Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards, because the idea of using toilet paper didn't appeal to me.
So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?
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At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards
here is a quicker (and more environmetal friendly) method:
clean your ass with your fingers and wash your hands afterwards with minimum amount of tap water. done.
How do you use a mug to clean your asshole
I'm confused
A bucket and a mug? Doesn't seem like a very practical or efficient way of cleaning your anus. I'd much rather use toilet paper to get the bulk of it and then hop in the shower for a minute for further anal cleansing.
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At 1/5/13 09:57 AM, Doberman wrote: I use a wet rag on a stick.
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At 1/5/13 07:49 AM, Halberd wrote: How do you use a mug to clean your asshole
I'm confused
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If you scoop out the clean water from the toilet and use it to wash your poo poo hole it works. As long as you didnt ruin it by peeing in it.
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At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?
That's a stupid question, of course I don't!
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At 1/5/13 11:36 AM, saqwert wrote:At 1/5/13 11:28 AM, Dragen wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?So you use paper every time like some kind of nerd loser man?
Usually not always when I urinate, if you must know.
At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?
I used to use toilet paper, but ever since the surgery toilet paper feels more like sandpaper to me now. So, I just use wet wipes nowadays which get the job done better in my opinion.
Uh....I have never heard of anyone who didn't use toilet paper. Are you blind, by chance? Yeah, I referenced an old joke or question. You must have the crustiest butt in the world. All that stuff's going to build up after time. Then again, animals don't use toilet paper and I don't see a lot of poop on their butt areas. Of course, we're not the same as animals.
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lolwut, i didnt know there were people who didnt use toilet paper... so yes, i do
http://www.the-vu.com/2010/12/wash-don%E2%80%99t-wipe-your-b utt/
interesting. so there are indeed people who put their fingers in their butt holes to clean them. i have never heard of anyone who does not use toilet paper / wet wipes.
less toilet paper might be needed if i wash after pooping.
At 1/5/13 01:10 PM, selena wrote: I shit from my mouth
sexy
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I've always used toilet paper, occasionally a wet wipe... I've seriously never heard of any other way of doing it.
What's this thing with the mug? How do you do it?
Of COURSE I use fucking toilet paper you weirdo.
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I use TP for anything cos I don't feel like paying for tissues.
At 1/5/13 01:28 PM, Elephly wrote:At 1/5/13 01:10 PM, selena wrote: I shit from my mouthsexy
I just watched that episode one or two days ago. Good metaphor.
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At 1/5/13 06:39 PM, T3XT wrote: I've always used toilet paper, occasionally a wet wipe... I've seriously never heard of any other way of doing it.
I take the paper off the roll and use that.
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No I just smear my shit-covered ass on the walls. Doesn't make it any cleaner, but I have made some pretty original art this way.
At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?
Sometimes - I can take the SAS shit if necessary, squeezing it out so fast that it doesn't touch the sides. Alternatively, I won't use it, because I'm about to go in the shower, anyway.
At 1/6/13 05:15 AM, Chrausner wrote: What the...is this third-world standards?! I'm shocked.
Third world? Would you care to elaborate?
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