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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:27 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 02:17 PM, Lucy wrote: I'm going to go with 'Orgazmo'. I think there were a few minor comedic bits, but I remember wishing it would end.

Oh boy is that a disappointing movie to watch in these times. I can just see someone looking that up after watching Team America, unaware that their hopes and dreams are about to be crushed by a horrible piece of shit movie.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:40 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 02:27 PM, poxpower wrote: Oh boy is that a disappointing movie to watch in these times. I can just see someone looking that up after watching Team America, unaware that their hopes and dreams are about to be crushed by a horrible piece of shit movie.

Thats pretty much how it happened for me. It was a terrible day, and I would only ever recommend it to people I did not like.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 03:45 PM Reply

It has to be Birdemic


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:04 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show

What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:18 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:04 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show
What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?

It's a cult following sort of movie. You either get into it or you don't. I personally was over it after ten minutes.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:44 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:04 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show
What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?

It's abominable.

Probably the only reason people like it is that it's so goofy and weird and it has like one good song in it.

Oh also, Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Hipsters and film people don't ever shut up about this and Ed Wood, but the movie is forgettable and boring. It's not funny bad, it's boring bad. Film students love Ed Wood because he was a loser, like most of them, but kept going anyway and his mediocrity somehow paid off. They dream of this. If they could only just skate by on PASSION and never have to learn anything or hone their craft! If only they could pretend they work at Starbucks because they're too avant-guarde and cult to get financed by anyone!

Lol.

Plan 9 sucked, don't watch that.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:50 PM Reply

Open Water. It's about a couple getting seperated from a group of fellow-divers and they end up being stalked by sharks while they tried surviving in open water.

It had the most terrible humor and drama I've ever seen.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:56 PM Reply

I felt like crying blood after watching only five minutes of Jack and Jill.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:59 PM Reply

How about "New Year's Eve"?


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 05:00 PM Reply

The worst movie I have ever seen is in my opinion Signs. I haven't watched it in years but I can still remember the sence of "When will this crap end", it's fair to say that I wasn't taken by this movie. Probably didn't help that I'm not the biggest fan of Mel Gibson or Joaquin Phoenix.

At 1/13/13 03:33 AM, dangoval95 wrote: birdemic
At 1/13/13 03:45 AM, Jolly wrote: The Room.
At 1/13/13 12:05 PM, LDAF wrote: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

These movie for me fall into the category "So bad it's worth a watch", not good but worth a watch.

At 1/13/13 04:54 AM, Sentio wrote: The Happening.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 05:21 PM Reply

Vibrations

Everything about that movie was god-awful and cringing.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 07:08 PM Reply

I would probably say "Monster A Go-Go". If you're not going to count movies I saw on MST3K, it would have to be "Disaster Movie". Seriously, if Mike Nelson saw that, he would worship "Little Nicky" and practically every other bad comedy he's seen like "Daddy Day Camp".


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 07:13 PM Reply

One of the worst is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

Finding out that the psycho redneck family is working for the Illuminati is a definate jump the shark moment in the series.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 08:53 PM Reply

The Expendables 2.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 08:55 PM Reply

Not counting MST3K and Rifftrax stuff, I think the worst movie I've ever seen might be House of the Dead. either that or Alone in the Dark.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 08:58 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:56 PM, verycoolguy wrote: I felt like crying blood after watching only five minutes of Jack and Jill.

This also has my vote.

That movie was just horrible.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:00 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 01:27 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Holy tits not a single person has said this.

Twilight

I was going to say that.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:03 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 05:47 AM, Piemix wrote: There Will Be Blood sucked major donkey dick

I thought it was very good and I was glad and the academy was right to give Daniel Day Lewis an Oscar for his performance.

At 1/13/13 05:40 AM, Shade wrote: It's a tie between Highlander 2 and Highlander Endgame.

Highlander was such a good movie, and then Highlander 2 came around and did everything wrong. And Endgame was so wrong. You don't kill off Connor MacLeod. If you have to kill off one of the MacLeods, kill off Duncan. There wasn't even a fucking point to that since Methos and Duncan's girl are both still alive. What the hell?

At 1/13/13 04:16 AM, Sekhem wrote: the mask or ace ventura

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The Mask wasn't too good, but I thought the two Ace Ventura movies were funny.

At 1/13/13 08:53 PM, Baxoje wrote: The Expendables 2.

Hey, that movie rocked! >:(


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 09:03 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 1/13/13 05:47 AM, Piemix wrote:
At 1/13/13 05:40 AM, Shade wrote: It's a tie between Highlander 2 and Highlander Endgame.
Highlander was such a good movie, and then Highlander 2 came around and did everything wrong. And Endgame was so wrong. You don't kill off Connor MacLeod. If you have to kill off one of the MacLeods, kill off Duncan. There wasn't even a fucking point to that since Methos and Duncan's girl are both still alive. What the hell?

