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How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 02:58 AM Reply

I'm curious.

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How does one blackmail themselves?


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:00 AM Reply

you look in the mirror and you threaten yourself that if you dont give yourself $1000, they will those incriminating pictures you took of yourself naked in a river


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:00 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 03:00 AM, MrPercie wrote: they will those incriminating pictures you took of yourself naked in a river

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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:01 AM Reply

Pshh. I'd like to see me try.

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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:02 AM Reply

You force yourself into a situation where you must do whatever it is you're blackmailing yourself for.


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:04 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 03:02 AM, jjjkuk wrote: You force yourself into a situation where you must do whatever it is you're blackmailing yourself for.

But the willpower a human being possess!!!!
It's nearly a PARADOX

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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:05 AM Reply

shit I did that thing where I thought I had completed a sentence but I actually didn't!


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:07 AM Reply

Do some push up or you don't get your cola, fatty. It's called motivation.


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:10 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 03:07 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Do some push up or you don't get your cola, fatty. It's called motivation.

Motivation is such a dreaded mental block in the human mind.
And no cola, yuck. Shit is fuckin' disgusting.


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:11 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 03:03 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 1/5/13 03:00 AM, MrPercie wrote: you look in the mirror and you threaten yourself that if you dont give yourself $1000, they will those incriminating pictures you took of yourself naked in a river
whut

It isn't natural.


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:13 AM Reply

Erm...have someone shoot your mum, defecate all over her body, when the police find the shit and test its DNA, you will be found guilty of your mums murder.

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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 06:07 AM Reply

Quite easily. Commit something you would hate to be discovered and then hide the incriminating evidence somewhere in a timed lock which would be found in a set time, then write your blackmail letter and leave it beside you. Drug yourself to lose your memory and then wake up to find the letter.


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 09:34 AM Reply

I don't need blackmail myself. Me and that guy get along just fine.


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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 09:39 AM Reply

You can if you get amnesia

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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 09:46 AM Reply

It would require time travel or an impartial third party or process such as a computer program. Pic related.

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Response to How does one blackmail themselves? Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 10:00 AM Reply

1) take naked pictures of yourself

2) give your self a command

3) threaten to post naked pics of yourself to all of your family members on facebook if you don't complete #2