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A bald eagle- because they are cool as fuck, strong, and live long (like 25 years)
wolf- because they badass and I love puppies!
human- because of thumbs
well the Chinese calender says im a dog
Perhaps a Pig or a Boar I think
Death cures a fool so fucking kill me already
At 1/7/13 04:40 PM, Otto wrote: Sloth
all my friends have said it
I used to get called 'mole' by my friends in sixth form, on account of me sitting in class sometimes with my parka on, hood right up.
A cat. I would find warm cozy places to hide and sleep in and I would receive belly rubs & cuddles if I want it and I can climb on things and be cute
A penguin because they are adorable and slide on their bellies.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
A Red Fox- because I tend to be very sly and like to trick and play jokes on my friends. I also tend to act like a fox sometimes at random (ex. sniffing around, biting, growling, panting etc)
No one lives forever. Live life to the fullest and enjoy every moment of it. Cause one day your life's gonna flash before your eyes...make sure its worth watching.
A Mongolian Death Worm, simply because I can pop out of nowhere.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Honey badger because it just doesn't give a shit
"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog
Blanc is best CPU
I would be a dog because they can smell better and be more kind to owners and friends then a cat would.
T his one
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
At 1/7/13 03:11 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: inb4someunfunnyandforcedwallstreetjoke
It was implied as soon as you wrote down "shark"
But a pet?
Id have to agree with cat.
A wolf, putting humanity aside; when in their presence, they are the masters of their own domain.
Cheating? I like to call it strategic opportunity.
At 1/9/13 01:57 AM, Xenomit wrote: I've said it once, I'm saying it again
Ain't that a surprise.
At 1/7/13 02:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: So I'm filling out a job application for a pet shop and one of the questions on the form is;
"If you were to describe yourself as a pet what would you be and why?"
Naturally I chose to blag it and came up with some nonsense about being like a hamster, which I will copy and paste if anyone is intrigued. But its a lie really (shh).
I know I'm a cat. I love sleeping for long periods at a time and prefer to come and go as I please, and give attention really on my terms. I love to play with toys and I will snap at you if I don't like what you're doing.
So yeah, I guess be truthful and say what animal you would be and why?
Or not. Hello.
Aww! Yay, Pets At Home?
I went for a job there once. I wrote Shih Tzu, I said that I was loyal and perhaps too needy and that I was a bundle of mischief.
I didn't fare too well, but I lived quite out the way from it, so I guess they might have been worried about me getting in on time. Good luck! :D
You not working for the taxis anymore? Good, taxi drivers are an evil lot, that's what my father did.
A snake, I love to fuck people over when they least expect it.
Love is an insidious and incurable disease, one that, if not treated with caution, can kill the object of affection or the one who desires them.