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 10:17 PM Reply

Starsky and hutch

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 10:25 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 07:08 PM, Ericho wrote: it would have to be "Disaster Movie".

I love how the title summed up the movie. A disaster.

At 1/13/13 01:27 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Holy tits not a single person has said this.

Twilight

That one is way too easy


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:24 AM Reply

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:34 AM Reply

I can't even narrow it down. I've seen so many movies, I try to forget about the bad ones.

If I had to guess... Silent Night, Deadly Night was god awful, as were the sequels. The sequels were somehow worse.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:38 AM Reply

Disaster movie, there was nothing enjoyable about that film. It did make me cry though.

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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:43 AM Reply

Haggard.

It was unbearable.

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At 1/13/13 03:33 AM, dangoval95 wrote: Oh and also the actor that plays elaine from seinfeld is in it too.

She's a dude?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Still would.

Worst movie? Well, I thoroughly hated The Godfather, but I couldn't even make it past the titles for Aliens Vs Predator.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:52 AM Reply

The Last Airbender, I only caught bits of it, but still.


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Response to Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen Jan. 14th, 2013 @ 02:57 AM Reply

At 1/14/13 02:43 AM, Phobotech wrote: Haggard.

It was unbearable.

yeah, that movie fucking sucked

and i love the cky videos


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At 1/13/13 04:44 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 1/13/13 04:04 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/13/13 02:09 PM, poxpower wrote: - Rocky Horror Picture Show
What really? This is on my to-watch list, is it that bad?
It's abominable.

Probably the only reason people like it is that it's so goofy and weird and it has like one good song in it.

Oh also, Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Hipsters and film people don't ever shut up about this and Ed Wood, but the movie is forgettable and boring. It's not funny bad, it's boring bad. Film students love Ed Wood because he was a loser, like most of them, but kept going anyway and his mediocrity somehow paid off. They dream of this. If they could only just skate by on PASSION and never have to learn anything or hone their craft! If only they could pretend they work at Starbucks because they're too avant-guarde and cult to get financed by anyone!

Lol.

Plan 9 sucked, don't watch that.

I put it to you that you hate everything that critics like to attempt to be counter-cultural.

What's that? You're putting it to me that I'll watch anything that's a horror and that I'm an art fag?

Touche Pox, touche.

Now put it to me.....please?


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At 1/14/13 02:57 AM, Sekhem wrote:
yeah, that movie fucking sucked

and i love the cky videos

omg YES. The entire reason I watched it was from fond memories of the cky videos...and it was essentially the guys in CKY but without anything remotely funny. Pace. Structure. Plot. Characters? It was fucking awful.

Now the characters are skating for no real reason. Slow motioned with a fish-eye lens...WHY NOT. It worked in CKY, but with the context of whatever the hell was happening in the film, it came out of nowhere. Scenes disrupted by long, LONG shots just pointing at scenery...just scenery which padded out for minutes, it seemed like.

To date, its the only movie where I was exhaustively verbally protesting the content while it played. Oh! Haggard and THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

I hated it. I hated it so goddamn much. Its so pretentiously artsy fartsy it became a joke that would've been worth a chuckle if it didn't make you completely dead inside. THIS IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME.

Its like this kid in 1956, and theres barely, BARELY any dialogue in this long, long, LONG ass movie....don't get me mistaken, thats not necessarily a bad trait for a film, which is a visual median; it beats the hell out of exposition, but barely anything is explained. Deep? Maybe...but it pissed me off. I couldn't get invested into these boring, BORING characters, and their Hollywood-minimalistic, under-the-breath deliveries when it came to their lines.

Within the first 5 minutes of the film, a boy dies. We don't know why or how, but the mom is pretty fucked up about it, and the kids are just like "......"

Then the narrator is like, "Let me start from the beginning." and you're thinkin', "Okay cool, a flashback which will make us care about who the fuck these people are"

IT GOES TO THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE. ITS NOT EVEN COOL.
The planet forms.
Long, sustained Primordial Soup shot.
Dinosaurs! ...But they aren't cool dinosaurs doing cool dinosaur things...one is slowly dying by a river, while a carnivore comes up. And I'm like, "Cool, whatever, we'll get to see dinosaurs eating." but it just kinda kick-prods the downed dino and then it walks off.
Some more boring shit happens, and we finally see our mother and father character dealing with pregnancy and raising a baby. For like, thirty goddamned minutes.

Granted, its shot beautifully, it looks really neat and artsy, but NOTHING HAPPENS. There's two uncomfortable scenes where Brad Pitt roughs up his wife a little and gets pissed at his kid and beats them, but literally NOTHING. FUCKING. HAPPENS. It is the most boring movie I have ever seen in my life.

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