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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:34 AM Reply

You name it after a number, and then you fucking EAT IT.

And pretend it has complex human emotions, so the feel of some sort of nightmarish, dystopian slaughterhouse is magnified.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:06 AM Reply
At 1/4/13 10:56 PM, Nakatomi2013 wrote: That's mad gay.

Lol you from Queens too?

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:28 AM Reply
I'm still debating a name

Harold, after my cat.

sorry

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:53 AM Reply

If they're different genders, then you're soon to be a grandfather.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 04:03 AM Reply

You should have named one of them Richard Gere.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 04:47 AM Reply

Name it "Gast".

Heads or tails?

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 04:54 AM Reply
At 1/4/13 10:55 PM, Luke wrote: Yup, you read it right! My girlfriend and I just adopted these two cute gerbils!

The blond one is named Chaos by my girlfriend, I'm still debating a name for the grey one.

Aren't they the best?

They are the best.

I'm glad you're a daddy of two furry little balls of love.

That came out wrong :) <3

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 04:57 AM Reply
At 1/5/13 01:28 AM, NothingStudios wrote:
I'm still debating a name
Harold, after my cat.

Harold's a very cool name for a pet.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 05:05 AM Reply

Dude, I named my fucking cat Chaos when I got it from a friend when it was a kitten born to a wild cat that lived in his garage.

It was a black cat. Long story about how I no longer have it.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 05:57 AM Reply

Well no one?!
Fuck it.

Luke...You are their father.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 06:02 AM Reply

Adorable!

How can you not call the other one 'Theory'????

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 06:03 AM Reply

d'awwww at op image.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 08:31 AM Reply

name it Satan

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:31 PM Reply

you should get a pet snake and set it in the same cage as LLuna and Unnamed

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:37 PM Reply

Congrats, just wait until they begin to shit everywhere..

Do a barrel roll!

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:48 PM Reply

So what pet store did you lovebirds meet.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:51 PM Reply

Name him Order.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:29 PM Reply

D'awwwww they're adorable!

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:32 PM Reply

You say 'we' as if you actually had a choice on what to name them. Your girlfriend named both of them, don't bs us.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:33 PM Reply

Does anybody know what kind of music gerbils like?

Yeah, whatever.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:35 PM Reply
At 1/5/13 01:33 PM, Luke wrote: Does anybody know what kind of music gerbils like?

Goth.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:35 PM Reply
At 1/5/13 01:33 PM, Luke wrote: Does anybody know what kind of music gerbils like?

Speed metal.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:45 PM Reply
At 1/5/13 01:33 PM, Luke wrote: Does anybody know what kind of music gerbils like?

something like this

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 02:05 PM Reply

Name it Polka.

Regular ape i am.

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Response to I'm a father! Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 04:14 PM Reply

Congrats for new pets. The names are original, although maybe less cute.

At 1/5/13 01:33 PM, Luke wrote: Does anybody know what kind of music gerbils like?

Whatever you do, don't play the hamster song......

My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.