An NG rap challenge.

[cjdude1]

I am unsure if Newgrounds has anybody who can rhyme, but this is just for shits. Can you rap better than BANE? Go up against him if you dare. Click here to challenge Bane,

[naronic]

Bane
You're a clinically insane candy cane with no membrane
I'll break your mask in 3 places
I'll send you back to the circus and be like "I shouldn't have raised this"
Shouldn't have even checked your moms Facebook status

[naronic]

At 1/10/13 10:51 PM, naronic wrote: Bane
You're a clinically insane candy cane with no membrane
I'll break your mask in 3 places
I'll send you back to the circus and be like "I shouldn't have raised this"
Shouldn't have even checked your moms Facebook status

be sure to pronounce status with a strong "a"

[Xenomit]

I do not mean to be a droll fellow,
But your skin is not pale but yellow.

When you try to sit down,
You give everyone a frown,
For you act like nothing but a clown.

However you may be,
You can not see,
How your actions are not glee.

I give you these fine words, with no authority,
You, fine sir, are a minority.

[jhypsyshah]

Back up cane, dontcha know what i'm about
if ya done then ya leavin' me with just 1 route
better hold on your mask, when ya blink, I dash
Ya'll have my boot up ur ass, kickin' your teeth out

[cjdude1]

At 1/10/13 11:27 PM, jhypsyshah wrote: Back up cane, dontcha know what i'm about
if ya done then ya leavin' me with just 1 route
better hold on your mask, when ya blink, I dash
Ya'll have my boot up ur ass, kickin' your teeth out

Cane?

[jhypsyshah]

Cane?

Cane, bane, it's all the same..I just kick ass, I don't take the names. XD

[cjdude1]

At 1/10/13 11:39 PM, jhypsyshah wrote:

Cane?

Cane, bane, it's all the same..I just kick ass, I don't take the names. XD

That actually fit right in with the beat of the video. XD

[naronic]

I'm tired of you falling back on the cushion of your weak word play.
You deserve to be smacked with a dildo so limp it'll wrap around your head and be there to stay
I'll do the world a favor to your dismay
And, blinded, all you'll see is ducks playing ring around the gay
So that's why I'm going to answer your calls today
Reach in the phone and drag you across the other line like cartoons back in the day

I'll fuck you up and watch you fall 60 meters on my cue
I'll knock you into next week, call it Dr Jew
And I'll do it all with gloves because I don't want my hands painted a douche colored hue

[cjdude1]

I'll fuck you up and watch you fall 60 meters on my cue
I'll knock you into next week, call it Dr Jew
And I'll do it all with gloves because I don't want my hands painted a douche colored hue

WOOORRRD

[jhypsyshah]

Ya went hustlin' backwards, now ya in 2 deep
Ya wanna play, that's fine, but I play for keeps
a blind fight's my zen, I'm like mohammid ali
I rope-a-dope fools like you all week
Step in the ring ya and I might take a fall
but if ya think it's over, imma drop your jaw
my grip split the thumbs, so gloves don't help at all
dou'shay, enguard, imma have the last lulz XD

[naronic]

At 1/11/13 12:32 AM, cjdude1 wrote:

I'll fuck you up and watch you fall 60 meters on my cue
I'll knock you into next week, call it Dr Jew
And I'll do it all with gloves because I don't want my hands painted a douche colored hue

WOOORRRD

why thank u

[cjdude1]

At 1/11/13 01:15 AM, naronic wrote:

At 1/11/13 12:32 AM, cjdude1 wrote:

I'll fuck you up and watch you fall 60 meters on my cue
I'll knock you into next week, call it Dr Jew
And I'll do it all with gloves because I don't want my hands painted a douche colored hue

WOOORRRD

why thank u

When I say "NO", you say "Survivors!"

NO!

[naronic]

At 1/11/13 01:39 AM, cjdude1 wrote: When I say "NO", you say "Survivors!"

NO!

Krispy Creamy Survivors

[Dawnslayer]

At 1/10/13 10:26 PM, cjdude1 wrote: I am unsure if Newgrounds has anybody who can rhyme, but this is just for shits. Can you rap better than BANE? Go up against him if you dare.

How often do you visit the Audio Portal, cj?

[Phobotech]

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Back up-back up, NG- yeah I got this!
Formulating lyrics of steel and great might
Overhead eclipsing blinding-burning daylight
I don't mean to gloat
My performance can tote
Fortress'd and solid
Complete with a mote.
Inspired by talent you'll nary hear on that airwaves
Distant from simpleton minimalized enclaves-
I'm bringing effort. Your gangstas and idols are just a ruse
Some dudes whose rudeness exudes no more clues
To sophistication found in some Bazooka Joe gum
Speakin' songs that reflect their mentality sum.
I dunno this guy, really don't care to meet 'em
But if he came to this place, I'm guaranteed to beat 'em.
Crackdown upon this forum. Battle of the wits!
I'll tell him to get the fuck out...or show some tits.

