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Sounds about right.
Because I know only stupid people increase the birth rate
I'm just about dumb enough to hold up a sperm bank
If only we could find a way to suck each others dicks over the internet, newgrounds would be complete.
ZAAL is right.
Even the mallard duck is capable of having homosexual necrophilia intercourse
At 1/7/13 10:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Does rape count?
Yeah I mean ought to right, all that effort you must put in. You know stalking the girl, holding her down and as quick as possible come up with good threats so that she won't scream so damn loud. Hard work man!
I'm going to die one day XD
Oh good Allen. Because if I find out that you've been having sex without me. I won't be happy.
At 1/7/13 10:10 AM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: If only we could find a way to suck each others dicks over the internet, newgrounds would be complete.
Don't eat drugs. Eat pizza.
I don't think I've ever jacked off to anything that wasn't mixed in with footage of alpacas - Entice
At 1/7/13 10:11 AM, Slint wrote: Right in the feels.
This feel is scary.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
I didn't even cry this time...
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
At 1/7/13 12:21 PM, Boomstick wrote:At 1/7/13 10:11 AM, Slint wrote: Right in the feels.This feel is scary.
tfw no sex
its funny cause its true
Apple is a communist dynasty that is trying to take the world down in flames under its oppressive boot. Samsung will surge the universe into glory #androidnation
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I was going to tell you to go fuck yourself for that awful joke, but then i saw your post count and now i will kiss your ass and worship you as a messiah.