Do you use toilet paper?

[Gimmick]

Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards, because the idea of using toilet paper didn't appeal to me.

So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

[Orochi]

Sometimes I use it, sometimes I do like you

[TheColourAwesome]

My mugs are for coffee.

[Wunderbar]

they invented wet wipes for people like you

[Cootie]

At 1/5/13 07:27 AM, Wunderbar wrote: they invented wet wipes for people like you

That is what I used. Doesn't make your fucking asshole feel raw and gets it cleaner than toilet paper does.

[i-am-ghey]

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards

here is a quicker (and more environmetal friendly) method:

clean your ass with your fingers and wash your hands afterwards with minimum amount of tap water. done.

[Halberd]

How do you use a mug to clean your asshole

I'm confused

[chiefindomer]

A bucket and a mug? Doesn't seem like a very practical or efficient way of cleaning your anus. I'd much rather use toilet paper to get the bulk of it and then hop in the shower for a minute for further anal cleansing.

[Amaranthus]

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote:

Geez, Gimmick, are you that poor?

[Doberman]

I use a wet rag on a stick.

[ExtraLife]

At 1/5/13 09:57 AM, Doberman wrote: I use a wet rag on a stick.

probably like

[Amaranthus]

At 1/5/13 09:47 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote:

Geez, Gimmick, are you that poor?

Kidding, by the way.

[Provoke]

I use mostly toilet paper when I go to take a poo-poo, but there is something satisfying about using a wet towel and just deep clean the thing. No soap though, that stuff burns like a mother.

[Amaranthus]

At 1/5/13 10:04 AM, Provoke wrote: I use mostly toilet paper when I go to take a poo-poo, but there is something satisfying about using a wet towel and just deep clean the thing. No soap though, that stuff burns like a mother.

Too much information.
Although I can see the rest of General getting off to this.

[Provoke]

At 1/5/13 10:04 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Too much information.
Although I can see the rest of General getting off to this.

I take my personal cleaning seriously, sir.

[TheColourAwesome]

At 1/5/13 07:49 AM, Halberd wrote: How do you use a mug to clean your asshole

I'm confused

scrape

[saqwert]

If it's a nice, easy shit then I'll use toilet paper
If it's a monster, nasty Indian-type shit, fuck it I'll jump in the shower right quick

[Luis]

If you scoop out the clean water from the toilet and use it to wash your poo poo hole it works. As long as you didnt ruin it by peeing in it.

[Slint]

I use my gigantic penis to reach below and clean my arse, which in turn cleans itself by pissing upwards, and while the piss is coming down my shaft it takes the fecal remainings with it and they get stuck in my pubes, from which I remove them using my hands.

[Dragen]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[saqwert]

At 1/5/13 11:28 AM, Dragen wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?

So you use paper every time like some kind of nerd loser man?

[YenMuffin]

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

That's a stupid question, of course I don't!

[saqwert]

Gimme a sec

[Dragen]

At 1/5/13 11:36 AM, saqwert wrote:

At 1/5/13 11:28 AM, Dragen wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?

So you use paper every time like some kind of nerd loser man?

Usually not always when I urinate, if you must know.

[SmartyPants]

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

I used to use toilet paper, but ever since the surgery toilet paper feels more like sandpaper to me now. So, I just use wet wipes nowadays which get the job done better in my opinion.

[Ericho]

Uh....I have never heard of anyone who didn't use toilet paper. Are you blind, by chance? Yeah, I referenced an old joke or question. You must have the crustiest butt in the world. All that stuff's going to build up after time. Then again, animals don't use toilet paper and I don't see a lot of poop on their butt areas. Of course, we're not the same as animals.

[IronicMaiden]

I use barbed wire. I'm beginning to think that it's a bit counter productive, and that maybe investing thousands of dollars in a barbed wire roll business was the worst idea I ever had.

[Cootie]

Why wipe at all anyways? Lets just walk around with anuses caked in feces.

[Urban-Champion]

What are you, Indian?

[Elephly]

lolwut, i didnt know there were people who didnt use toilet paper... so yes, i do