near death experiences

[ImlunchBoxx]

i was driving to the casino and we are all juust chating minding our business when out of no where i see these kids on the padden parkway over pass and i see these kids with pumpkins and i swear time stopped as im just watching them fall and bam 3 pumpkins hit on the passenger side denting the roof of the car like a foot down and nearly killing me it was a trip and i mean time fucking stopped i had glass all over my body it hurt like t he dickens

anyone else have some near death experiences

[TheGayestHero]

At 1/9/13 04:23 PM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: anyone else have some near death experiences

A black man walked past me an looked at me funny.

[TheGayestHero]

At 1/9/13 04:28 PM, Provoke wrote: I had a near death car crash last summer, broke only one bone but a glass shard almost hit me in the eye. Missed me by a inch, hit the seat.

Blindness isn't fatal my boy

[ilikegreenday]

You already know about the time with me in "quick sand".

[Darthdenim]

A near death experience is just a dream.

[BasedBubbus]

When i was born I wasn't breathing.
When i was little I ran outside in my underwear and crossed the street and was inches close to be hit by an 18-wheeler
i couldnt swim and I was sitting on the side of a pool and someone pushed me in and i almost drown

[Boss]

deth is cool we connct to2 your our cuniserve .

[Xenomit]

I could spend about an hour listing a short summary of every near death experience in my life, but it's not like any of you are gonna believe me anyway, so I'll just not do it.

There's been over 50 by this time in my life.

[notYert]

once when i was about 3, my parents and i were at the beach and i got caught in a riptide. my father accidentally left two massive bruises on my arms from holding onto me so tightly

[Ragnarokia]

At 1/9/13 04:34 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: When i was born I wasn't breathing.

I had an experience similar to this, I had a blood clot on my umbilical cord which if left alone would have cut off my life support. As fate would have it I was born a month early though when my mother found herself forced into labour, that very timely delivery likely saved my life.

[theblackkangaroo]

I've had about 4 or 5. 2 car crash, and 3 other shit.

[ProFreeAgent]

I fell out of a two house that was being built and landed in a pile of leaves and my head landed not even 2 inches from nails and bricks. Btw i was pushed by some dick head that after i regained my bearings beat the fuck out of.

[Stretchysumo]

Not sure how close I actually came to dying, but the closest I've come is overdosing on an unknown amount of an unknown synthetic cannabinod(s). Basically my friend shows up with a bag of spice and pulls out a rock of crystals. My friends had retarded tolerances to that shit, so they were sprinkling huge amounts over bowls and ripping it. Later my friend convinces me to try it with pretty much no tolerance. He sprinkled what he said he thought I could handle on a bowl and hands it too me. I rip the bowl and hold it in, as soon as I exhaled I knew I fucked up. I was overwhelmed with panic and literally started screaming. My legs were flailing uncontrollably and I had intense chest pains. The whole world was falling apart around me. The next 15 minutes were the longest of my life, as I watched and felt myself violently drifting away into a world of madness. Eventually after I drank some water and smoked a cigarette I stopped feeling like I was dying. I had to bike a few miles back to my house 15 minutes after taking that hit, which is an amazing feat. I felt fucked for days after that. I pretty much had a conscious seizure, and I'm lucky my friend didn't put more on that bowl or I don't know if I'd be telling this story.

[andrewthething]

When my douche of a neighbour pushed me into the deep end of the pool when I was 2 years old.

Adult supervision.

[DarkMatter]

Lucky.

[andrewthething]

At 1/10/13 12:35 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Lucky.

Looks like you slammed into my dick.

[SmartyPants]

I almost drowned once, then there was that time I was almost hit by a car, and almost electrocuted myself.

[Jeffyx]

Last year I almost died of illness.

[naronic]

I saw your mom

I'm sorry but SOMEONE had to post it...

[Dave4554]

I used to inhale this chemical called JWH 18 back in the days. 5 times daily for over a month.

Lets just say, it wasnt worth it. Each time, it was an insta paranoid/near death experience for me.

