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I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 20:48:50 Reply

I was inside a party and a girl just hit me so I called her a fucking bitch and got my 9inch razor out and stabbed her ebony ass and she was crying that fucking pussy I started to fucking punch her I was so angry and I had too much beeer so I started to trip a little, some of my friends joined in and started stomping on her head, she was half conscious, so I brought her outside to the pavement and curb stomped her ass, teeth everywhere dude it was insane we all then pissed on her and fucked her half dead corpse.
What should I do ng?


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 20:50:01 Reply

Eat her. You're body does a really good job at erasing the tracks.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 20:50:57 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:50 PM, Xenomit wrote: Eat her. You're body does a really good job at erasing the tracks.

I want serious answers please Xenomit I would like your steam name if you have one aswell please so we can talk further/


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 20:51:41 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:50 PM, mandog wrote:
At 1/11/13 08:50 PM, Xenomit wrote: Eat her. You're body does a really good job at erasing the tracks.
I want serious answers please Xenomit I would like your steam name if you have one aswell please so we can talk further/

I'm being dead serious.

Eat. Her.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 20:53:32 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/11/13 08:50 PM, mandog wrote:
At 1/11/13 08:50 PM, Xenomit wrote: Eat her. You're body does a really good job at erasing the tracks.
I want serious answers please Xenomit I would like your steam name if you have one aswell please so we can talk further/
I'm being dead serious.

Eat. Her.

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:03:18 Reply

Eat her, it's the only way.

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:04:28 Reply

EAT HER.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:05:55 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:48 PM, mandog wrote: and I had too much beeer so I started to trip a little, some of my friends joined in and started stomping on her head, she was half conscious, so I brought her outside to the pavement and curb stomped her ass, teeth everywhere dude it was insane we all then pissed on her and fucked her half dead corpse.
What should I do ng?

Not sure if srs or just joking.

I'm thinking prob srs

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:08:37 Reply

EAT HER

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:21:02 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:50 PM, Xenomit wrote: Eat her. You're body does a really good job at erasing the tracks.

Shit on her face first.

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:41:36 Reply

I'm not too experienced with this sort of thing, but "EAT HER" seems to be a popular answer, so I'm gonna go with that.

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:51:32 Reply

Do like breaking bad and melt her with acid in a bathtub.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 21:57:39 Reply

At 1/11/13 09:51 PM, Onholyservicebound wrote: Do like breaking bad and melt her with acid in a bathtub.

Or like anyone with common sense. You set out a plastic disposable mat, cut her body into a few segments, then dissolve her in sulfuric acid. After she's been dissolved, just drain the tub and take the now bloodied mat to a river.

Eating her is just much, much classier though. It's essentially the same process, only you're savoring the flesh of your victim.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:01:23 Reply

At 1/11/13 09:57 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/11/13 09:51 PM, Onholyservicebound wrote: Do like breaking bad and melt her with acid in a bathtub.
Or like anyone with common sense. You set out a plastic disposable mat, cut her body into a few segments, then dissolve her in sulfuric acid. After she's been dissolved, just drain the tub and take the now bloodied mat to a river.

Eating her is just much, much classier though. It's essentially the same process, only you're savoring the flesh of your victim.

Don`t listen to this guy, he`s trying to fuck you over. Just put her in a bathtub and pour hydrofluoric acid all over that bitch.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:05:46 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:48 PM, mandog wrote: I was inside a party and a girl just hit me so I called her a fucking bitch and got my 9inch razor out and stabbed her ebony ass and she was crying that fucking pussy I started to fucking punch her I was so angry and I had too much beeer so I started to trip a little, some of my friends joined in and started stomping on her head, she was half conscious, so I brought her outside to the pavement and curb stomped her ass, teeth everywhere dude it was insane we all then pissed on her and fucked her half dead corpse.
What should I do ng?

In what way does this mean you got beaten up by a girl? I'm disappointed by the content of this thread after clicking the subject.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:13:19 Reply

Drink her.

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:13:29 Reply

Sounds less like she beat you up and more like you annihilated her but if you need to get rid of the evidence, you can find a remote location and burn the body.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:24:59 Reply

At 1/11/13 09:21 PM, T3XT wrote: Shit on her face first.

But that will ruin the meal...


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:55:36 Reply

grind her up into chili.

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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:57:59 Reply

wow do you even lift bro


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-11 22:59:48 Reply

Devour her remains.


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Response to I got beaten up by a girl 2013-01-12 02:41:17 Reply

i like this guy