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I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:08 AM Reply

I was hanging out with my friends and they all started passing out papers to roll joints and I said "you'll have to roll mine for me all I've ever smoked from is a pipe".

They instantly started laughing at me and I laughed with them but inside I was filled with nothing but shame please teach me how I can be better at rolling

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:10 AM Reply

1. place the weed/ tobacco in a line slightly off center, running parallel to either boundary of the paper

2. Carefully fold the paper on the side where the line of product is closest to, and tuck it under the product

3. Begin rolling it, and twist the ends


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:12 AM Reply

1. Find new people to blaze with.
2. Practice
3. Switch to blunts

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:13 AM Reply

its just practice


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:13 AM Reply

This is like a true story by the way even though I told it in a really stupid way.

At 1/13/13 02:10 AM, Xenomit wrote: 1. place the weed/ tobacco in a line slightly off center, running parallel to either boundary of the paper

2. Carefully fold the paper on the side where the line of product is closest to, and tuck it under the product

3. Begin rolling it, and twist the ends

Apparently it's harder than that. What sucks is that the guy who rolled my joint sucked at it and it was really hard to hit and wouldn't cherry. I guess I should have taken a shot at it myself but I was already a little stoned and wasn't in the mood to deal with it.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:17 AM Reply

No. Teach yourself like I did.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:50 AM Reply

Neither can I. Well, I haven't tried. Just make an apple pipe.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:52 AM Reply

just pack that shit into one or both of your nostrils and light it up


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 03:16 AM Reply

Dudke, what kind of smoker are you ? J/k we all have to start somewhere and learn, honestly I've rolled more blunts in my lifetime than papers before I switched to bongs and vapes.

It's not really that hard though, look for a tut. on Youtube<<<My advice


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 03:59 AM Reply

Which is why I always did bongs... cause I was like you... and to this day I can't roll shit


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:27 AM Reply

your friends sound like real achievers in life.

"lol u cant role a joynt?? ur sutch a luzer"

my advice is to continue not to know how to roll a joint. all weed does is make you ok with doing absolutely nothing with your life.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:13 AM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:27 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
my advice is to continue not to know how to roll a joint. all weed does is make you ok with doing absolutely nothing with your life.

Yes, Carl Sagan and Bill Clinton did absolutely nothing with their lives.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:20 AM Reply

Bad move leading to bad question. If you'd laugh your friends off when they decided to take drugs, you'd come out clear and victorious.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:25 AM Reply

Why would you want to? Smoking from a pipe is much better than using a joint.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:28 AM Reply

You all have managed to sound like total losers with ease.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 09:33 AM Reply

I was hanging out with my friends and they all started passing out their thesis papers I said "you'll have to put mine in MLA format, all I've ever used is APA".
They instantly started laughing at me and I laughed with them but inside I was filled with nothing but shame please teach me how I can be better at formatting

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 10:58 AM Reply

Don't, smoking joints is for retarded fools who just want to fit in.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 11:08 AM Reply

At 1/13/13 09:33 AM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote: I was hanging out with my friends and they all started passing out their thesis papers I said "you'll have to put mine in MLA format, all I've ever used is APA".
They instantly started laughing at me and I laughed with them but inside I was filled with nothing but shame please teach me how I can be better at formatting

convert to a .pdf


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 11:28 AM Reply

At 1/13/13 10:58 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Don't, smoking joints is for retarded fools who just want to fit in.

As is getting drunk on a Friday night, which is actually encouraged and accepted by society, and results in many more problems than relaxing after smoking a joint.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 01:45 PM Reply

Rolling seems easy on the face of it, but has a few miniscule tricks that you either suss out or are told that make it work nicely. It's all about the 'sausaging' of what's inside your skin, the slight angle it's twisted as you tuck the first side in, then how far you roll before you readjust for the final stick-down.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 01:46 PM Reply

Me either, I just started rolling. I've gotten a little better but it's still not good enough. Just use a pipe :)


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 02:47 PM Reply

Find new friends and try not to introduce smoke into your lungs.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:02 PM Reply

I'm in the same boat. I've been smoking for years and never learned to roll because I only don't smoke my weed in paper. It's never really inconvenienced me because joints/blunts aren't as efficient.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:07 PM Reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hJyJkS5gpo This vid should teach you all you need to know about rolling.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 04:09 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 11:28 AM, Ononymous wrote:
At 1/13/13 10:58 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Don't, smoking joints is for retarded fools who just want to fit in.
As is getting drunk on a Friday night, which is actually encouraged and accepted by society, and results in many more problems than relaxing after smoking a joint.

I disagree with both actions, actually.

I don't mind people who smoke weed, but there are definately more productive things you could be doing. I don't condone drugs in general except for legit medicinal uses.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 05:55 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
I disagree with both actions, actually.

I don't mind people who smoke weed, but there are definately more productive things you could be doing. I don't condone drugs in general except for legit medicinal uses.

It has been proven that weed reduces one's chance of getting cancer. I am in the at-risk group for getting testicular cancer, so I smoke weed medicinally.

I encourage my fellow Newgroes to do likewise.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 06:15 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 09:25 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Why would you want to? Smoking from a pipe is much better than using a joint.

In situations when you don't have your device to smoke out of, you'll thank jesus that papers are easy to obtain and extremely cheap. Plus, j's are a bit easier to conceal and transport than devices. I dunno, i feel like there are a lot of reasons to try and learn the skill. Rolling is a lot of fun one you learn how to do it, kinda like driving standard.

OP, as stated before, you'll definitely get better at rolling the more you do it, pretty much like almost every activity in life ever. You may develop your own rolling technique if others just don't seem right to you. I find that using small rolled cardboard filters at the tip of one side makes your joint easier to hit. I also personally like to have my joints fairly tight but just a little loose, not loose enough it canoes and doesn't cherry but just enough so that you can get some airflow from within the joint.

There are various tricks that you can do with rolling, such as using a card, to help roll the papers against the product more snugly. Youtube or google can probably explain this trick better than i could.

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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 06:21 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 04:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I don't mind people who smoke weed, but there are definately more productive things you could be doing. I don't condone drugs in general except for legit medicinal uses.

Like what? Internet use? Movies? There's a more productive use for everything but it's only call upon when someone admits so smoking weed.


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 06:26 PM Reply

At 1/13/13 02:08 AM, Entice wrote: Please teach me how I can be better at rolling

If you can't roll a joint then maybe you haven't earnt the right to be a part of the fraternity of stoners. Keep your faggoty pipe and leave the joints to the big boys. M'kay?


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Response to I Can't Roll a J Jan. 13th, 2013 @ 06:27 PM Reply

type in how to roll a joint on youtube


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