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High school dudes complimenting my penis is the strangest it's gotten. Though that may be cool to some of you.
My girlfriend in HS said she really liked how I look driving. I was like 'uhh... thanks, I guess. I like driving and I'm glad you're comfortable."
On more than one occasion, women have told me other women would kill for my eyelashes and/or hair.
I think the most recent and hilarious one was this beggar chick (presumably, homeless) who said, "Hey Pretty Boy, how 'bout a buck for a be-ah." I miss Allston.
Walking down Glastonbury high street once and someone complimented my aura.
Speaking of Glastonbury high street, I was drinking in a pub and saw Nicolas Cage walk past the window.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.