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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 16:58:29 Reply

A turtle


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:10:05 Reply

Goat

then i can kill people and get away with it


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:14:25 Reply

At 1/7/13 04:40 PM, Otto wrote: Sloth

all my friends have said it

I used to get called 'mole' by my friends in sixth form, on account of me sitting in class sometimes with my parka on, hood right up.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:16:04 Reply

At 1/7/13 02:50 PM, o0-0o wrote: A falcon with a cap on.

An awesome point to you, sir.

Also.

I'd probably want to be some kind of bird. Just cause birds n shit would be awesome.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:32:11 Reply

Platypus because

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 00:08:46 Reply

A cat. I would find warm cozy places to hide and sleep in and I would receive belly rubs & cuddles if I want it and I can climb on things and be cute

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 10:04:53 Reply

A cat, long hours of sleep, can scratch out the owner's face, follow the red dot, and food. HNNGH.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 10:43:04 Reply

A penguin because they are adorable and slide on their bellies.

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 10:48:49 Reply

I think the "why" explains itself.

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 12:41:00 Reply

I'd be a woman because I'm not funny and enjoy things in my asshole no homo


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 14:14:02 Reply

A Red Fox- because I tend to be very sly and like to trick and play jokes on my friends. I also tend to act like a fox sometimes at random (ex. sniffing around, biting, growling, panting etc)


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 14:19:27 Reply

A Mongolian Death Worm, simply because I can pop out of nowhere.


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Honey badger because it just doesn't give a shit

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 17:41:01 Reply

I would be a dog because they can smell better and be more kind to owners and friends then a cat would.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 22:35:07 Reply

A cat.
And if fantasy is applicable, a pegasus.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:01:25 Reply

I'd probably be a kitty too. I look at my cat sometimes and think, "I wish I had your life."

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:03:32 Reply

T his one

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:50:56 Reply

At 1/7/13 03:11 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: inb4someunfunnyandforcedwallstreetjoke

It was implied as soon as you wrote down "shark"

But a pet?

Id have to agree with cat.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 02:00:37 Reply

A wolf, putting humanity aside; when in their presence, they are the masters of their own domain.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 02:01:44 Reply

At 1/9/13 01:57 AM, Xenomit wrote: I've said it once, I'm saying it again

Ain't that a surprise.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 02:19:40 Reply

At 1/7/13 02:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: So I'm filling out a job application for a pet shop and one of the questions on the form is;

"If you were to describe yourself as a pet what would you be and why?"

Naturally I chose to blag it and came up with some nonsense about being like a hamster, which I will copy and paste if anyone is intrigued. But its a lie really (shh).

I know I'm a cat. I love sleeping for long periods at a time and prefer to come and go as I please, and give attention really on my terms. I love to play with toys and I will snap at you if I don't like what you're doing.

So yeah, I guess be truthful and say what animal you would be and why?

Or not. Hello.

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I went for a job there once. I wrote Shih Tzu, I said that I was loyal and perhaps too needy and that I was a bundle of mischief.

I didn't fare too well, but I lived quite out the way from it, so I guess they might have been worried about me getting in on time. Good luck! :D

You not working for the taxis anymore? Good, taxi drivers are an evil lot, that's what my father did.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 08:38:39 Reply

A snake, I love to fuck people over when they least expect it.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 11:18:22 Reply

Great White Shark (White Pointer) because they are an Apex Predator and they are a protected species.

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 12:08:33 Reply

At 1/9/13 02:19 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
Aww! Yay, Pets At Home?

I went for a job there once. I wrote Shih Tzu, I said that I was loyal and perhaps too needy and that I was a bundle of mischief.

I didn't fare too well, but I lived quite out the way from it, so I guess they might have been worried about me getting in on time. Good luck! :D

You not working for the taxis anymore? Good, taxi drivers are an evil lot, that's what my father did.

Haha oh I'm still working with the taxis. This is me aiming to have 2 jobs, cause such is the times right now when you work somewhere with no where to go up to.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 12:36:26 Reply

At 1/9/13 11:18 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Great White Shark (White Pointer) because they are an Apex Predator and they are a protected species.

Ironic.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 12:39:22 Reply

A seagull.

Steal sandwiches and shit on people with impunity.

Seriously, they'll grab pasties right out of your hand in the middle of the high street. Balls of steel.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 12:52:35 Reply

At 1/9/13 12:36 PM, II2none wrote:
At 1/9/13 11:18 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Great White Shark (White Pointer) because they are an Apex Predator and they are a protected species.
Ironic.

I'm sorry but I fail to see the irony in my answer. Please explain.

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 14:52:58 Reply

At 1/9/13 12:52 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 1/9/13 12:36 PM, II2none wrote:
At 1/9/13 11:18 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Great White Shark (White Pointer) because they are an Apex Predator and they are a protected species.
Ironic.
I'm sorry but I fail to see the irony in my answer. Please explain.

I think he's talking about, while the great white shark is a predator, he has to be protected so he doesn't fall in the hands of another predator.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 15:01:57 Reply

I would be a leopard. I like their agility and fluid movement, their hunting style, and their habitat. Some sort of large bird of prey would be a close second though, what with the obvious bonus of being able to fly.


It made more sense in my head.

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