It gave me a heck a lot of insight.

It even made me semi-telepathic.

I was standing by a family member and could literally hear his thoughts in my head, literally, all accurate too.

[iamjoe666]

At 1/10/13 03:21 AM, Dave4554 wrote:

It even made me semi-telepathic.

I was standing by a family member and could literally hear his thoughts in my head, literally, all accurate too.

Really, I've had a similar experience with adderall.

[Dave4554]

At 1/10/13 03:25 AM, iamjoe666 wrote:

At 1/10/13 03:21 AM, Dave4554 wrote:

It even made me semi-telepathic.

I was standing by a family member and could literally hear his thoughts in my head, literally, all accurate too.

Really, I've had a similar experience with adderall.

I've taken concerta, similar to adderall for gaming. It zones me in, makes food look disgusting, but doesn't give me the insight to read minds.

Jwh crippled me socially with females for over a year, but it gave me many things far worth it though. For one, although I can't hear people's thoughts so vividly and accurately in my head, I can feel people's feelings and thoughts though much more easier, and it can give me an advantage if I want to use it.

Seriously, I can feel people and give you an accurate description of everything about them, including past, present, future.

Normally I just suppress It and just read their current vibes, but when I have to, I can really get in deep.

I wonder what the next levels are if I do take that substance again.

And people have and always ask how I know so much about them, asking me if I'm psychic, or if I am part of their soul in another body, or if I'm an angel of god sent for them.

All I have is the ability to literally recognized the vibrations sent off by the person, and decode it faster, better, and more clearly, as it comes right into my eyes the details.

So yea, JWH 18 is a crazy drug.

[TheColourAwesome]

I jumped over the hood of a speeding car on a highway and threw and bottle in his windshield. I've been chased a few times and I'm sure I would have beem hurt.

[YellowisCOOL]

I fell up the stairs once.

[jhypsyshah]

It even made me semi-telepathic.

I wonder what the next levels are if I do take that substance again.

All I have is the ability to literally recognized the vibrations sent off by the person, and decode it faster, better, and more clearly, as it comes right into my eyes the details.

I hear telepathine is good for that. Some say salvia tends to get the socket between their eyes pumping too. XD

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

I was in the park and 5 ninjas gangbanged on me and the homies and it was only like 5 of us to they 11; so that would have been it for somebody that day because everybody had they biscuit on they waist but some divine intervention took place there and every body went on bout they life

[mothballs]

I was crossing the busiest road on LI on my bike at an intersection. While crossing, like an idiot, I thought of the brilliant idea of crossing diagonally since I needed to get on the other side of the street eventually. While going diagonal a car smashed on its brakes so hard that it nearly rang my eardrums - and the thing was inches away from me. I was too embarrassed to even look at the driver so I just took off.

[saqwert]

I was walking down the street on the sidewalk of course when I noticed there was a black dude walking towards me on the very same sidewalk I was on. Holy fuck. I remembered what they taught me in boyscouts and it saved my life. Avoiding eye contact at all costs, I looked both ways before I crossed the street and continued walking on the other side. It was an adrenaline rush, but I'd never want to be in such a situation ever again. I should be on that animal planet show 'I Shouldn't Be Alive'.

[Stretchysumo]

At 1/10/13 12:36 AM, Austerity wrote:

At 1/9/13 08:57 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Not sure how close I actually came to dying, but the closest I've come is overdosing on an unknown amount of an unknown synthetic cannabinod(s).

Great job man, remember that guy who bit someone's face off in Florida? In case you didn't know it was because of synthetic marijuana.

No, the only thing in his system was weed, that was all media sensationalism. That doesn't mean these things won't fuck you up though, don't fucking smoke them.

[Phobotech]

Aside from both motorcycle accidents, the first one at lower speeds which injured me for up to six months, and the second one on the highway, where dumping it in a conveniently located grassy median saved what would otherwise be a high speed mess...I almost got stabbed.

It didn't happen...but I was pretty certain I was going to get stabbed.