Holy. Motherfucking. Horse-testicles. This is one of the best movies I've ever seen. If you haven't seen it yet, don't read this review. Just take my word that it was the best movie of 2012 and get out there and see that shit (But come back to this thread afterwards, so you can say you agree with me.) I'm not even joking. This is taking the No. 2 on my top ten of films, right between Forrest Gump--at three--and Shawshank Redemption--at number one.
This is a movie is spectacular. The parts meant to be funny are funny, the parts meant to be sad are sad, the parts meant to be scary are scary (and how) and the parts supposed to make your spirit soar high above the clouds as you watch a gloriously epic battle do. . . Well, just that. This is Quentin Tarantino's magnum opus, forget Pulp Fiction and all that other stuff.
Let me put it this way. Movie directors and writers will fuss about cliches, offending people, having their film be "artistic" and "thought provoking." For this, Quentin Tarantino throws all that out the window and focuses solely on packing as much awesome into a two hour, forty-five minute time span as he possibly can. And boy, does he ever fit a lot in there.
My favorite part was when Django whips the shit out of Lil' Roge. He stops them from whipping a slave, kills the first brother and than proceeds to fucking own the second. All to the most kickass, epic music I've ever heard in a movie. And that's another big plus too! The music. The rap songs that were in there I wasn't too fond of, but overlooking them was as easy as watching Django kill a bunch of dick-ass slavers. No, the high point of the music in this film is the parts with the western style trumpet playing. It compliments the movie so well and makes parts already more epic than supernovae ten times as epic.
The characters you're supposed to like you love, the villains you're supposed to love to hate you hate with every fiber and yet respect at the same time; everything is right where it fucking should be. This movie is perfect. And that's not opinion either, that's objective, motherfucking FACT. 12/10, 120%, 6 stars out of five, see this goddamn movie.