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How do you spend your time in the morning to get up and ready? For me it depends on the day of the week.
Weekdays: I'll wake up two and a half hours before class and shower, shave, eat breakfast, drink a shot of espresso, drink two cups of tea, brush my teeth, work out for 30mins and bike to class.
Weekends: Masturbate, shower, eat, drink several cups of tea and read.
Weekday - Get dressed, watch TV, go to school.
Weekend - Watch TV, PS3 or masturbate, get dressed at some point.
Weekdays: hit the snooze button on my alarm, cuddle with pillow, eventually get up, take a long hot shower, brush teeth, shave, and then maybe eat breakfast if I still have time left.
Weekends: wake up early on accident, fall back asleep, masturbate, get on phone, cuddle with pillow, finally get up at noon, shave, brush teeth or chew some gum, eat breakfast.
watch a depressing french film, drink wine, masturbate to pornagraphic magazines, smoke, work on my artwork and look outside my window and contemplate suicide
c'est la vie
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Weekdays: get up, eat, shower, brush teeth, brush hair
Weekends: get up, computer/tv, eat
My morning routine consists of me initially waking up after my alarm goes off. I smash the snooze button, and begin my refusal stage, in which I lay still anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes attempting to sum up the energy to get on my feet. Still feeling like a zombie, I make coffee, take a shower, get dressed, drink my coffee, and leave my house to face whatever hell the world has brought me for that day.
Why do you want to know?
So you can copy me?
Fuck off, wanker.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
Wake up. Heat water in microwave. Pee and brush teeth and hair. Get dressed. Get tea. Leave.
Weekends all the same except instead of leave it's WoW time.
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
Well I work nights now and go to bed not long after I get indoors. So I only need to get up with an alarm when I got something planned (rare). So usually I just wake up and roll out of bed when the need to wee is too intense for me to take anymore.
Weekdays - Eat dinner, brush my teeth, shower, nap, eat breakfast, throw kitty up and down, eat lunch, go to bed and cry myself to sleep
Weekends - hide under my bed the entire weekend screaming in horror nonstop
Why the fuck should I tell you this.
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At 1/6/13 01:17 AM, Saen wrote: How do you spend your time in the morning to get up and ready? For me it depends on the day of the week.
On weekdays, I wake up at 3 in the morning, turn on my laptop, and go to sleep immediately - because my laptop takes around 30 minutes to start up fully. Then my second alarm would go off at 3:30 AM, thus enabling me to get on Newgrounds and vote on UJ submissions in the Portal. After that, I could either chat/communicate with my foreign friends or go back to bed until 6 AM. Then I proceed to take a piss if nessesary, wash my face, brush my teeth and put on my clothes. At 6:35, I take off for school.
On weekends, I wake up around 9 in the morning, turn on my laptop, then go to the bathroom where I take a piss, wash my face and brush my teeth. After that, I check my WeChat using my Iphone and read a few Wikis whilst listening to some songs on SoundCloud until I see that my laptop's done loading. Then I head to the Portal to vote and etc.
At 1/6/13 04:15 AM, EK0V0RP wrote: Why the fuck should I tell you this.
You already did.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
Everyday: "Wake up, draw houses occasionally, eat occasionally, play vidya games, check youtube subscriptions occasionally, take a shower, sleep."
At 1/6/13 09:35 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: Coughing Violently/Cereal/Masturbation.
I doubt anybody has ever eaten their morning cereal whilst masturbating in any serious way.
Drag my lazy ass out of bed, it's a struggle.Pee, quick shower, hair, makeup, brush teeth. Sometimes a small breakfast, depending on if i'm super tired or not. Grab my phone and keys, then i'm gone.
On weekends i'm usually sleeping in until 1pm. If for whatever reason I wake up early and can't get back to sleep.. I skip the shower and stuff, then turn my ps3 on to watch netflix or play games. Sometimes i'll read all morning if it's a saturday and I wake up early. I like those days
I get up, make my breakfast, then sit down in front of the computer and eat said breakfast while viewing UJ submissions that were submitted while I was asleep. Pretty fascinating stuff.
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I won't include times cause it varies each day when I wake up due to my uni timetable and work and stuff being different times but here's what I basically do:
-Press snooze 999999999999999999999999 times
- Get up
- Check stuff on my laptop
- Get a drink
- Dry/style hair
- Wash/exfoliate/moisturise face
- Brush teeth
- Get dressed
- Do make up
And either go out or do whatever I'm supposed to that day.
And if I have the day off I'll get up late and pretty much do none of this except shower/wash and brush my teeth.
maybe making a sandwhich (peanut butter or marmite)