12:28 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: All Final Destination Movies
Come on. The first one was good. And the second one was entertaining in a sort of sick way.

The Star Wars Prequels
Those were disappointing, but calling them the worst you've seen might be a stretch. The action was good, at least.

These are opinions for a reason. I just felt that these were the worst that I have seen. If you think differently, that is fine, but please keep your opinions about my opinions to yourself.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 18:58:24 Reply

I rented a film called "The Objective" after seeing the trailer. The official blurb reads like this...

"A group of Special Ops Reservists on a mission in the harsh and hostile terrain of Afghanistan find themselves lost in a Middle Eastern "Bermuda Triangle" of ancient evil."

What really happens is a bunch of god awful actors on a god awful set read a script written by a chimp and rip the viewer off as the film trundles along tragically trying to justify itself. The "Ancient Evil" crawled from the depths of CGI hell to terrorise the cast, the dialogue is bland and wooden and the whole thing looks like it was shot on a budget of around $63. This is the only film I have ever seen that has made me actually angry at the lack of production and effort, I will never get the time or money back.

Worst. Film. Ever.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:06:36 Reply

Just like, most actions films

Don't get me wrong, some are good - the Bourne movies were entertaining, but any film that forces action in there because it thinks it's entertaining I just totally zone out. Watching a staged fight scene is not entertaining if it happens every 5 minutes.

I tried to watch the Sherlock Holmes films with Downey Jr in them and they are so incredibly incredibly tedious. I love the Holmes books and the BBC adaptation is incredible, but the senseless fighting interspersed with constant fighting thugs is fucking shiiiiiiiiiiit

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:13:21 Reply

The box.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:16:42 Reply

Also, The Avengers.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:24:29 Reply

Probably either Elf or A History of Violence.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:30:50 Reply

I loved the Avengers.

At 1/19/13 05:42 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: These are opinions for a reason.

Yes, I know.

If you think differently, that is fine, but please keep your opinions about my opinions to yourself.

too late.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:45:28 Reply

At 1/14/13 02:38 AM, wankwest wrote: Disaster movie, there was nothing enjoyable about that film. It did make me cry though.

Even worse then Vampires Suck?


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:46:33 Reply

At 1/19/13 07:23 PM, Provoke wrote: V For Vendetta
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Forrest Gump

Living up to your screenname, I see.

...though I saw Monkeybone not too long ago, and admittedly, it has not aged well.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 19:57:01 Reply

Oh wait wait wait wait wait

I totally forgot to mention a big one. Extremely Loud incredibly close. Holy fucking shit that little cunt never shiuts up! I mean wow like I know he's intended to be like autistic or Aspergers (which is ironic because I have Aspergers too) like butt still the way they exploit his eccentricness is fucking irritating and it makes it hard to like him. Jeez, funny how the title is appropriately named.

And really the main character is so unlikable. Nuff said


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen 2013-01-19 20:02:14 Reply

It seems NONE of you guys saw ATM.

For Christ sake, the whole point of the movie revolved around 3 dumbasses staying in an atm because there's some weird killer outside. At one point THEY ESCAPE, JUST TO RUN BACK INTO THE ATM.

The movie consists of Josh Peck and his friends doing stupid ass shit that doesn't make sense. At one point, they decide to use a Lighter to ignite the sprinklers, WHEN THEY SAID 5 MINUTES PREVIOUS TO THE STUPID IDEA THAT IT WAS -10 DEGREES OUTSIDE.

There is no redeemable factor about the movie. At least The Room was hilarious and is great to watch with friends.


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