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A stark room represents a no-nonsense attitude. Use a thorough cleaning routine and a dehumidifier when the AC isn't running to keep your room from smelling musty. Spraying aerosols to cover up the smell is what a half assed loser does. Keep the lighting in your room bright and stay away from the ends of the spectrum; reds, violet. Sunlight is the best sort of light so keep your blinds open.
Keep a six-chamber with one bullet in your desk, a lubed dildo, and a piece of dark chocolate (milk chocolate is for candy-asses) Kill yourself, get fucked, or succeed. KYGFS for short. Feel free to reward yourself with both the dildo and the chocolate (my preference).
I expect you all to attend my seminar on money management, Money Management for the Fast Lane. I'll be handing out razors and pre-rolled 100 dollar bills.
At 1/7/13 09:38 PM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote:
Keep a six-chamber with one bullet in your desk, a lubed dildo, and a piece of dark chocolate (milk chocolate is for candy-asses) Kill yourself, get fucked, or succeed. KYGFS for short.
At 1/7/13 09:49 PM, Boss wrote: no this wont work
Yeah, seriously, OP. The fuck you think you're trying to do, giving us advice like this?
At 1/7/13 09:50 PM, Sekhem wrote: people in the fast lane get freebands and can be as lazy as they want
this is where your philosophy is flawed
Hey I thought of this in the shower five minutes ago and it has worked for me so far. Don't put down my life philosophy you scrub.
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.