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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-05 13:31:27 Reply

Wipe your ass with low grit sandpaper.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-05 13:42:48 Reply

nah, three seashells.

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-05 18:39:38 Reply

I've always used toilet paper, occasionally a wet wipe... I've seriously never heard of any other way of doing it.

What's this thing with the mug? How do you do it?

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-05 18:40:45 Reply

Of COURSE I use fucking toilet paper you weirdo.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-05 18:43:24 Reply

I use TP for anything cos I don't feel like paying for tissues.

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I just watched that episode one or two days ago. Good metaphor.

Oh, and:

Do you use toilet paper?


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-05 18:49:16 Reply

At 1/5/13 06:39 PM, T3XT wrote: I've always used toilet paper, occasionally a wet wipe... I've seriously never heard of any other way of doing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 00:07:14 Reply

This thread is disgusting. You are all disgusting.

Use some toilet-paper, you unhygienic freaks.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 04:35:00 Reply

I take the paper off the roll and use that.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 05:03:00 Reply

I like sober Gimmick better.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 05:15:48 Reply

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards, because the idea of using toilet paper didn't appeal to me.

What the...is this third-world standards?! I'm shocked.

So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

Yes, of course. It's been my standard form of cleaning remaining shit from my arse. I also use toilet paper to blow my nose when I'm sick, or stop nosebleeds when they occur. I never use it to clean remaining droplets of urine, though, as my underwear dries it up.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 06:11:33 Reply

i use cheap toilet paper :(


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 06:16:48 Reply

I am so disturbed by this thread.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 07:11:53 Reply

No I just smear my shit-covered ass on the walls. Doesn't make it any cleaner, but I have made some pretty original art this way.

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 07:22:14 Reply

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

Sometimes - I can take the SAS shit if necessary, squeezing it out so fast that it doesn't touch the sides. Alternatively, I won't use it, because I'm about to go in the shower, anyway.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? 2013-01-06 09:23:57 Reply

At 1/6/13 05:15 AM, Chrausner wrote: What the...is this third-world standards?! I'm shocked.

Third world? Would you care to elaborate?


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