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Some guy on the street told he'd love to stick his nose into my armpits, but that ass-kissing dick probably said that to ALL the girls.
High school dudes complimenting my penis is the strangest it's gotten. Though that may be cool to some of you.
My girlfriend in HS said she really liked how I look driving. I was like 'uhh... thanks, I guess. I like driving and I'm glad you're comfortable."
On more than one occasion, women have told me other women would kill for my eyelashes and/or hair.
I think the most recent and hilarious one was this beggar chick (presumably, homeless) who said, "Hey Pretty Boy, how 'bout a buck for a be-ah." I miss Allston.
Walking down Glastonbury high street once and someone complimented my aura.
Speaking of Glastonbury high street, I was drinking in a pub and saw Nicolas Cage walk past the window.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.