So, why is the internet so obsessed with fucking cats? You've got 9GAG's page being covered in come because of all of the fanboys fucking and fapping to the cats, so what the fuck? What makes them special? Why are they more interesting than dogs or monkeys or some shit? We evolved from primates after all.
Cats are shitty people. They're useless animals, can't do shit. They just grow up and shit everywhere. They sit around, shed and shit all around, and only want your attention when hungry or they want to go outside, so they can run away for three weeks and then be hit by a semi-truck. They are shitty people and are not to be trusted. They bite, and hiss and piss and squeal and shit. Fuck cats, yo.
Seriously though, dogs are where it's at.