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I use duct tape.

http://www.the-vu.com/2010/12/wash-don%E2%80%99t-wipe-your-b utt/

interesting. so there are indeed people who put their fingers in their butt holes to clean them. i have never heard of anyone who does not use toilet paper / wet wipes.

less toilet paper might be needed if i wash after pooping.

I fucking hate toilet paper. Any other method is a huge inconvenience or completely unavailable though.
I need a bidet.

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards, because the idea of using toilet paper didn't appeal to me.

So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

I just scrape the shit off with my nails and consume it as a well-deserved treat after enduring such agony while shitting.

At 1/5/13 01:10 PM, selena wrote: I shit from my mouth

sexy

Wipe your ass with low grit sandpaper.

nah, three seashells.

I've always used toilet paper, occasionally a wet wipe... I've seriously never heard of any other way of doing it.

What's this thing with the mug? How do you do it?

Of COURSE I use fucking toilet paper you weirdo.

I use TP for anything cos I don't feel like paying for tissues.

At 1/5/13 01:28 PM, Elephly wrote:

At 1/5/13 01:10 PM, selena wrote: I shit from my mouth

sexy

I just watched that episode one or two days ago. Good metaphor.

Oh, and:

At 1/5/13 06:39 PM, T3XT wrote: I've always used toilet paper, occasionally a wet wipe... I've seriously never heard of any other way of doing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE

This thread is disgusting. You are all disgusting.

Use some toilet-paper, you unhygienic freaks.

I take the paper off the roll and use that.

I like sober Gimmick better.

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards, because the idea of using toilet paper didn't appeal to me.

What the...is this third-world standards?! I'm shocked.

So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

Yes, of course. It's been my standard form of cleaning remaining shit from my arse. I also use toilet paper to blow my nose when I'm sick, or stop nosebleeds when they occur. I never use it to clean remaining droplets of urine, though, as my underwear dries it up.

At 1/5/13 06:40 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Of COURSE I use fucking toilet paper you weirdo.

So edgy, m8.

i use cheap toilet paper :(

I am so disturbed by this thread.

At 1/6/13 05:15 AM, Chrausner wrote: What the...is this third-world standards?! I'm shocked.

Third world? Would you care to elaborate?