[yurgenburgen]

At 1/10/13 10:26 PM, cjdude1 wrote: Can you rap better than BANE?

Now I ain't sayin Bane's a gold digger
But he ain't messin' wit no gold digger

[jhypsyshah]

At 1/11/13 03:00 AM, Phobotech wrote: Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Back up-back up, NG- yeah I got this!
Formulating lyrics of steel and great might
Overhead eclipsing blinding-burning daylight
I don't mean to gloat
My performance can tote
Fortress'd and solid
Complete with a mote.
Inspired by talent you'll nary hear on that airwaves
Distant from simpleton minimalized enclaves-
I'm bringing effort. Your gangstas and idols are just a ruse
Some dudes whose rudeness exudes no more clues
To sophistication found in some Bazooka Joe gum
Speakin' songs that reflect their mentality sum.
I dunno this guy, really don't care to meet 'em
But if he came to this place, I'm guaranteed to beat 'em.
Crackdown upon this forum. Battle of the wits!
I'll tell him to get the fuck out...or show some tits.

hehe, ahhhh diggit, nice..

look up, look out! a new eclipse foo'
Ya might feel jhypt but don't boo hoo
your horrorscope, aint good news
it's over for you just like a new moon
see ya witty but i bring you the blues
cum face it cuz I got some ooze for you
my sarcasms thick, ya know its true
now imma drag ya just usin' haiku
ya aint safe, behind this forum
your shielded.. in BOREDOM!
...whoredom all ya got?
your pimphand..remains soft
no tits now get lost, ya jack off
you're just one, too many beats off
.....now fuck off. XD

[Phobotech]

At 1/11/13 04:24 AM, jhypsyshah wrote:
hehe, ahhhh diggit, nice..

Thank you.

look up, look out! a new eclipse foo'
Ya might feel jhypt but don't boo hoo
your horrorscope, aint good news
it's over for you just like a new moon
see ya witty but i bring you the blues
cum face it cuz I got some ooze for you
my sarcasms thick, ya know its true
now imma drag ya just usin' haiku
ya aint safe, behind this forum
your shielded.. in BOREDOM!
...whoredom all ya got?
your pimphand..remains soft
no tits now get lost, ya jack off
you're just one, too many beats off
.....now fuck off. XD

You might've had a flow at first, sturdy at the base with wit-
But ya "got" with "soft"- then "off" with a duplicate.
Though I liked your play on words, and double-enten's
The few right puns were overshadowed by the wrongs
Pimphand? Psh...you must have me mistaken-
My standards leave you more hoodrats for the pickin'
Hope you like the itch in your crotch from the bitch-
Legally acquired maybe, but I'm not gonna snitch.
Or maybe you're not into that, you'll "cum on my face?"
With all of these people watching, what a disgrace...
I thought I was special babe; no movie or dinner?
Well, I understand that your wallet is thinner.
I've already won regardless. You're as solid as foam.
Here's some advice: leave and stay home.

[jhypsyshah]

You might've had a flow at first, sturdy at the base with wit-
But ya "got" with "soft"- then "off" with a duplicate.
Though I liked your play on words, and double-enten's
The few right puns were overshadowed by the wrongs
Pimphand? Psh...you must have me mistaken-
My standards leave you more hoodrats for the pickin'
Hope you like the itch in your crotch from the bitch-
Legally acquired maybe, but I'm not gonna snitch.
Or maybe you're not into that, you'll "cum on my face?"
With all of these people watching, what a disgrace...
I thought I was special babe; no movie or dinner?
Well, I understand that your wallet is thinner.
I've already won regardless. You're as solid as foam.
Here's some advice: leave and stay home.

fun stuff. XD

You're All fine and dandy, feel free to be sassy
cause I know that rap need not be so classy
no mistakin', Alas! I see you must be shakin'
I find no rhyme or reason in what you be fakin'
the itch in my crotch, is just the seed in your mind
I bet the look on your face says ya had a good time
I don't mind ya here and I won't just go away
I bring dinner for thought but ya know.. I may stray
hold on to your panties and get used to the foam
feel free to pay though.. NG's my new home XD

[cjdude1]

This topic should have never got as much attention as it did. XD

[Makakaov]

Dicks and cocks.
Dicks, dicks and cocks.

[cjdude1]

At 1/11/13 02:37 AM, Dawnslayer wrote:

At 1/10/13 10:26 PM, cjdude1 wrote: I am unsure if Newgrounds has anybody who can rhyme, but this is just for shits. Can you rap better than BANE? Go up against him if you dare.

How often do you visit the Audio Portal, cj?

Saw that coming. XD