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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-13 18:44:40 Reply

At 1/13/13 06:27 PM, Protagonist wrote:
That doesn't justify it. Smoking weed, drinking and smoking are all bad habits. Plus, they're all bad for you.

Gonna have to call [citation needed] on smoking weed being bad for you.

List the serious effects of having a joint several times a week.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-13 21:09:25 Reply

Blunts are way better. I hate joints.

I also can't really roll because I have shaky hands. I managed to roll a blunt once and it was a pretty shoddy job. I called it "Frankenblunt".


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-13 21:13:05 Reply

1. take the paper and cut it in small pieces

2. make a pile with it

3. take the filter and do nothing with it yet

4. snort the tobacco

5. no need for filter anymore


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-13 23:19:54 Reply

I spent a good five seconds trying to roll a J (it sounded like "rjj, rujj, rudjj, rdge") before I clicked on this and realized you meant joint.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 02:53:01 Reply

At 1/13/13 06:27 PM, Protagonist wrote: That doesn't justify it. Smoking weed, drinking and smoking are all bad habits. Plus, they're all bad for you.

I don't care. I just do it every once in a while for fun.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 02:57:12 Reply

At 1/13/13 02:50 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Neither can I. Well, I haven't tried. Just make an apple pipe.

This. What are you - a Mexican or an American?! Us proud white folk, we drink!


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 02:58:02 Reply

At 1/13/13 04:27 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: your friends sound like real achievers in life.

"lol u cant role a joynt?? ur sutch a luzer"

I think they just thought it was funny that I've been smoking for so long and never tried to roll a joint.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 03:14:47 Reply

At 1/13/13 09:13 AM, Ononymous wrote:
At 1/13/13 04:27 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
my advice is to continue not to know how to roll a joint. all weed does is make you ok with doing absolutely nothing with your life.
Yes, Carl Sagan and Bill Clinton did absolutely nothing with their lives.

Yup, smoking mad weed totally makes you a genius because two people who smoke weren't fuck ups. You cracked the code.

You know who else smokes weed? The dude who asks me if I'd like fries with that.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 03:20:29 Reply

Yup, smoking mad weed totally makes you a genius because two people who smoke weren't fuck ups. You cracked the code.

You know who else smokes weed? The dude who asks me if I'd like fries with that.

You'd be surprised how many successful and powerful people smoke pot when they aren't doing far more important things than you do. I personally know many: attorneys, CFOs, resident physicians, higher-up management, small business owners...

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 04:13:32 Reply

At 1/14/13 03:20 AM, GACBassPlayer wrote:
Yup, smoking mad weed totally makes you a genius because two people who smoke weren't fuck ups. You cracked the code.

You know who else smokes weed? The dude who asks me if I'd like fries with that.
You'd be surprised how many successful and powerful people smoke pot when they aren't doing far more important things than you do. I personally know many: attorneys, CFOs, resident physicians, higher-up management, small business owners...

my counterargument: i know many potheads who work in the drive thru and have never willingly read a real book in their lives.

Also i don't believe you.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 06:50:36 Reply

At 1/14/13 04:13 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
my counterargument: i know many potheads who work in the drive thru and have never willingly read a real book in their lives.

Also i don't believe you.

And surprisingly there are many people who smoke weed casually and who are not total potheads because guess what, it ain't addictive, so kindly stop talking about cannabis as if it were crack cocaine, you sheltered moron.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 08:15:08 Reply

At 1/14/13 08:01 AM, Protagonist wrote:
A whole paragraph of butthurt.

Yeah, but y u mad tho?

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 08:16:49 Reply

At 1/14/13 08:15 AM, Ononymous wrote:
At 1/14/13 08:01 AM, Protagonist wrote:
A whole paragraph of butthurt.
Yeah, but y u mad tho?

LOL LE EPIC MEME XD U JUST GOT TOLD PROTAGONIST LOL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 08:50:54 Reply

At 1/13/13 06:27 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 1/13/13 06:21 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/13/13 04:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I don't mind people who smoke weed, but there are definately more productive things you could be doing. I don't condone drugs in general except for legit medicinal uses.
Like what? Internet use? Movies? There's a more productive use for everything but it's only call upon when someone admits so smoking weed.
That doesn't justify it. Smoking weed, drinking and smoking are all bad habits. Plus, they're all bad for you.

Yes, it does justify it. Everything is bad for you. Give me some real reasons not to smoke. Don't act so smug that you know what's best for people that aren't yourself.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 09:36:09 Reply

I bet my sig will make you take my advice. I consider myself a master roller. Although most people do, I have actually never fucked up a joint. I learned to roll first from smoking tobacco. If you smoke cigarettes then you should start buying tobacco pouches. It's way cheaper and a very handy skill to learn. I could sit here and type out a long explanation on how to roll but honestly the only thing you can do is practice.

First watch a tutorial on YouTube, there are hundreds, to get the basics down so you know what you're doing. Then go buy some weed and start practicing at home. A few tips I have though are:

Always use a cardy. A cardy is when you rip a small strip of cardboard of your papers packet and roll it up and use it as a filter. NEVER use a cigarette filter it will soak up all the THC. And if you don't use a cardy, the end you suck on will get wet from saliva and close up making it harder to inhale, and you get little bits of weed in your mouth.

