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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 15:53:40 Reply

A Hercules Beetle because I like to hit people with my horn.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 16:09:07 Reply

A bald eagle- because they are cool as fuck, strong, and live long (like 25 years)
wolf- because they badass and I love puppies!
human- because of thumbs

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 16:40:06 Reply

Sloth

all my friends have said it


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 16:45:16 Reply

a pigeon because i shit on everyone


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 16:58:29 Reply

A turtle


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:10:05 Reply

Goat

then i can kill people and get away with it

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:13:07 Reply

well the Chinese calender says im a dog

Perhaps a Pig or a Boar I think


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:14:25 Reply

At 1/7/13 04:40 PM, Otto wrote: Sloth

all my friends have said it

I used to get called 'mole' by my friends in sixth form, on account of me sitting in class sometimes with my parka on, hood right up.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:16:04 Reply

At 1/7/13 02:50 PM, o0-0o wrote: A falcon with a cap on.

An awesome point to you, sir.

Also.

I'd probably want to be some kind of bird. Just cause birds n shit would be awesome.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-07 19:32:11 Reply

Platypus because

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 00:08:46 Reply

A cat. I would find warm cozy places to hide and sleep in and I would receive belly rubs & cuddles if I want it and I can climb on things and be cute


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 10:04:53 Reply

A cat, long hours of sleep, can scratch out the owner's face, follow the red dot, and food. HNNGH.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 10:43:04 Reply

A penguin because they are adorable and slide on their bellies.

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 10:48:49 Reply

I think the "why" explains itself.

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 12:41:00 Reply

I'd be a woman because I'm not funny and enjoy things in my asshole no homo

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 14:14:02 Reply

A Red Fox- because I tend to be very sly and like to trick and play jokes on my friends. I also tend to act like a fox sometimes at random (ex. sniffing around, biting, growling, panting etc)


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 14:19:27 Reply

A Mongolian Death Worm, simply because I can pop out of nowhere.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 16:48:01 Reply

Honey badger because it just doesn't give a shit

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 17:16:32 Reply

An owl

I need not give you a reason why

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 17:41:01 Reply

I would be a dog because they can smell better and be more kind to owners and friends then a cat would.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-08 22:35:07 Reply

A cat.
And if fantasy is applicable, a pegasus.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:01:25 Reply

I'd probably be a kitty too. I look at my cat sometimes and think, "I wish I had your life."

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:02:40 Reply

A fish.

Cause i'm wet.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:03:32 Reply

T his one

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:50:56 Reply

At 1/7/13 03:11 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: inb4someunfunnyandforcedwallstreetjoke

It was implied as soon as you wrote down "shark"

But a pet?

Id have to agree with cat.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 01:57:20 Reply

I've said it once, I'm saying it again

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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 02:00:37 Reply

A wolf, putting humanity aside; when in their presence, they are the masters of their own domain.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 02:01:44 Reply

At 1/9/13 01:57 AM, Xenomit wrote: I've said it once, I'm saying it again

Ain't that a surprise.


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 02:03:49 Reply

At 1/9/13 02:01 AM, Jin wrote:
At 1/9/13 01:57 AM, Xenomit wrote: I've said it once, I'm saying it again
Ain't that a surprise.

That I like dogs?

Ok


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Response to What animal would you be and why? 2013-01-09 02:19:40 Reply

At 1/7/13 02:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: So I'm filling out a job application for a pet shop and one of the questions on the form is;

"If you were to describe yourself as a pet what would you be and why?"

Naturally I chose to blag it and came up with some nonsense about being like a hamster, which I will copy and paste if anyone is intrigued. But its a lie really (shh).

I know I'm a cat. I love sleeping for long periods at a time and prefer to come and go as I please, and give attention really on my terms. I love to play with toys and I will snap at you if I don't like what you're doing.

So yeah, I guess be truthful and say what animal you would be and why?

Or not. Hello.

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I went for a job there once. I wrote Shih Tzu, I said that I was loyal and perhaps too needy and that I was a bundle of mischief.

I didn't fare too well, but I lived quite out the way from it, so I guess they might have been worried about me getting in on time. Good luck! :D

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