Cats...

[Nakatomi2013]

Rant alert.

So, why is the internet so obsessed with fucking cats? You've got 9GAG's page being covered in come because of all of the fanboys fucking and fapping to the cats, so what the fuck? What makes them special? Why are they more interesting than dogs or monkeys or some shit? We evolved from primates after all.

Cats are shitty people. They're useless animals, can't do shit. They just grow up and shit everywhere. They sit around, shed and shit all around, and only want your attention when hungry or they want to go outside, so they can run away for three weeks and then be hit by a semi-truck. They are shitty people and are not to be trusted. They bite, and hiss and piss and squeal and shit. Fuck cats, yo.

Seriously though, dogs are where it's at.

[Knights]

Why do you consider cats as people? Are you secretly working with them to have them overthrow human society?

[ExtraordinaryTerrest]

Cats are awesome because they can display complex emotions such as embarrassment or contempt.

But Dogs can lick there balls for two hours, and that's pretty cool too.

[Nakatomi2013]

At 1/7/13 08:52 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Why do you consider cats as people? Are you secretly working with them to have them overthrow human society?

I dunno, guess I'll just go browse 9GAG.

[zag]

I personally like cats.
I fucking hate dogs though. They never stop barking and they're far more high maintenance than cats.
Besides, everything about dogs just screams stupid.

[sweet21]

For one very simple simple incredibly simple reason:
'Loot at its stupid face! HAHAHAHA'

Cats have a surprising array of emotional output, they can look surprised, confused, bored, and if you put something too close to their face they make their best fat guy impression.

The fact they can widen their eyes increases input and you can come up with a hilarious amount of scenarios, its a game just making they do stupid faces.

A dog can only display happiness and 'im sawwy' Dogs are good and all, but they dont make stupid faces.

[BigBadtheBazz]

Some cats are cool, it just depends. My cat is hardly annoying, and shits outside and never inside.
The only time he makes a bunch of noise is when his food bowl is empty, otherwise he is not annoying.
But some cats are just fucking bullshit.

Dogs on the other hand are cool, but it depends on what kind of dog it is. You don't want a small dog that barks
Repeatedly at nothing every five minutes.

[Nakatomi2013]

At 1/7/13 09:01 PM, sweet21 wrote:

The fact they can widen their eyes increases input and you can come up with a hilarious amount of scenarios, its a game just making they do stupid faces,

Problem is, cats don't do anything.

[koopahermit]

At 1/7/13 09:03 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote:

At 1/7/13 09:01 PM, sweet21 wrote:

The fact they can widen their eyes increases input and you can come up with a hilarious amount of scenarios, its a game just making they do stupid faces,

Problem is, cats don't do anything.

The climb your furniture and poop in litterboxes. That's something.

[Dry-Ice]

At 1/7/13 08:48 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote: So, why is the internet
You've got 9GAG's page

So you're complaining because 9GAG is full of cats? How about, if you don't like it, don't visit that website. If you do want to visit a website that might contain content that pisses you off, don't bother going to another website to complain about it, there's really no need for that.

[Nakatomi2013]

At 1/7/13 09:07 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 1/7/13 08:48 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote: So, why is the internet
You've got 9GAG's page

So you're complaining because 9GAG is full of cats? How about, if you don't like it, don't visit that website. If you do want to visit a website that might contain content that pisses you off, don't bother going to another website to complain about it, there's really no need for that.

I do not visit that site, I'm just using it as an example. It's not that I visit these sites just to bitch about cats. It's like every humor website has some type of cat fetish. It's hard to avoid.

I'm mostly complaining about cats themselves. Fuck 'em.

[sweet21]

At 1/7/13 09:03 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote:

At 1/7/13 09:01 PM, sweet21 wrote:

The fact they can widen their eyes increases input and you can come up with a hilarious amount of scenarios, its a game just making they do stupid faces,

Problem is, cats don't do anything.

Of course they dont, why would they? All mine does is sleep and when it feels like playing I grab a piece of string. I can also throw a bill, only once because it keeps pushing the ball it pretty much plays with itself.
Cats are for people that just want something to pet in between break.
Like when im playing street fighter, I reach over to it in between matches and pet it.

[Elephly]

They're a blessed creature are they not? I love cats.

[Julianr]

At 1/7/13 09:11 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote:

At 1/7/13 09:07 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 1/7/13 08:48 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote: So, why is the internet
You've got 9GAG's page

I'm mostly complaining about cats themselves. Fuck 'em.

Have you ever been harmed or something like that by cats?

[Nakatomi2013]

At 1/8/13 02:28 PM, Julianr wrote:

At 1/7/13 09:11 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote:

At 1/7/13 09:07 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 1/7/13 08:48 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote: So, why is the internet
You've got 9GAG's page

I'm mostly complaining about cats themselves. Fuck 'em.

Have you ever been harmed or something like that by cats?

No, but all of my experience with them has been annoying as fuck.

[Provoke]

God, I thought I was the only one who hated those little bastards.

[Tarah]

You're extremely ignorant.

The reason so many people love cats is because it's their own opinion or attraction to them that makes them love them. Cats aren't the stereotypical mean spirited useless creatures they're made out to be. Every cat if different. It's like saying every dog is a vicious foaming at the mouth mongrel.

I think the reason cats are so widely love is for the fact they're easy to own, small, loving, so adorably and/or stupid things. Cats have playful natures and the ability to do crazy flips and motions which basically make up every other Youtube video. Dogs have their moments and are sweet loyal animals that are eager to do tricks. But they do need extra care especially if there a medium breed and up. Even toy breeds need to be walked and need to shit outside.

Hurr durr someone has a different opinion than me? That's wrong and stupid! The earth revolves around my dick so everyone should love dogs and worship dogs instead.

[o0-0o]

Not a cat guy but cats are more self sustaining than domesticated dogs.

[supergandhi64]

i read somewhere that cats are actually very closely related to bears. crazy but true, it really boggles the mind

--supergandhi64

[DecimatorOmega]

Cats are awesome!

/thread.

[MadVTaco]

Cat's are gods. Question answered.

[jhypsyshah]

Problem is, cats don't do anything.

That's not true, they try to be helpful. They help you edit your stuff for you and send mail that you are working on, whenever you take a break and go pee.

They also like to handle electronic devices such as cameras, check cords and connections, tune musical instrments and attack invisible enemies that would threaten your metaphysical being.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6rvM6Jcj2I&list=UUouOG7ozyk5 795uLmhfYmUw&index=2

[Xenomit]

They're cute and it's easy to get them to make funny faces ect.

[Spirit]

i've never understood this mentality of being a "dog" or "cat" person

why can't you like both

[BasedBubbus]

I like dogs and cats, but I would prefer a puppy, but i've never had cat so I wouldn't know what I like
idk

[jhypsyshah]

At 1/8/13 05:54 PM, Scary wrote: i've never understood this mentality of being a "dog" or "cat" person

why can't you like both

I like rott's but I always thought that they shared some cat-like behaviors. Most notably, the ones I've had, tend not to bark and can stalk stuff for hours, waiting for the kill or just stand there untill someone is dumb enough to reach over the fence.

[Damien]

You can rant all you want. The cats are here to stay.

[Xenomit]

The thing about cats is that they're only fun up until about 2 years old, then they just get boring.

Dogs stay fun until they get about 10-13 years old, when they're too old to run around and be silly.

[IronicMaiden]

I own five cats. All of them in no way fit the description you gave.

[Halberd]

Retract that statement good sir