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Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:38 PM Reply

A stark room represents a no-nonsense attitude. Use a thorough cleaning routine and a dehumidifier when the AC isn't running to keep your room from smelling musty. Spraying aerosols to cover up the smell is what a half assed loser does. Keep the lighting in your room bright and stay away from the ends of the spectrum; reds, violet. Sunlight is the best sort of light so keep your blinds open.

Keep a six-chamber with one bullet in your desk, a lubed dildo, and a piece of dark chocolate (milk chocolate is for candy-asses) Kill yourself, get fucked, or succeed. KYGFS for short. Feel free to reward yourself with both the dildo and the chocolate (my preference).

I expect you all to attend my seminar on money management, Money Management for the Fast Lane. I'll be handing out razors and pre-rolled 100 dollar bills.

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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:41 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 09:38 PM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote:
Keep a six-chamber with one bullet in your desk, a lubed dildo, and a piece of dark chocolate (milk chocolate is for candy-asses) Kill yourself, get fucked, or succeed. KYGFS for short.

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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:43 PM Reply

#KYGFS
yolo yolo yolo swag.


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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:43 PM Reply

This guy... I like this guy. He knows what he's talking about.


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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:49 PM Reply

no this wont work


I'm an instigator

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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:50 PM Reply

people in the fast lane get freebands and can be as lazy as they want

this is where your philosophy is flawed


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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:50 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 09:49 PM, Boss wrote: no this wont work

Yeah, seriously, OP. The fuck you think you're trying to do, giving us advice like this?


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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:55 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 09:50 PM, Sekhem wrote: people in the fast lane get freebands and can be as lazy as they want

this is where your philosophy is flawed

Hey I thought of this in the shower five minutes ago and it has worked for me so far. Don't put down my life philosophy you scrub.

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Response to Clean your room Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 10:02 PM Reply

#KYGFS4LYFE

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