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Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:29:28 Reply

I just ingested a somewhat large amount of dihydrogen monoxide on accident (don't ask). Should I go the the doctor about this? I don't have insurance so I don't want to make a wasted trip.


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:31:17 Reply

yes


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:32:37 Reply

At 1/11/13 10:29 PM, Cootie wrote: I just ingested a somewhat large amount of dihydrogen monoxide on accident (don't ask). Should I go the the doctor about this? I don't have insurance so I don't want to make a wasted trip.

I haven't seen one of these for years.
Yes.

But read this: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:33:29 Reply

Look in the front few pages of the phonebook for the local toxin advisory, or whatever it might be called in your area.


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:34:02 Reply

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.

I'm assuming its gas form is more potent than its liquid or some shit.
Doctor would be best. But don't worry. Health comes first. Calm. See a doctor.
Calm


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:34:17 Reply

dude you drank water? what the fuck is wrong with you?


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:34:18 Reply

Hmm water, sounds toxic, better run to that hospital boy!

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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:36:30 Reply

I'm surprised so many people got the joke, I expected people to really freak out over this.

Well played, NG.


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:41:39 Reply

At 1/11/13 10:36 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'm surprised so many people got the joke, I expected people to really freak out over this.

Well played, NG.

Me too. I bet if I warned Facebook about dihydrogen monoxide in local water pipes people would shit bricks.


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:43:14 Reply

At 1/11/13 10:29 PM, Cootie wrote: I don't want to make a wasted trip.

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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:43:14 Reply

Dude one time I drank so much dihydrogen monoxide that I was well hydrated.

What a night that was!

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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 22:49:39 Reply

Derp.

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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 23:18:28 Reply

Old as my grampa's balls.


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 23:32:05 Reply

At 1/11/13 10:29 PM, Cootie wrote: I just ingested a somewhat large amount of dihydrogen monoxide on accident (don't ask). Should I go the the doctor about this? I don't have insurance so I don't want to make a wasted trip.

Guys...seriously...?

I hope you're just playing around with him, if not....I don't even...

Seriously, is anyone out there so dumb that they don't know that dihydrogen monoxide is just apple juice?


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 23:37:43 Reply

At 1/11/13 11:32 PM, Adam-Beilgard wrote:

Seriously, is anyone out there so dumb that they don't know that dihydrogen monoxide is just apple juice?

i c wut u did thar


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Response to Should I go to the hospital? 2013-01-11 23:41:59 Reply

you mean H20? fuck dude, i hear that thing is acidic, it has a PH level of about 7. You should ingest an alkaline solution to neutralize it , something like NAOH, its in stuff like detergents and soap, go drink it now of you want to live.


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