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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:17 PM Reply

I'm going to go with 'Orgazmo'. I think there were a few minor comedic bits, but I remember wishing it would end.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:27 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 02:17 PM, Lucy wrote: I'm going to go with 'Orgazmo'. I think there were a few minor comedic bits, but I remember wishing it would end.

Oh boy is that a disappointing movie to watch in these times. I can just see someone looking that up after watching Team America, unaware that their hopes and dreams are about to be crushed by a horrible piece of shit movie.


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At 1/13/13 02:27 PM, poxpower wrote: Oh boy is that a disappointing movie to watch in these times. I can just see someone looking that up after watching Team America, unaware that their hopes and dreams are about to be crushed by a horrible piece of shit movie.

Thats pretty much how it happened for me. It was a terrible day, and I would only ever recommend it to people I did not like.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 03:45 PM Reply

It has to be Birdemic


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:04 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show

What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:18 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:04 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show
What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?

It's a cult following sort of movie. You either get into it or you don't. I personally was over it after ten minutes.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:44 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:04 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show
What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?

It's abominable.

Probably the only reason people like it is that it's so goofy and weird and it has like one good song in it.

Oh also, Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Hipsters and film people don't ever shut up about this and Ed Wood, but the movie is forgettable and boring. It's not funny bad, it's boring bad. Film students love Ed Wood because he was a loser, like most of them, but kept going anyway and his mediocrity somehow paid off. They dream of this. If they could only just skate by on PASSION and never have to learn anything or hone their craft! If only they could pretend they work at Starbucks because they're too avant-guarde and cult to get financed by anyone!

Lol.

Plan 9 sucked, don't watch that.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:50 PM Reply

Open Water. It's about a couple getting seperated from a group of fellow-divers and they end up being stalked by sharks while they tried surviving in open water.

It had the most terrible humor and drama I've ever seen.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:56 PM Reply

I felt like crying blood after watching only five minutes of Jack and Jill.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:59 PM Reply

How about "New Year's Eve"?


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 05:00 PM Reply

The worst movie I have ever seen is in my opinion Signs. I haven't watched it in years but I can still remember the sence of "When will this crap end", it's fair to say that I wasn't taken by this movie. Probably didn't help that I'm not the biggest fan of Mel Gibson or Joaquin Phoenix.

At 1/13/13 03:33 AM, dangoval95 wrote: birdemic
At 1/13/13 03:45 AM, Jolly wrote: The Room.
At 1/13/13 12:05 PM, LDAF wrote: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

These movie for me fall into the category "So bad it's worth a watch", not good but worth a watch.

At 1/13/13 04:54 AM, Sentio wrote: The Happening.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 05:21 PM Reply

Vibrations

Everything about that movie was god-awful and cringing.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 07:08 PM Reply

I would probably say "Monster A Go-Go". If you're not going to count movies I saw on MST3K, it would have to be "Disaster Movie". Seriously, if Mike Nelson saw that, he would worship "Little Nicky" and practically every other bad comedy he's seen like "Daddy Day Camp".


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 07:13 PM Reply

One of the worst is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

Finding out that the psycho redneck family is working for the Illuminati is a definate jump the shark moment in the series.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 08:53 PM Reply

The Expendables 2.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 08:55 PM Reply

Not counting MST3K and Rifftrax stuff, I think the worst movie I've ever seen might be House of the Dead. either that or Alone in the Dark.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 08:58 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:56 PM, verycoolguy wrote: I felt like crying blood after watching only five minutes of Jack and Jill.

This also has my vote.

That movie was just horrible.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:00 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 01:27 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Holy tits not a single person has said this.

Twilight

I was going to say that.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:03 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 05:47 AM, Piemix wrote: There Will Be Blood sucked major donkey dick

I thought it was very good and I was glad and the academy was right to give Daniel Day Lewis an Oscar for his performance.

At 1/13/13 05:40 AM, Shade wrote: It's a tie between Highlander 2 and Highlander Endgame.

Highlander was such a good movie, and then Highlander 2 came around and did everything wrong. And Endgame was so wrong. You don't kill off Connor MacLeod. If you have to kill off one of the MacLeods, kill off Duncan. There wasn't even a fucking point to that since Methos and Duncan's girl are both still alive. What the hell?

At 1/13/13 04:16 AM, Sekhem wrote: the mask or ace ventura

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The Mask wasn't too good, but I thought the two Ace Ventura movies were funny.

At 1/13/13 08:53 PM, Baxoje wrote: The Expendables 2.

Hey, that movie rocked! >:(


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 09:03 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 1/13/13 05:47 AM, Piemix wrote:
At 1/13/13 05:40 AM, Shade wrote: It's a tie between Highlander 2 and Highlander Endgame.
Highlander was such a good movie, and then Highlander 2 came around and did everything wrong. And Endgame was so wrong. You don't kill off Connor MacLeod. If you have to kill off one of the MacLeods, kill off Duncan. There wasn't even a fucking point to that since Methos and Duncan's girl are both still alive. What the hell?

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 10:17 PM Reply

Starsky and hutch

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 10:25 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 07:08 PM, Ericho wrote: it would have to be "Disaster Movie".

I love how the title summed up the movie. A disaster.

At 1/13/13 01:27 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Holy tits not a single person has said this.

Twilight

That one is way too easy


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:24 AM Reply

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:34 AM Reply

I can't even narrow it down. I've seen so many movies, I try to forget about the bad ones.

If I had to guess... Silent Night, Deadly Night was god awful, as were the sequels. The sequels were somehow worse.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:38 AM Reply

Disaster movie, there was nothing enjoyable about that film. It did make me cry though.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:43 AM Reply

Haggard.

It was unbearable.

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At 1/13/13 03:33 AM, dangoval95 wrote: Oh and also the actor that plays elaine from seinfeld is in it too.

She's a dude?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Still would.

Worst movie? Well, I thoroughly hated The Godfather, but I couldn't even make it past the titles for Aliens Vs Predator.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:52 AM Reply

The Last Airbender, I only caught bits of it, but still.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:57 AM Reply

At 1/14/13 02:43 AM, Phobotech wrote: Haggard.

It was unbearable.

yeah, that movie fucking sucked

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:59 AM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:44 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 1/13/13 04:04 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show
What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?
It's abominable.

Probably the only reason people like it is that it's so goofy and weird and it has like one good song in it.

Oh also, Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Hipsters and film people don't ever shut up about this and Ed Wood, but the movie is forgettable and boring. It's not funny bad, it's boring bad. Film students love Ed Wood because he was a loser, like most of them, but kept going anyway and his mediocrity somehow paid off. They dream of this. If they could only just skate by on PASSION and never have to learn anything or hone their craft! If only they could pretend they work at Starbucks because they're too avant-guarde and cult to get financed by anyone!

Lol.

Plan 9 sucked, don't watch that.

I put it to you that you hate everything that critics like to attempt to be counter-cultural.

What's that? You're putting it to me that I'll watch anything that's a horror and that I'm an art fag?

Touche Pox, touche.

Now put it to me.....please?


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