Don't put tobacco in it. It honestly makes it worse. It's also combining something toxic with something healthy. If you like tobacco, have a cigarette after the joint, it's a million times better.

This is something I do with all my joints now. After you roll it, use something thin enough like a filter to push the weed down from the side you would light. Then twist the end and gently make it evenly tighter until the end of the joint is flat with a twisted stick of paper in the middle. Light around the edges of the joint, then pull on the twisted bit sticking out to pull the end off. The end of your joint will now be perfectly flat and much easier to light.


The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 11:05:31 Reply

It can become habitually addictive. Besides, he never claimed it was like cocaine. People who do cocaine tend to not have jobs at all.

The first part, as with ANYTHING, is true. As for the last part, don't you know anything about the 80's? lol Do you have any idea how expensive cocaine is?

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 11:37:40 Reply

Yeah coke is expensive, the addicts had jobs before sure, but once you can't keep up you're broke and fucked. Plus I doubt you'd be able to work, and that 80's movie logic only really applies to famous people.

Wall Street was fueled by cocaine in the 80's. I know investment bankers who say it hasn't exactly gone away; that it is still prevalent. Cocaine makes 100+ hour work weeks feasible. I can tell you haven't any experience with it, when you say you doubt you'd be able to work. Work capacity increases dramatically. It gives you intense energy, focus, and a will to get shit done. Now that isn't to say it doesn't have drawbacks to one's well-being. It is explicitly bad for your circulatory system and does thing neurologically that I'm not going to pretend that I understand. In my very limited experiences, I wasn't very fond of its effects. I don't see the recreational appeal. I can, however, understand its appeal as a work aid.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 11:53:31 Reply

Sounds like you hang out with a bunch of assholes.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 14:12:46 Reply

When I used to smoke, I was TERRIBLE at rolling. I always had to double wrap it, and then you end up getting a nasty paper taste. Pipes are the way to go.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 14:46:30 Reply

I dont smoke the weed
Im a good person
I cant help you


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 15:14:06 Reply

At 1/14/13 08:16 AM, Slint wrote:
At 1/14/13 08:15 AM, Ononymous wrote:
At 1/14/13 08:01 AM, Protagonist wrote:
A whole paragraph of butthurt.
Yeah, but y u mad tho?
LOL LE EPIC MEME XD U JUST GOT TOLD PROTAGONIST LOL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like somebody acted like a total retard on 4chan and got pwned.

Sorry bro.

And I don't owe an intelligent explanation to morons who stereotype all pot users as if we're all the fucking same. I don't do the same with retards who smoke cigarettes every day, so don't the same to me. Piss off.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 16:30:16 Reply

Don't end up like Jenny almost jumping off the hotel in Forrest Gump.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-14 16:38:17 Reply

At 1/14/13 04:30 PM, NuclearWarfare wrote: Don't end up like Jenny almost jumping off the hotel in Forrest Gump.

Momma always said, "Life is like a jar of weed, you never know if it will have seeds"

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-15 01:30:01 Reply

At 1/14/13 02:46 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: I dont smoke the weed

but you're black

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-15 01:35:03 Reply

At 1/15/13 01:33 AM, selena wrote: Is it true that there are rolling devices out there that do the rolling for you? If this is true, could someone link one.. i'm far too lazy

Type "rolling machine" into Google.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-15 01:36:13 Reply

Y'all need a bong!

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-15 01:42:08 Reply

At 1/15/13 01:36 AM, selena wrote:
At 1/15/13 01:35 AM, Entice wrote: Type "rolling machine" into Google.
do it for me and bring it here, mmk

why

They're called rolling machines

What else could you possibly need to know in order to find one?

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-15 02:16:55 Reply

At 1/14/13 09:55 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: "hurr durr because one guy at the fast-food restaurant smokes, everybody but two people who smoke will become unsuccessful"

"Hurr durr fore twenny smok weed erryday it aint irresponsible"


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J 2013-01-15 02:24:04 Reply

At 1/15/13 02:16 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: "Hurr durr fore twenny smok weed erryday it aint irresponsible"

Wow how mature.

I know guys that are unemployed and sit around smoking weed all day. Myself? I smoke but I'm in my second semester of college and make mostly Bs. I've never been in trouble with the law or even broken laws that aren't related to smoking marijuana. I'm trying to figure out how weed alone makes me an irresponsible person but I can't. You'd be surprised at how many ordinary people smoke weed.

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At 1/15/13 02:24 AM, Entice wrote:
At 1/15/13 02:16 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: "Hurr durr fore twenny smok weed erryday it aint irresponsible"
Wow how mature.

I smoke but I'm in my second semester of college and make mostly Bs.

Good for you. If you can use it responsibly then more power to you.

You'd be surprised at how many ordinary people smoke weed.

No i wouldn't. I'm not arguing that smoking makes you retarded. I know a lot of people who smoke. My dad even smokes.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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