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I use TP for anything cos I don't feel like paying for tissues.
At 1/5/13 01:28 PM, Elephly wrote:At 1/5/13 01:10 PM, selena wrote: I shit from my mouthsexy
I just watched that episode one or two days ago. Good metaphor.
At 1/5/13 06:39 PM, T3XT wrote: I've always used toilet paper, occasionally a wet wipe... I've seriously never heard of any other way of doing it.
I take the paper off the roll and use that.
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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
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At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards, because the idea of using toilet paper didn't appeal to me.
What the...is this third-world standards?! I'm shocked.
So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?
Yes, of course. It's been my standard form of cleaning remaining shit from my arse. I also use toilet paper to blow my nose when I'm sick, or stop nosebleeds when they occur. I never use it to clean remaining droplets of urine, though, as my underwear dries it up.
I am so disturbed by this thread.
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At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?
Sometimes - I can take the SAS shit if necessary, squeezing it out so fast that it doesn't touch the sides. Alternatively, I won't use it, because I'm about to go in the shower, anyway.
At 1/6/13 05:15 AM, Chrausner wrote: What the...is this third-world standards?! I'm shocked.
Third world? Would you care to elaborate?
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