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Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:06:11 Reply

Makes no fucking sense to me. Think of all the time wasted on trying to hook up. So much time spent horny, trying to talk to girls, get numbers, go to parties to sex a 10/10 chick. Having to randomly start talking to girls in college, trying to be aesthetic and cut as fuck to not get the girl turned off.

What about having to develop the illusion called "game", which is really an invention made mostly by females who love sucking the energy and attention of the majority of men.

Let's not forget the girls. Hours of make up. Lifelong dedication trying to look hawt just to get taken advantage of. Crying, getting jealous of other girls. Being degraded by almost every guy, wanting a white knight, but then disliking said white knight. Constantly devolving after hitting the age of 7 rather than evolving. Being degraded then enjoying being degraded a few days later. Being in the submissive role and then thinking that its likable. Fucked up mental and emotional problems, turning heartless by the age of 16, and even more.

If we were just a single self reproducing sex, we'd probably be so advanced by now we'd have our own dominion in outer space.

Let's not forget the massive wars and fights over women..... Over vagina. Over that sweet, moist, warm, and smelly hole of sin.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:09:10 Reply

Single cell organisms mutate and evolve. Nature picks the mutations and evolutions that work, and recycles them over and over again.

Two genders worked for many, many organisms, so nature went with that.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:09:25 Reply

vaginas are gross


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:11:48 Reply

This is assuming that nature as a whole has a brain to be stupid with.

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:14:14 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:06 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Makes no fucking sense to me. Think of all the time wasted on trying to hook up.

This part I'll agree with. Guys spend money on dates and a lot of time, just to get a quick nut bust.

:So much time spent horny, trying to talk to girls, get numbers, go to parties to sex a 10/10 chick. Having to randomly start talking to girls in college, trying to be aesthetic and cut as fuck to not get the girl turned off.

Most people aren't really cut, and they get laid.

What about having to develop the illusion called "game", which is really an invention made mostly by females who love sucking the energy and attention of the majority of men.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.


Let's not forget the girls. Hours of make up. Lifelong dedication trying to look hawt just to get taken advantage of. Crying, getting jealous of other girls. Being degraded by almost every guy, wanting a white knight, but then disliking said white knight. Constantly devolving after hitting the age of 7 rather than evolving. Being degraded then enjoying being degraded a few days later. Being in the submissive role and then thinking that its likable. Fucked up mental and emotional problems, turning heartless by the age of 16, and even more.

This is more personality than gender, your looking at all the loser girls and putting them all in one category.

If we were just a single self reproducing sex, we'd probably be so advanced by now we'd have our own dominion in outer space.

No.

Let's not forget the massive wars and fights over women..... Over vagina. Over that sweet, moist, warm, and smelly hole of sin.

Competitive, yes.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:16:05 Reply

Men should be able to get pregnant, then women can go back to being useless


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:19:02 Reply

genetic diversity


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:20:05 Reply

Sex is good


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:21:07 Reply

boypussy > girlpussy


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:27:18 Reply

Because natural selection selected for sexual, not asexual reproduction, in humans. And I think you can understand why.

Sexual reproduction may have its disadvantages, but obviously, they're outweighed by its advantages, otherwise, natural selection would have us cloning ourselves in order to perpetuate the species.

My evolutionary psychology professor stated that sexual reproduction offers the advantage of decreased vulnerability to infectious diseases and other deadly things that can pose a threat to the human race.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:30:37 Reply

I think it's all kind of fun. Like a game... that I'm currently losing... :')


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:37:39 Reply

Just let science do its thing, men will be able to have babies soon.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 20:53:46 Reply

Because there are.

I'm so smart.

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 21:31:26 Reply

I cannot relate at all to OP.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 21:49:30 Reply

The other sex is of little relevance to me.

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 21:51:52 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:09 PM, Xenomit wrote: Single cell organisms mutate and evolve. Nature picks the mutations and evolutions that work, and recycles them over and over again.

Two genders worked for many, many organisms, so nature went with that.

Two genders and two sexes are not one in the same thing. The biological explanation can only pertain to the latter but not to the former; for the reason that it is sufficient to use socially construed examples in the absence of any apparent sex i.e. unsure-ness on somebodies sexuality (trans-sexual) for example.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 21:53:34 Reply

At 1/11/13 09:31 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I cannot relate at all to OP.

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 21:59:58 Reply

At 1/11/13 09:31 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I cannot relate at all to OP.

"Girls don't flock to give me their vagina hole... wah wah wah". That was the gist of it.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 22:00:50 Reply

why do I have a pair of testicles when I can have a Quad of them?

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 22:11:52 Reply

Ever heard of monogamy? Practice that and you won't need to bitch as much about how hard the dating game is.

Although it's only a matter of time before men perfect genetic engineering and cloning. You won't need to worry about these trivialities at that point.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 22:16:18 Reply

Why are there two sexes?

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 22:27:55 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:06 PM, Dave4554 wrote: If we were just a single self reproducing sex, we'd probably be so advanced by now we'd have our own dominion in outer space.

Yeah no. There's a reason why certain plants reproduce asexually and not humans -- they're smaller than us. Have you ever thought about a human reproducing asexually? It's not possible.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 22:37:30 Reply

Are you really that desperate?


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 23:03:08 Reply

Because humans aren't advanced enough to reproduce asexually.

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-11 23:11:08 Reply

At 1/11/13 10:27 PM, Gimmick wrote: Yeah no. There's a reason why certain plants reproduce asexually and not humans -- they're smaller than us. Have you ever thought about a human reproducing asexually? It's not possible.

I heard that babies are pretty small. D'OH! Asexual reproduction in humans would look like virgin impregnation, the same way certain snakes do it.

If we were just a single self reproducing sex, we'd probably be so advanced by now we'd have our own dominion in outer space.

It's well known that sexually reproducing organisms evolve faster than asexual ones, because DNA is combined into so many different patterns and constantly subjected to natural selection. Sexual reproduction is one of the reasons that we are SO advanced, it allowed us to evolve intelligence greater than any other species.

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-12 04:04:58 Reply

Just turn bisexual if it bothers you so much. Problem solved.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-12 08:34:56 Reply

At 1/11/13 08:21 PM, notYert wrote: boypussy < girlpussy

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-12 09:18:38 Reply


illusion called game

Eveythings an illusion and everythings a game.
Just try to enjoy it man.

you sound mad cause your being logical from a small perspective.

From a sociological perspective men are the laborers and leaders, while women hold it all together and keep Us From killin eachother.

Get some bro Haha

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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-12 13:21:04 Reply

Generally, more complicated organisms don't reproduce asexually. It reminds me of "Slaughterhouse-Five" which has a part where the guy goes to a planet where there are more than two sexes. I thought maybe this thread was going to be about how there weren't enough sexes. I mean, we have tons of languages and religions out there. I guess sex is one of those things we just have to make simplistic.


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Response to Why are there two sexes? 2013-01-12 13:23:17 Reply

At 1/11/13 11:03 PM, LemonCrush wrote: Because humans aren't advanced enough to reproduce asexually.

Not advanced to fully accommodate for social retarded people that is.


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