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I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 01:39 PM Reply

I like to hit things with large planks of wood. I've been doing it since I was a little boy. I hit wood with larger planks of wood, and sometimes the wood snaps.

I like to hit things with wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 01:40 PM Reply

Do you shout at the tree whilst you do it?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 01:41 PM Reply

I like to get wood. I go to lumberyards and get wood. I go to forests and get wood. I go to bathhouses and get wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 02:47 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 01:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish I could hit some people with wood.
ALL OF THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

Yeah I know what you mean brother sometimes i get so pissed but what usually gets my temper down is my wizards topps Pokemon The Movie 2000 booster box 36 pack case, i could never do harm to that.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 02:56 PM Reply

is there a joke here im not getting?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 02:58 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 02:56 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: is there a joke here im not getting?

it's 'wacky' humor

also possible that the op is a schizo or some other mental case

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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 03:10 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 01:40 PM, Ultimate-fish wrote: Do you shout at the tree whilst you do it?

No. I shout at the stick.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 05:16 PM Reply

OP is talking about HIS wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 05:18 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 02:58 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/7/13 02:56 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: is there a joke here im not getting?
it's 'wacky' humor

More like "whack-y"!

You know, because he whacks wood.

And whacking is what you do with your penis.

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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 05:18 PM Reply

I like to hit things with my 30 pound 5 1/2 foot lead pipe


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 05:21 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 05:18 PM, Xenomit wrote: I like to hit things with my 30 pound 5 1/2 foot lead pipe

I like to hit things.. WITH MAH FISTS.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 05:48 PM Reply

You better stay away from this guy.

I like to hit things with wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 08:52 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 05:48 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: You better stay away from this guy.

He'd be nothing but a block of wood without those chains.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:40 PM Reply

I approve of this thread in a major way.

I also like to hit things with wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 09:49 PM Reply

2/10 that story was room temperature bro.

I like to hit things with wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 7th, 2013 @ 10:00 PM Reply

At 1/7/13 01:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish I could hit some people with wood.
ALL OF THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

I think bricks work better... Experience.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 10:06 AM Reply

At 1/7/13 09:40 PM, Senmetsu wrote: I approve of this thread in a major way.

I also like to hit things with wood.

I'd like to hit it with you.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 10:07 AM Reply

Do you like to hit your wood?

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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 06:37 PM Reply

Ever hit yourself with some wood?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 07:31 PM Reply

I wonder how many people like to cut trees down with their cocks.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 07:32 PM Reply

I love to hit things with my wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 09:18 PM Reply

We're talking about minecraft here, right guys?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 09:35 PM Reply

This reminds me of a kid my dad told me about when he was growing up. Apparently this kid had a mental illness and liked to 'fight' trees with sticks. Then one day he was walking past the kid's house, saw him hitting a tree, and when he saw him a second later the kid was on the ground, out cold.


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