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Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:16 AM Reply

Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards, because the idea of using toilet paper didn't appeal to me.

So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:20 AM Reply

Sometimes I use it, sometimes I do like you


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:24 AM Reply

My mugs are for coffee.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:27 AM Reply

they invented wet wipes for people like you


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:37 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 07:27 AM, Wunderbar wrote: they invented wet wipes for people like you

That is what I used. Doesn't make your fucking asshole feel raw and gets it cleaner than toilet paper does.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:48 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: Frankly, I've never understood the use (or need) for toilet paper whenever I take a shit, all my life I'd just use a bucket of water and a mug to clean my arse after a shit, wash my hands and wipe both with a towel afterwards

here is a quicker (and more environmetal friendly) method:

clean your ass with your fingers and wash your hands afterwards with minimum amount of tap water. done.


^Just another nonsensical forum post.^

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:49 AM Reply

How do you use a mug to clean your asshole

I'm confused


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:54 AM Reply

A bucket and a mug? Doesn't seem like a very practical or efficient way of cleaning your anus. I'd much rather use toilet paper to get the bulk of it and then hop in the shower for a minute for further anal cleansing.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 09:57 AM Reply

I use a wet rag on a stick.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 09:58 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 09:57 AM, Doberman wrote: I use a wet rag on a stick.

probably like

Do you use toilet paper?

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 10:04 AM Reply

I use mostly toilet paper when I go to take a poo-poo, but there is something satisfying about using a wet towel and just deep clean the thing. No soap though, that stuff burns like a mother.

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 10:07 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 10:04 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Too much information.
Although I can see the rest of General getting off to this.

I take my personal cleaning seriously, sir.

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 10:18 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 07:49 AM, Halberd wrote: How do you use a mug to clean your asshole

I'm confused

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 10:22 AM Reply

If it's a nice, easy shit then I'll use toilet paper
If it's a monster, nasty Indian-type shit, fuck it I'll jump in the shower right quick

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:06 AM Reply

If you scoop out the clean water from the toilet and use it to wash your poo poo hole it works. As long as you didnt ruin it by peeing in it.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:13 AM Reply

I use my gigantic penis to reach below and clean my arse, which in turn cleans itself by pissing upwards, and while the piss is coming down my shaft it takes the fecal remainings with it and they get stuck in my pubes, from which I remove them using my hands.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:28 AM Reply

What the fuck is wrong with you?


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:36 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 11:28 AM, Dragen wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?

So you use paper every time like some kind of nerd loser man?

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:37 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

That's a stupid question, of course I don't!


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:39 AM Reply

Gimme a sec

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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:43 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 11:36 AM, saqwert wrote:
At 1/5/13 11:28 AM, Dragen wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?
So you use paper every time like some kind of nerd loser man?

Usually not always when I urinate, if you must know.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:45 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 07:16 AM, Gimmick wrote: So my question is: Do you use toilet paper, and if so, why?

I used to use toilet paper, but ever since the surgery toilet paper feels more like sandpaper to me now. So, I just use wet wipes nowadays which get the job done better in my opinion.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 11:57 AM Reply

Uh....I have never heard of anyone who didn't use toilet paper. Are you blind, by chance? Yeah, I referenced an old joke or question. You must have the crustiest butt in the world. All that stuff's going to build up after time. Then again, animals don't use toilet paper and I don't see a lot of poop on their butt areas. Of course, we're not the same as animals.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:04 PM Reply

I use barbed wire. I'm beginning to think that it's a bit counter productive, and that maybe investing thousands of dollars in a barbed wire roll business was the worst idea I ever had.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:25 PM Reply

Why wipe at all anyways? Lets just walk around with anuses caked in feces.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:25 PM Reply

What are you, Indian?


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:34 PM Reply

lolwut, i didnt know there were people who didnt use toilet paper... so yes, i do


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:43 PM Reply

http://www.the-vu.com/2010/12/wash-don%E2%80%99t-wipe-your-b utt/

interesting. so there are indeed people who put their fingers in their butt holes to clean them. i have never heard of anyone who does not use toilet paper / wet wipes.

less toilet paper might be needed if i wash after pooping.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:09 PM Reply

I fucking hate toilet paper. Any other method is a huge inconvenience or completely unavailable though.
I need a bidet.


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Response to Do you use toilet paper? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:10 PM Reply

I shit from my mouth


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