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how to become god 2013-01-06 17:23:46 Reply

hellp pls

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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:25:13 Reply

You must leave the mortal realm first.

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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:25:33 Reply

Find the ark of the covenant, find a way to open it without bursting into flames, and sprinkle some of that god dust on yourself.

Done.


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:26:27 Reply

Amass an army

Smite your foes

Build an empire

Have an absurdly large statue of yourself erect in the centre of the city


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:27:18 Reply

Absorb the power to become a God. Suitable power sources include but are not limited to; The Life Stream, Trance and The Void.


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:28:01 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:26 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Have an absurdly large statue of yourself erect in the centre of the city

Hehehe, heh, hehehehe

Erect

how to become god


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:29:44 Reply

hairy krishna


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:29:52 Reply

You might be one already, try jumping off a bridge to find out.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:30:55 Reply

Kill the other diary holders.

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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:31:23 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:29 PM, Slint wrote: You might be one already, try jumping off a bridge to find out.

dam that was witty lol

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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:33:11 Reply

Kill a man, you're a murderer
Kill many, you're a conqueror
Kill them all, and you're a god

You know what you must do.

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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:36:10 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:33 PM, IronicMaiden wrote: Kill a man, you're a murderer
Kill many, you're a conqueror
Kill them all, and you're a god

You know what you must do.

Not women and childs?

you feminazi fuck

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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:51:18 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:36 PM, supervgm wrote: Not women and childs?

you feminazi fuck

Ever heard of a harem?


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:51:57 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:36 PM, supervgm wrote: Not women and childs?

you feminazi fuck
Ever heard of a harem?

My dad was a harem leader


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:53:54 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:36 PM, supervgm wrote: Not women and childs?

you feminazi fuck
Ever heard of a harem?
My dad was a harem leader

That's sexy


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:55:18 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:53 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Ever heard of a harem?
My dad was a harem leader
That's sexy

I still have the ring he gave me from his days of running a harem. It smells like pussy.


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:59:32 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:55 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:53 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Ever heard of a harem?
My dad was a harem leader
That's sexy
I still have the ring he gave me from his days of running a harem. It smells like pussy.

That's disgusting. Or hot. Not sure.


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 17:59:38 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:51 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 1/6/13 05:36 PM, supervgm wrote: Not women and childs?

you feminazi fuck
Ever heard of a harem?

aint even kawaii tho jjjkuk-san

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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 18:20:57 Reply

Tibetan book of the living and dying comes to mind..

Once heard a sufi say it takes millions and millions of human incarnations..

I guesss ya could always try break karmic laws or just occupy a village or town of little people and proclaim yourself their new god..that might be the easiest way. XD


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Response to how to become god 2013-01-06 18:30:00 Reply

Sacrifice some virgins and become a Demi-God.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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